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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Average arm talent

 

Really seems to be doing a better job of climbing the pocket this year.

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4 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

Also, the Texas ends are not elite pass rushers.

Burke gets held on pretty much every play, but ok. 

2 hours ago, ballrific said:

someone remind me again which hotels are majority ou fans.  I think I fucked up and accidentally booked one north of uptown. shit.  Maybe most of them were west from what I recall..

Look for one on Mockingbird between 183 and 35

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Burke gets held on pretty much every play, but ok. 

I saw Burke in a knee brace after the Baylor game, was he in one for Bama? Or did he get injured somewhere along the line, didnt seem as disruptive the last couple games.

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Is there a live stream for the Texas Fight Rally?

this is awesome!

11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

He looks like the real life Hamburglar tbh

You have to mean Grimace. My ginger ass looks like the hamburglar

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LOL.

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This thread sucks as much as your football team. 59 posts and not too much to laugh. But ya'll jack each other off well enough. I guess you can look forward to that after the game.

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57 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Is there a live stream for the Texas Fight Rally?

this is awesome!

Saved the YouTube video to play after Saturday's W

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So, I’ve been thinking about it and this isn’t hyperbole or anything- but the only position I’d take of theirs over ours is PK. 
Seriously- we have the better OL, TE, WR, RB, DT, EDGE!, LB, S, CB, P, HC and Cooridnators. 
They have the better PK. 

So, I’ve been thinking about it and this isn’t hyperbole or anything- but the only position I’d take of theirs over ours is PK. 
Seriously- we have the better OL, TE, WR, RB, DT, EDGE!, LB, S, CB, P, HC and Cooridnators. 
They have the better PK. 

I’d probably take Stutsman over Gbenda and I might take their safeties. Certainly Billy Bowman. But yeah, Texas really had advantages all across the field.
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

You have to mean Grimace. My ginger ass looks like the hamburglar

Yes, I meant Grimace LOL

it's been a shitty emotionally draining day but i just watched the Texas Fight Rally from earlier tonight and now i want to run thru a wall.

HOOK EM!! 🤘🤘🤘

For us olds. (45).  Who is bigxtheplug

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

it's been a shitty emotionally draining day but i just watched the Texas Fight Rally from earlier tonight and now i want to run thru a wall.

HOOK EM!! 🤘🤘🤘

Link?

21 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Yes, I meant Grimace LOL

Don't forget Mayor McCheese...before he got sued.

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

For us olds. (45).  Who is bigxtheplug

Link?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bottom line for this game is that OU looks to be a much improved team from last year. Thing is, they’re not 49 points better than last year.

And that isn’t even taking into account the fact that UT is much improved too, and more battle-tested.

All the pressure is on them. We’re gonna cruise.

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JT was walking around no limp or boot

I’ve had visions that the first pass by Gabriel is a pick 6.

since 1947 Oklahoma has won twice when there was a significant difference(8 or so spots) in ranking with Texas being higher.

1982 Texas was #13 and sooners unranked

1996 Texas was #25 and sooners unranked(with losing record)

overall since 1947 Texas ranked higher 18 times and sooners higher 43 times so less opportunity for an "upset" but...

we got this.

 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

You have to mean Grimace.

 

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On 10/3/2023 at 3:41 PM, lemonandaturd said:

With Sankey there, ESPN Game Day and all the millions of betting eyeballs that will be on the game, I hope Yormack and Mar are not stupid enough to put their T. Bone Pickens officiating agenda on display.   The backlash might be legendary if they do.  

this is my biggest question here midweek......

the college football universe will be watching

would the rig dare go full fuckery 15osu level fuckery?

there will be a couple of bad calls, but how far are they willing to go?

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is my biggest question here midweek......

the college football universe will be watching

would the rig dare go full fuckery 15osu level fuckery?

there will be a couple of bad calls, but how far are they willing to go?

They will try but in the end they will take their micropeens and go back to Lubbock or whatever small town shit hole they are from and cry because there's no level of fuckery that is stopping us from stomping a mud hole in OUs ass

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is my biggest question here midweek......

the college football universe will be watching

would the rig dare go full fuckery 15osu level fuckery?

there will be a couple of bad calls, but how far are they willing to go?

Given both teams are 5-0 and both teams are off to the SEC next season, I don't know if Yormack cares who wins or loses this game.

I’ve had visions that the first pass by Gabriel is a pick 6.

Man I had the same wet dream!
this is my biggest question here midweek......
the college football universe will be watching
would the rig dare go full fuckery 15osu level fuckery?
there will be a couple of bad calls, but how far are they willing to go?

You know Oklahoma is going to the SEC too right?

You know Oklahoma is going to the SEC too right?

I guess an argument could be made that a Texas loss would be the best chance to make sure that neither one of us are me up in the playoffs which could be something that Yormack would find appealing.
7 hours ago, thepop said:

JT was walking around no limp or boot

Oh shit.  We're fucking em up

 

10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Oh shit.  We're fucking em up

 

Check the line. Has it moved of off -6.5?

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9 hours ago, gmr548 said:


I’d probably take Stutsman over Gbenda and I might take their safeties. Certainly Billy Bowman. But yeah, Texas really had advantages all across the field.

I wasn’t going 22 for 22 but rather units. We have Ford. I take our Lb’s over theirs. Safety we have catalon- if he’s playing all the time intake ours. If kitan Crawford gets more snaps than Catalon I take theirs. 

55 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


You know Oklahoma is going to the SEC too right?

The head ref is from Omaha.  Nebraska fans hate Texas a lot more than they hate OU

JT was walking around no limp or boot
Need to know if this is real, if it's not 7-11 based, Uber driver, craps Milf, or port pitty girl I'm a bit skeptical.
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6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Any details on this? Banks in a boot.

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9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Any details on this? Banks in a boot.

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Teddy Lehman said he's a Jag so what does it matter?

Any details on this? Banks in a boot.
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Maybe just precautionary? Wouldn’t one of our shitbag $9.95ers have already broken that story for a chance to be first by now?

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Nebraska fans hate Texas a lot more than they hate OU

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Nebraska fans hate Texas a lot more than they hate OU

I think this became true sometime between 1996 and 2010.

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NSIAP. The land thieves deserve an ass whooping that makes 49-0 look compassionate because of this picture alone. I would say the state of Oklahoma deserves better but blatant debauchery is right up their alley. Texas by 80. 

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16 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

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Ketch crying into his KFC he can’t break a negative story 

FCB with an injury update

According to team sources, neither Sanders nor Watts has been a full participant in practice this week. Treatment continues, but both will likely be game-time decisions, sources said.

My sense is if either or both play, they’ll be limited. If Sanders is out for Saturday, Gunnar Helm will take Sanders' place with jumbo tight end/sixth offensive lineman Malik Agbo likely serving as Texas' second tight end in UT's 12 personnel (one running back, two tight ends) package.

If Watts is out, Texas will rotate Terrance Brooks, Gavin Holmes and Malik Muhammad in the team's two cornerback positions.

— I’m hearing sophomore offensive lineman Cole Hutson (knee) is still probably a week away. I’m also hearing defensive end Ethan Burke is playing through a knee sprain suffered in the Baylor game. Tough dude.

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