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This is partly what drove McCarthy out as a playcaller/coach in GB.  His red zone issues..... too many fucking FGs.

 

How do you have a busted play coming off a timeout 

McCarthy needs Aaron Rodgers to bail his ass out in the red zone.  

That's a touchdown if Pollard goes left like Dak tried to hand it off to him. Or if Schoonmaker catches the ball that is delivered right to his hands.

Dunno who's fault that third-down play was, but it definitely epitomizes the 2023 Cowboys.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

This is partly what drove McCarthy out as a playcaller/coach in GB.  His red zone issues..... too many fucking FGs.

 

yep, because he runs 1980's bill walsh offense in the red zone without those players.  the fade to Lamb is a wasted play. 

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This is partly what drove McCarthy out as a playcaller/coach in GB.  His red zone issues..... too many fucking FGs.

 

 

Just now, dcar00 said:

yep, because he runs 1980's bill walsh offense in the red zone without those players.  the fade to Lamb is a wasted play. 

 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

McCarthy needs Aaron Rodgers to bail his ass out in the red zone.  

Maybe if Dak wasn't a potato it would help.

Is the cowboys defense broken?

Yes.

If they can’t get to the QB they’re fucked.

They can’t stop the run good enough. And they can’t contain the QB.


Also they gotta get a legit TE. Dak loves the TE and gives them tons of chances. But they keep dropping passes.

Give him even a top 12 TE and the offense is better.
Maybe if Dak wasn't a potato it would help.

I mean I’d like to know what he messed up on that series? He laid a perfect pass to the TE who, as usual, dropped it.

The RB didn’t run the play correctly on 3rd down. Not sure what he did on that drive to call him a potato.
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

 

Maybe if Dak wasn't a potato it would help.

well yeah. see my post about not having the players(mainly QB)

Just now, Drew said:


I mean I’d like to know what he messed up on that series? He laid a perfect pass to the TE who, as usual, dropped it.

The RB didn’t run the play correctly on 3rd down. Not sure what he did on that drive to call him a potato.

I'm not watching the game and it wouldn't matter if I was.

Just now, dcar00 said:

well yeah. see my post about not having the players(mainly QB)

Well there's a big gap between peak Rodgers and Dak. 

A few minutes ago: Inside the ten, fuckin' fade route on first down. That never fucking works. On third from the one - a delayed handoff! WTF is wrong with that fucking coach?

Well, it's great that Kellen Moore was the problem.....

Edited by mdmost

Not sure how you blame McCarthy for two guys running into each other.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Not sure how you blame McCarthy for two guys running into each other.

They probably ran into each other because the back saw that his lane was closed - and defenders were going to be all over them... because he called a fucking delay. THird and one?

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They probably ran into each other because the back saw that his lane was closed - and defenders were going to be all over them... because he called a fucking delay. THird and one?

That's incorrect, try again

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Not sure how you blame McCarthy for two guys running into each other.

the fade is ass to Lamb and he keeps calling it.  Dak doesn't have the touch and Lamb quits on passes constantly.

Just now, dcar00 said:

the fade is ass to Lamb and he keeps calling it.  Dak doesn't have the touch and Lamb quits on passes constantly.

You were saying

Is Dak saying a drwan out "Here we go" pre snap? 

He used to say it faster "HereWeGo Set Hut" 

now I think I'm hearing it more like a country song, "HereWe Goooo...... Pause... Set Hut" 

 

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

You were saying

well they did throw it from deeper(20 yard) so it isn't the 5 yard fade and they went after the backup, which was a good call.  It's more of a go route than the fade.

Edited by dcar00

Less go Herwego plzza the hut pamesan go

C'mon, Dan..... Rush 3?  On 3 and 15.  Good thing ole Mac Jones has the athleticism of a....... potato?

 

33 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Bill got some nice moobs

Nowhere near as nice as Bilbo Baggins...

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nowhere near as nice as Bilbo Baggins...

Sounds like you're in the mood for a ballad!

 

Are these guys stoned? A step slower at every spot.

What network is carrying the game? Thanks...

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Sounds like you're in the mood for a ballad!

 

Well played, haha

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What network is carrying the game? Thanks...

FOX.

I can link a stream if needed.

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Sounds like you're in the mood for a ballad!

 

Damn, had never seen/heard that before, and nearly choked to death on my Crown and Coke laughing.

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That was awesome.

Cut to Belichick and he's working on the crossword.

Edited by gofuckyourself

Sark did a hell of a coaching job to make something out of the sack of crap that is Mac Jones.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

FOX.

I can link a stream if needed.

Well crap, appreciate the offer but I guess I really need to get some things done around here.

VDE gets his touchdown.  

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