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36 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

300blk sbr, subs with can, acog and a green hog light + feeder light. Didn't charge my thor in time so we go old school.

What subs? Do you find them to be one shot stops on hogs?

 

thanks, and kill ‘em all!

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3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not sure if posted before or if will post at cue (25:50), but Q Cosby talking Texas-OU and how Lendy Holmes doesn't talk to him at charity events. 

 

I wonder if Lendy Holmes even remembers him or just remembers seeing the video. 

3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I wonder if Lendy Holmes even remembers him or just remembers seeing the video. 

The funniest part of that anecdote is even Sooner fans bringing up to him

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17 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not sure if posted before or if will post at cue (25:50), but Q Cosby talking Texas-OU and how Lendy Holmes doesn't talk to him at charity events. 

 


Dang ... Quan has gained just a bit of weight since his playing days. 

7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The funniest part of that anecdote is even Sooner fans bringing up to him

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That was hilarious. Even the Sooner fans know that Quan was the man. 

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Am I in the gun fetish thread?

That's on me. Apologies. No more of that talk.. just trying to get more donations for JB and whiskey happened. I will stfu. Donate fuckers.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'm just not sure how much you can scheme around this Texas team. At some point you're going to get punished on either side of the ball. If it was so easy to just dial some shit up against us then we probably wouldn't have been spanking everyone on the schedule so far. 

I mean Kansas is good. They are better than anyone that OU has played. And once that thing got out of hand it really got out of hand. They needed our kicker to miss a couple to not lose by 30.

Our opponents have shown that we can be had on the deep ball a few times per game. Say OU does that and gets 17 points out of it. Where are the other points coming from? Where are the stops going to come from? 

This is a very, very good Texas team and even though we're 5 games in the buy-in doesn't seem to be all the way there yet. People around the country are still waiting for us to trip up and almost lose or lose a game. The thing is... I'm just not sure this team is going to do that. With past Texas teams I've had to hype myself up or hype up the team that THIS week we turn it around or THIS week we put it all together but with these guys I just kind of... let them play football. Because it speaks for itself.

If the Texas team that played Bama, Baylor and Kansas shows up then OU has very little chance. I'm not sure why that team wouldn't show up - although it's possible that they don't. 

We just aren't getting the benefit of the doubt yet - and that's totally fair. But as someone that has watched this team play five full games, and that is still sort of doubting them, all I can say for our opponents is...

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OU got beat 49-0 last season. You would assume they are going to come in prepared and hungry. I don't think they understand how good Texas is this year - and they aren't going to understand it until we kick off tomorrow morning. 

Just go take care of business, Horns. 

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$100 more on JB dropped @immamac I just bought another 10 free loaders to the JB pain train. FUCK OU.

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I’m in for $20.  It’s not like kids with cancer need medicine every single week.  
 

Hang on kids.  Bye week’s coming up.

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After watching 5 of our last 6 wins vs ou each of the last 5 nights (not last year), it is apparent to me a major talent discrepancy existed between the teams. And this was in our wins.

QB, skill positions, lines…even in these wins they out-talented us. Their wins…f’gedaoudit.

Why the fuck is that?

Why does this mediocre school in a shit state continually have better players than The University of Texas when we play them?

 

Let’s fucking go! 

I’m with @ztejas this team shows up it’s not in doubt. Maybe closer than it seems just like Bama but on the field an in the trenches ass whipping. Texas pulls away late.  The only way Texas loses is mistakes and a convergence of mistakes and play calling that sidetracks to a disconnected set of 3 and outs. It could happen but I think Sark is pretty damn hard to stop when he’s got the weapons and his players execute. This isn’t a Greg Davis offense the players have to over come. They come to play, they will be in a position to win and win walking away. 

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I was walking from a restaurant to our hotel downtown just now by myself. Wife and kids had gone ahead while I paid the bill and finished the wine. Standing at an intersection waiting for the lights to change. I’m in a burnt orange polo.

A car coming at me into the intersection and turning to their left honks hard and the passenger windows are open. Two okie females are hanging out of the windows and they’re screaming “fuck Texas!!” at me for whatever reason. One of them hocks a loogie in my direction but the wind and their turning motion causes it to somehow blow back into the car. Driver’s swerving and audibly screaming at her as they head away. 

I view that as a good omen. I laughed hard. 

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I was walking from a restaurant to our hotel downtown just now by myself. Wife and kids had gone ahead while I paid the bill and finished the wine. Standing at an intersection waiting for the lights to change. I’m in a burnt orange polo.
A car coming at me into the intersection and turning to their left honks hard and the passenger windows are open. Two okie females are hanging out of the windows and they’re screaming “fuck Texas!!” at me for whatever reason. One of them hocks a loogie in my direction but the wind and their turning motion causes it to somehow blow back into the car. Driver’s swerving audibly and screaming at her as they head away. 
I view that as a good omen. I laughed hard. 
You tell it so well.

The above story ^^ is too good to be true, but like Fox Mulder...I want to believe.

Ambien starting to kick in, alarm set for 5:30, coffee maker for 6, Tahoe filled up and ready for wheels turning by 6:59. See you degenerates tomorrow.[emoji869]

I'll see you fucks at 8am at the magnolia beer garden. Find the big bastard wearing burnt orange

Boys, drink more, and time travel to 11AM.

