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5-0 bitches. First time since 2009.  
 

we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that treatment because they have grafted themselves onto us and moved in lockstep with us because that’s where their bread is buttered. We keep them around, I suppose, for the same reason every girl has a fat friend- to look better by comparison. 

They suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. It is known. But this year- they are a fraud and a paper tiger. I can’t tell you how enjoyable it will be to sodomize them with a red hot fire poker (dipped and fried at the fair naturally) and watch their men and children cry and their women strike the surrender cobra pose, over and over, as the game gets worse and worse. We win by 3 scores. This is probably only the 4th best team we will play this regular season. 
Enjoy hate week for those of you who are simple and not good at life. I never take a day off from hating OU. 

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I think we can agree with this.

 

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19 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I think we can agree with this.

 

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I’d marry her!

First off, you better remember what that sign say 'fore you come down here in this bitch
Don't mess with Texas
'Cause you know everybody 'round this bitch got guns
 

FUCK OU

First 5-0 start since 2009, and if when we beat OU on Saturday we'll have beaten OU in consecutive years for the first time since 2008-2009. We were pretty damn good in that era.

 

 

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Jonathan Brooks is gonna leave his mark on the cotton bowl. 

 

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I hate these fuckers the way I hate the Taliban.  The way you hate your ex wife who talk all your shit. the way  Oklahoma fans hate tooth brushes, jobs, and non meth producing activities. 
 

fuck ou 

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OU sucks ass. Straight cheeks. 

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

5-0 bitches. First time since 2009.  
 

we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that treatment because they have grafted themselves onto us and moved in lockstep with us because that’s where their bread is buttered. We keep them around, I suppose, for the same reason every girl has a fat friend- to look better by comparison. 

They suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. It is known. But this year- they are a fraud and a paper tiger. I can’t tell you how enjoyable it will be to sodomize them with a red hot fire poker (dipped and fried at the fair naturally) and watch their men and children cry and their women strike the surrender cobra pose, over and over, as the game gets worse and worse. We win by 3 scores. This is probably only the 4th best team we will play this regular season. 
Enjoy hate week for those of you who are simple and not good at life. I never take a day off from hating OU. 

Look guys, I get it… rivalry week, go crazy, blah blah blah. However, is someone going to get this guy some help? Surly someone on here knows him personally and talk him into seeing a professional. The guy probably has a wife and kids at home that are pulling their hair out.  Geeze louise…

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Know who else was a big fan of analytics and even had a book of plays based on projected outcomes?

Tom motherfucking turtle Herman. ESPN is keeping good company.
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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

CBS Sportsline opens us as 5 point dogs.

I don't get that.

I don't know how CBS Sportsline determines their lines, but... 

 

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

CBS Sportsline opens us as 5 point dogs.

I don't get that.

gimme a whole bunch of that $$$$$

Let the tears flow.  Flying in to watch ou sucks.  Sooner tears and corn dogs.  Breakfast of champions.  

I predict it'll be close for a half, the trailer trash gets excited, and then Texas opens up a 21 point lead in the 3rd and keeps scoring.  

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7 hours ago, Thiefery said:

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This is photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen some photoshops in my time. 

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

This is photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen some photoshops in my time. 

Look, we couldn’t have her sucking on the football board. The action had to be removed.

Too late to start mailing a few bags of dicks?

15 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

OU will be fired up after last year’s beat down. Let’s hope Texas is focused and wants to continue the fuck session.

As opposed to focusing on the big game next week with Bye.

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

As opposed to focusing on the big game next week with Bye.

There are many reasons to lose focus, besides the next game. Teams constantly come out flat, with no discernible explanation.

7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

There are many reasons to lose focus, besides the next game. Teams constantly come out flat, with no discernible explanation.

Well, there’s the showdown with Houston after Bye, too, I forgot. 

But, sure, let’s worry about that. And how Sarkisian can’t win on the road. Or make adjustments. And how he’s almost at his seven win quota. And Ewers can’t pass. And Kwiatkowski doesn’t know defense. And assume OU will be the one breathing fire, not Texas. 

I’m hoping no one from Texas gets arrested for the curbstomping they’re about to inflict, but if others want to hope Texas comes out without focus, that’s another way to get through the week.

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3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Well, there’s the showdown with Houston after Bye, too, I forgot. 

But, sure, let’s worry about that. And how Sarkisian can’t win on the road. Or make adjustments. And how he’s almost at his seven win quota. And Ewers can’t pass. And Kwiatkowski doesn’t know defense. And assume OU will be the one breathing fire, not Texas. 

I’m hoping no one from Texas gets arrested for the curbstomping they’re about to inflict, but if others want to hope Texas comes out without focus, that’s another way to get through the week.

Where the fuck do you come up with these delusional assessments of simple statements? Nobody is worried about any game but this one right now. There’s no doubt OU was embarrassed last year and had this game circled since. Hell, many people were talking like Kansas was the toughest game left on the schedule. Fucking Kansas… Fans are quite often delusional, see your post as possible evidence. Even though I hope you’re correct, reality may prove quite different next week.

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Where the fuck do you come up with these delusional assessments of simple statements? Nobody is worried about any game but this one right now. There’s no doubt OU was embarrassed last year and had this game circled since. Hell, many people were talking like Kansas was the toughest game left on the schedule. Fucking Kansas… Fans are quite often delusional, see your post as possible evidence. Even though I hope you’re correct, reality may prove quite different next week.

