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On 10/5/2023 at 9:56 AM, Brisketexan said:

So, for real....it's been a long time since I've attended the game.  I usually hop over to I-45, so I'm approaching the fair from the Southeast, through that neighborhood.  Used to park on the field behind James Madison High school, I understand that's not in play any longer.  So...where to park over there that's reasonably safe/won't get my car windows busted in?

Gurley and Haskell

3 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

After we’ve beaten a team we kill the 4th quarter by running the ball downhill at a stacked box. Just ask Alabama about that. We don’t try to build anyone up with empty stats like Riley and Venables like to do.


I’d suggest running it down their throat for a quarter, them knowing full well it was coming, is more embarrassing than running it up.

Couldn’t do a thing. Spirit completely broken.

 

8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


I’d suggest running it down their throat for a quarter, them knowing full well it was coming, is more embarrassing than running it up.

Couldn’t do a thing. Spirit completely broken.

 

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2 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

In on the JB donation. Hook'em!

Me too.  Go wreck shop, Brooks!

May want to delete this as it is very readable
 
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He came and he went
15 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Don’t we have something where actual breaking took place, though. I mean, it didn’t go well for Drago that day or afterwards. At least Lang won the pain fight. 

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Up to 1260. Good shit. If everyone that came to surly today gave 10 one time we could pay brooks 50k just to put it into perspective how powerful you 10 contribution is when you don’t sit on the sidelines and let everyone else do it. 

Just added $50

25 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


I’d suggest running it down their throat for a quarter, them knowing full well it was coming, is more embarrassing than running it up.

Couldn’t do a thing. Spirit completely broken.

 

I want to see an OU team so mentally and physically broken by the 4th, we get those run plays that should net 2 yards but instead turn into a mass of OL and back pushing downfield for 10-15 yards at a time. Make them look like a Pop Warner defense.

 

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Up to 1260. Good shit. If everyone that came to surly today gave 10 one time we could pay brooks 50k just to put it into perspective how powerful you 10 contribution is when you don’t sit on the sidelines and let everyone else do it. 

I put my 2 cents in.

 

21 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Don’t we have something where actual breaking took place, though. I mean, it didn’t go well for Drago that day or afterwards. At least Lang won the pain fight. 

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There's some actual breaking.  Lulz.

29 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I want to see an OU team so mentally and physically broken by the 4th, we get those run plays that should net 2 yards but instead turn into a mass of OL and back pushing downfield for 10-15 yards at a time. Make them look like a Pop Warner defense.

 

Perhaps a bit like this?

 

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My SWA pilot was kind enough to give us a flyover 

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14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Bo knows

 



Obligatory.  Lulz.

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10 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

My SWA pilot was kind enough to give us a flyover 

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Half of that stadium will look the same in about 21 hours or so.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

It's also the most overrated fucking dish in the history of everything. It's great if you're a basic white bitch.

*whispers* Hey, ztejas, your SMU is showing *whispers* 

51 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Don’t we have something where actual breaking took place, though. I mean, it didn’t go well for Drago that day or afterwards. At least Lang won the pain fight. 

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

You guys are hilarious if you think I’m a jinx. Major lulz at Brent Venables ever winning a big game as a HC. God couldn’t make that happen even if he wanted to

You’re not a jinx, your predictions just consistently suck shit….

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

You guys are hilarious if you think I’m a jinx. Major lulz at Brent Venables ever winning a big game as a HC. God couldn’t make that happen even if he wanted to

 

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7 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 

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He did pick Uconn to win it all or go to final 4 last season, so there is hope.

Love this one from Dicker the Kicker!

5 hours ago, Constant said:

I hope he takes this money and makes a terrible investment decision with it. 

Do you mean putting his money on blow u to cover?

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Up to 1260. Good shit. If everyone that came to surly today gave 10 one time we could pay brooks 50k just to put it into perspective how powerful you 10 contribution is when you don’t sit on the sidelines and let everyone else do it. 

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32 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Love this one from Dicker the Kicker!

It's great, but that was just ass clenching relief more than anything. Fucking nearly losing it with Turtle fucking Tom. Fuck.

I need a cleanser just re-living that.

 

That's better.

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

I know people mock my predictions but mock this… ugly 10 point win for us tomorrow, and I think we fully put it together after that. This team is winnining the big 12 and going to the CFP where I think we have a real shot to win it all. No team in the country looks *that much* better than us. Get fucked America 🤘🏼

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need to balance the karma out a bit after that shitty post 

We must not lose to this weirdo...

 

5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

We must not lose to this weirdo...

 

ain't just a firehose in your mouth burt.

12 hours ago, immamac said:

From who exactly? I've been pushing his bmf campaign hard and we've raised a mere $710 I am reaching into all the ad Rev and tailgate donations and putting them in his pot. People aren't participating in NIL and the big Corp stuff is for people with pr teams and agents. Not kids from halletsville. 

Rich people aren't taking care of Brooks. You guys are. 

 

in for fiddy.  6 others and its treefiddy. pony up assholes.

In for a c-note; pay the man, fuckers…

in for fiddy. How do you want transfers made? Just joined Burnt Ends so guide me like I am an aggy. 

7 hours ago, Fico said:

I hope you choke on the dick you are eating 

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21 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

in for fiddy. How do you want transfers made? Just joined Burnt Ends so guide me like I am an aggy. 