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7 minutes ago, ousux said:

The above story ^^ is too good to be true, but like Fox Mulder...I want to believe.

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Hey, it happened. They cannot help themselves. 

Just now, Topper13 said:

Boys, drink more, and time travel to 11AM.

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The fuck do you think I'm doing right now

Fuck OU. Worst part of this weekend is having to be in close proximity to these sister fucking, gutter trash, meth-addled fecalpheliacs. 
 

texas 38

OU 16

It’s been a looooooooooong time since I’ve been this excited about a Texas Ou game. Let’s fucking gooooooooooo!!!!

10 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting,

 

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Pretty funny CSB this morning:

Quan was on the morning show with Bobby and Gerry at the Texas Exes golf tourney. He introduced himself as "Lindy Holmes' Daddy" to the crowd, then went on to tell a story about how he has tried to speak with Holmes at a few events over the years and Holmes refuses to talk with him. So he went and asked his agent why the guy won't talk to him, and the agent said it is because every year he gets that clip sent to him not only from the Texas side, but from the OU side as well. He hates it. 

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The true character of a man will expose itself as time and the elements weather it down.

Latest from my SC buddy who relishes watching Texas lose and also knows his shit.

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(couple of texts from me)

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25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was walking from a restaurant to our hotel downtown just now by myself. Wife and kids had gone ahead while I paid the bill and finished the wine. Standing at an intersection waiting for the lights to change. I’m in a burnt orange polo.

A car coming at me into the intersection and turning to their left honks hard and the passenger windows are open. Two okie females are hanging out of the windows and they’re screaming “fuck Texas!!” at me for whatever reason. One of them hocks a loogie in my direction but the wind and their turning motion causes it to somehow blow back into the car. Driver’s swerving and audibly screaming at her as they head away. 

I view that as a good omen. I laughed hard. 

You expect a meth head to understand wind? Thank got you dodged the meth and aids spittle. Things are lining up.  

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hey, it happened. They cannot help themselves. 

It's true. I was there. Everyone in the restaurant heard the commotion, and when they saw what happened, they stood up and clapped.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Latest from my SC buddy who relishes watching Texas lose and also knows his shit.

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(couple of texts from me)

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“Texas is just so good on both lines” is why I believed in Sark. 

How the fuck does OU have better playoff odds than Texas?? They haven’t played anyone worth a shit

I was feeling pretty nervous tonight but I just rewatched the highlights from last year’s game and it gave me a good boost of confidence. Barring a rash of turnovers, we got this.

27 minutes ago, troph said:

It’s been a looooooooooong time since I’ve been this excited about a Texas Ou game. Let’s fucking gooooooooooo!!!!

You need to be on a trout stream somewhere. 

How the fuck does OU have better playoff odds than Texas?? They haven’t played anyone worth a shit

I wouldn’t worry about that much for the next 15 or so hours that it lasts
12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You need to be on a trout stream somewhere. 

Always! 

Anybody watching the game on the Fort Worth side tomorrow?

The whole OU is legit shit is fucking nauseating. These fuckers don’t even know how fucked they are.

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

It's true. I was there. Everyone in the restaurant heard the commotion, and when they saw what happened, they stood up and clapped.

Username checks out. 

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

You expect a meth head to understand wind? Thank got you dodged the meth and aids spittle. Things are lining up.  

Meth head?  They were probably on OU's Board of Trustees. 

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Meth head?  They were probably on OU's Board of Trustees. 

Both can be true. 

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How the fuck does OU have better playoff odds than Texas?? They haven’t played anyone worth a shit

Better playoff odds

55% predicted to win in the espn thingy

getting the “underrated” hype

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On 10/5/2023 at 7:49 PM, dcar00 said:

If our DL handles the OU OL this game is over.

it is now gameday

ptsd repression of enchubbenment is now a 50/50 value proposition

it's not just our dline - can't remember who said it tonight at the pool - we have HEADHUNTERS at the 2nd level

Mr. T.

Pain.

After watching 5 of our last 6 wins vs ou each of the last 5 nights (not last year), it is apparent to me a major talent discrepancy existed between the teams. And this was in our wins.
QB, skill positions, lines…even in these wins they out-talented us. Their wins…f’gedaoudit.
Why the fuck is that?
Why does this mediocre school in a shit state continually have better players than The University of Texas when we play them?
 

Late-stage Mack, Strong and Herman. That’s why. They didn’t recruit that well, not like Stoops and then Lincoln. The Mack teams that got blown out might’ve had more overall talent than OU in most of those years but he’s a terrible Gameday coach.
On 10/5/2023 at 8:45 PM, HtownHorn said:

 I think Gabriel gets knocked out of the game before half

this was a take tonight at the pool  - he may get loose - but he has not seen HEADHUNTERS

gabriel has never played in a game like this

Watching in Italy, is it even worth trying to find a bar showing it, or VPN?

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

Watching in Italy, is it even worth trying to find a bar showing it, or VPN?

I’m in Portugal and needing watch option s too

33 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

I’m in Portugal and needing watch option s too

I watched the Baylor game in France using Sportsurge, or Streameast.

kansas game streamed on youtube as well

or yeah sportsurge.net

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