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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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On 9/30/2023 at 5:39 PM, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight And he's listening to Creed while he does it.

I bet he just sits there when the light turns green, too, looking at his cellphone, then flips you off when you beep your horn to wake him the fuck up ...

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Yeah, I see him all the time at Mopac and Slaughter 

LOL, yep. What I'm sayin' ....

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