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10 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Wtf in the back?

Is that the old OU cheerleader?  

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that’s me after all the previous posts and then this gem shows up. Made my day. Lulz 

what's with the gap on the left? would not bang. lady friend on the right is invited to a three-way at troph's and mrs. troph's house.

what's with the gap on the left? would not bang. lady friend on the right is invited to a three-way at troph's and mrs. troph's house.
Many of us have claimed to be lesbians trapped in a man's body. Only a few of us have done anything about it.
40 minutes ago, elfenix said:
57 minutes ago, troph said:
what's with the gap on the left? would not bang. lady friend on the right is invited to a three-way at troph's and mrs. troph's house.

Many of us have claimed to be lesbians trapped in a man's body. Only a few of us have done anything about it.

hashtag winning :)

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Seriously. Bunch of woke aching c unts around here. Take the joke, pussies. 

Sounds like you’re upset and offended. Follow your own advice. Besides, “Woke” belongs to CR unless we’re discussing the god awful 11am kickoff time for OU game most years.
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The bulge on the last one makes me question things. 

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#8 is looking a little Dustin Hoffman (aka Tootsie) if you ask me.  AI art is hilarious to me. it's always just a little off in drastic ways.

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14 minutes ago, troph said:

#8 is looking a little Dustin Hoffman (aka Tootsie) if you ask me.  AI art is hilarious to me. it's always just a little off in drastic ways.

PM immamac for better bulge?

I like the vultures circling above in the first pic. OU road kill. fuck those bastards.


I don’t know what team #9 plays for, but even without a helmet he’s ready to fuck

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shit up if he gets his face off the ground and out of that alien’s talons.

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#8 is looking a little Dustin Hoffman (aka Tootsie) if you ask me.  AI art is hilarious to me. it's always just a little off in drastic ways.
Yeah, like #9 having a 3rd leg

#3 is holding a part turkey, part goat, part football, with horns.

And stuff like this always amuses me, so close and so far at the same time:

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51 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

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What is that blue thing? Looks like a giant Jello mold with something mysterious embedded inside. 🕵️‍♂️

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:
2 hours ago, troph said:
#8 is looking a little Dustin Hoffman (aka Tootsie) if you ask me.  AI art is hilarious to me. it's always just a little off in drastic ways.

Yeah, like #9 having a 3rd leg

Oh shit! I thought that was a towel. Hung like a fucking moose! 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

The bulge on the last one makes me question things. 

Thats not Brecklyn Hager ?

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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What do you call 44 Sooners at the bottom of the ocean? 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

What do you call 44 Sooners at the bottom of the ocean? 

A shitty sucky seabed?

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

A shitty sucky seabed?

An oral reef?

What do you call 44 Sooners at the bottom of the ocean? 

A good start!
13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

An oral reef?

Judges would also accept 'Coral Teef' for our trailered neighbors to the North.

6 minutes ago, Hate said:


A good start!

Excellent answer.  We have some parting gifts for you.

17 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What do you call 44 Sooners at the bottom of the ocean? 

Or 'Venables' Too-Deep'  

Wax cup beers all around.  

 

28 years ago, the Oklahoma Sooners football team came to our conference.  And they prospered.  They flourished on offense, in defense, on special teams, winning 14 Big XII titles along the way in this sport.  As of Saturday afternoon, that never happened.  It was a rumor.  Saturday, is history.  We won the first title.  We're winning the last one.  And Oklahoma is but a speed-bump. 

also given the ocean theme, we'd accept "Schooner Dead" and their mothers being cheap wenches of landlocked places wondering why they weren't getting more cocks than Bob Stoops on shore-leave, also accepting for partial credit, "Schooner Born" 

5 hours ago, JBJ said:

#3 is holding a part turkey, part goat, part football, with horns.

And stuff like this always amuses me, so close and so far at the same time:

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5 hours ago, Gandalfish said:

What is that blue thing? Looks like a giant Jello mold with something mysterious embedded inside. 🕵️‍♂️

Frozen bag of dicks.

On 10/1/2023 at 12:36 PM, YGIFS said:

"It looks like your parents are related and you are quite possibly mentally disabled.  How can I help?"  

-Chad Briscoe

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7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Ha! Did she stroke out?!

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Damn there’s too much gold going on here
On 10/4/2023 at 6:23 AM, Pods said:

We have multiple openly trans posters on here, probably many more as lurkers.

They deserve to be able to read the football board without repeated jokes where transexuals are the punchline. At a bare minimum, it is WAY past time to retire use of the word "tranny" as a pejorative and it is time to retire the "Tranny OU cheerleader" video reposted on page 1. 

We're supposed to be better than OU.

Let's act like it. 


You seem to have forgotten where you are. Tranny OU cheerleader will never get old. 

Off screen..Case McCoy in the corner with the camera

 

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On 10/5/2023 at 10:03 AM, Pimphand said:

HOLY FUCK THE MENTAL HEALTH LIFELINE graphic is so clutch!

 

Sadly, I couldn't find the one where he explodes into dicks when they tackle him.

 

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1 minute ago, dcbc said:

 

Sadly, I couldn't find the one where he explodes into dicks when they tackle him.

 

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One post up....

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

One post up....

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1 minute ago, dcbc said:

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Nah you just hadn't gotten to that part of the thread

The idiots were the ones trying to derail the thread earlier but they been dealt with...

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