Yours is just another in the list of complaints that have been gut shot and should be buried. 

Yes, yes, let’s “hope” Texas is focused. Texas is circled every week on everyone’s schedule. The only thing different about OU is they get circled back.

Also, you keep using that word, “delusional,” I do not think it means what you think it means.

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Yours is just another in the list of complaints that have been gut shot and should be buried. 

What was the complaint, again?

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

What was the complaint, again?

That Texas might be unfocused. 

17 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

That Texas might be unfocused. 

You might want to look up the definition of complaint. Hoping something doesn’t happen isn’t anything close to complaining that it might. I’m done arguing with you, obviously you’re still drunk.

What’s the stat on the record of QB’s starting their first RRS against those who have previously started one? Feel like that should be a metric in our favor. 

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6 hours ago, Ur Daddy said:

Look guys, I get it… rivalry week, go crazy, blah blah blah. However, is someone going to get this guy some help? Surly someone on here knows him personally and talk him into seeing a professional. The guy probably has a wife and kids at home that are pulling their hair out.  Geeze louise…

When I wrote this I thought to myself- Gee willickers this is very soft, everyone on this site is going to think I’ve gone soft and am some sort of pussy,  if it’s just hard to work up that much venom for a team I know we are three scores better than. 
Then, you posted this and it made me weep for humanity, if you thought my original OP was a problem. 

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6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

CBS Sportsline opens us as 5 point dogs.

I don't get that.

You either read that wrong or cbs sports line should thank their lucky stars they don’t own a casino because they would be out of business in 72 hours. 

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49 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You might want to look up the definition of complaint. Hoping something doesn’t happen isn’t anything close to complaining that it might. I’m done arguing with you, obviously you’re still drunk.

Substitute “concern,” if that makes you feel better. Doesn’t change the bitchassness of your take. 

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

5-0 bitches. First time since 2009.  
 

we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that treatment because they have grafted themselves onto us and moved in lockstep with us because that’s where their bread is buttered. We keep them around, I suppose, for the same reason every girl has a fat friend- to look better by comparison. 

They suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. It is known. But this year- they are a fraud and a paper tiger. I can’t tell you how enjoyable it will be to sodomize them with a red hot fire poker (dipped and fried at the fair naturally) and watch their men and children cry and their women strike the surrender cobra pose, over and over, as the game gets worse and worse. We win by 3 scores. This is probably only the 4th best team we will play this regular season. 
Enjoy hate week for those of you who are simple and not good at life. I never take a day off from hating OU. 

They should be making a mass exodus to their rusted out IROCs early third quarter.

Gabriel probably won't survive the game.  Catalon going to knock the taste out of his mouth.

6 hours ago, Ur Daddy said:

Look guys, I get it… rivalry week, go crazy, blah blah blah. However, is someone going to get this guy some help? Surly someone on here knows him personally and talk him into seeing a professional. The guy probably has a wife and kids at home that are pulling their hair out.  Geeze louise…

   Naw bro- That @Wulaw Horn is right on point. This is fuckin Texas. You must be new here. We laugh at our lil bro to the east of us who is always trying to show us how much taller they are vs last year, even though they are still only barely tall enough to ride the big boy rides at the fair. However OU? Its the Hatfields and McCoys, Crips and Bloods, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader, Ali - Frazier, Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Yeah I said it. Tonya fucking Harding. We hate them enough to knee-cap them, and we did just that last year.

  Every single time we have a better team than them we need to run the score up just like they did to us. I was disappointed last year at the 10:15 mark of the 4th quarter when we trotted out Card and some backups. I wanted the starters in there still chucking it in the endzone all the way to the end of the game. All Gas No Brakes!! Fuck the Sooners!

How bad is Sander’s ankle? 

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1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Where the fuck do you come up with these delusional assessments of simple statements? Nobody is worried about any game but this one right now. There’s no doubt OU was embarrassed last year and had this game circled since. Hell, many people were talking like Kansas was the toughest game left on the schedule. Fucking Kansas… Fans are quite often delusional, see your post as possible evidence. Even though I hope you’re correct, reality may prove quite different next week.

@Doc Daneeka is just tired of the bullshit fans who spent the last two years shoveling shit on the entire staff, QB, and everyone else. I saw a motherfucker in the KU game thread saying QE can't read defenses? Really? The guy who has the second most throws without a pick suddenly can't read a defense? Like coach Sanders says we are keeping receipts. Now we are 5-0 rolling into OU like old times and these mfers want o pull their pom-poms out like they were on the wagon the whole time. I feel him!!

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How bad is Sander’s ankle? 

He was running up and down the sideline. So it seemed okay.

If he cannot go, need to use Cook a bunch down the seem.  OU's third or fourth DB cannot cover him.  

Really glad it wasn’t his knee.  The way he got rolled up is how lots of torn acls happen.

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

@Doc Daneeka is just tired of the bullshit fans who spent the last two years shoveling shit on the entire staff, QB, and everyone else. I saw a motherfucker in the KU game thread saying QE can't read defenses? Really? The guy who has the second most throws without a pick suddenly can't read a defense? Like coach Sanders says we are keeping receipts. Now we are 5-0 rolling into OU like old times and these mfers want o pull their pom-poms out like they were on the wagon the whole time. I feel him!!

Especially on this thread in particular. OU fucking sucks. No sniveling. Beat their asses until they see last season’s game as the good ol’ days. 

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