Menu > Store > Store > NIL Slush Fund

I donated when he ripped off that long run last game. I was drunk. I am at the ranch and just started in on the bourbon waiting for some piggies to come in. I will donate another $100 per pig I shoot tonight. I will document, who wants to match? Odds are high i get drunk and miss, but my average is 1.2 per sit I would guess. C'mon bitches.

Hey fellas. I know I posted in this thread already but I just wanted to circle back and say................

 

FUCK OU

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Haven't read the entire thread yet, but got to that OB report about Venables working on the 3-3-5 because we've seemed to struggle with it at times.

Now - if I was Sark and there was a narrative out there that "the word is out on how to slow down Texas" like apparently Rice and Wyoming and whomever did, I'd purposely let that continue against opponents who we can beat easily without much adjustment.

Then - when we go up against ou and they think they know what to do to stop us, we come out SPECIFICALLY attacking that defensive philosophy and put them on their ass early.

Probably what the reports of "preparing for surprises" means.

Anyone know for sure if you can enter the fair on the Pennsylvania Ave side; gate 7, 8, or 9, for example? I assume you can, they are listed as "gates" after all, but the parking map shows only shows gates 1-6 as pedestrian gates, so maybe those other gates are exit only?

I'm parking on that side and Gate 6 on MLK was a clusterfuck last year (admittedly we got there later than usual) so considering strategies to avoid and expedite entry.

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26 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Haven't read the entire thread yet, but got to that OB report about Venables working on the 3-3-5 because we've seemed to struggle with it at times.

Now - if I was Sark and there was a narrative out there that "the word is out on how to slow down Texas" like apparently Rice and Wyoming and whomever did, I'd purposely let the continue against opponents who we can beat easily without much adjustment.

Then - when we go up against ou and they think they know what to do to stop us, we come out SPECIFICALLY attacking that defensive philosophy and put them on their ass early.

Probably what the reports of "preparing for surprises" means.

I'm just not sure how much you can scheme around this Texas team. At some point you're going to get punished on either side of the ball. If it was so easy to just dial some shit up against us then we probably wouldn't have been spanking everyone on the schedule so far. 

I mean Kansas is good. They are better than anyone that OU has played. And once that thing got out of hand it really got out of hand. They needed our kicker to miss a couple to not lose by 30.

Our opponents have shown that we can be had on the deep ball a few times per game. Say OU does that and gets 17 points out of it. Where are the other points coming from? Where are the stops going to come from? 

This is a very, very good Texas team and even though we're 5 games in the buy-in doesn't seem to be all the way there yet. People around the country are still waiting for us to trip up and almost lose or lose a game. The thing is... I'm just not sure this team is going to do that. With past Texas teams I've had to hype myself up or hype up the team that THIS week we turn it around or THIS week we put it all together but with these guys I just kind of... let them play football. Because it speaks for itself.

If the Texas team that played Bama, Baylor and Kansas shows up then OU has very little chance. I'm not sure why that team wouldn't show up - although it's possible that they don't. 

We just aren't getting the benefit of the doubt yet - and that's totally fair. But as someone that has watched this team play five full games, and that is still sort of doubting them, all I can say for our opponents is...

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OU got beat 49-0 last season. You would assume they are going to come in prepared and hungry. I don't think they understand how good Texas is this year - and they aren't going to understand it until we kick off tomorrow morning. 

Just go take care of business, Horns. 

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33 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Just deer for now.

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Caliber, optic, firearm?

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm just not sure how much you can scheme around this Texas team. At some point you're going to get punished on either side of the ball. If it was so easy to just dial some shit up against us then we probably wouldn't have been spanking everyone on the schedule so far. 

I mean Kansas is good. They are better than anyone that OU has played. And once that thing got out of hand it really got out of hand. They needed our kicker to miss a couple to not lose by 30.

Our opponents have shown that we can be had on the deep ball a few times per game. Say OU does that and gets 17 points out of it. Where are the other points coming from? Where are the stops going to come from? 

This is a very, very good Texas team and even though we're 5 games in the buy-in doesn't seem to be all the way there yet. People around the country are still waiting for us to trip up and almost lose or lose a game. The thing is... I'm just not sure this team is going to do that. With past Texas teams I've had to hype myself up or hype up the team that THIS week we turn it around or THIS week we put it all together but with these guys I just kind of... let them play football. Because it speaks for itself.

If the Texas team that played Bama, Baylor and Kansas shows up then OU has very little chance. I'm not sure why that team wouldn't show up - although it's possible that they don't. 

We just aren't getting the benefit of the doubt yet - and that's totally fair. But as someone that has watched this team play five full games, and that is still sort of doubting them, all I can say for our opponents is...

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OU got beat 49-0 last season. You would assume they are going to come in prepared and hungry. I don't think they understand how good Texas is this year - and they aren't going to understand it until we kick off tomorrow morning. 

Just go take care of business, Horns. 

From your lips to God’s ears.

Derp not the right thread.

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Ou sux

I am donating to JB again tonight no matter what. Fuck ou and fucking kill'em JB. He is 1a/1b with JT for me. If we can own the trenches like I believe we will, it will be a long day for blowu.

6 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

300blk sbr, subs with can, acog and a green hog light + feeder light. Didn't charge my thor in time so we go old school.

Jesus.

5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am donating to JB again tonight no matter what. Fuck ou and fucking kill'em JB. He is 1a/1b with JT for me. If we can own the trenches like I believe we will, it will be a long day for blowu.


 

 

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You see what god just did mannn...

 

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