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  • immamac changed the title to Time for FU OU Haiku 2023 Edition
#5

Eat a bag of dicks 

Only dicks on the menu

All the fucking dicks. 

#7

Built by smallpox sheets

Wretched hive of scum and meth

Steinbeck, what the fuck?

 

 

Edited by Pantone 16-1448

#11

Venables likes cocks 

In his ass unlike Bob Stoops

Who liked to swallow

#12

Venables Sucks Dick

OU has plenty of pricks

So his smirk is sick

#13

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Eat a bag dicks you inbred land thieving sister fuckers.

#17

What a wonderful morning
What a beautiful day
Sooners first in line at the dick buffet

#18

he committed to

the oklahoma freakshow

I am the idoit

#19

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck ou

 

#20

Fuck all the Sooners

Fuckity fuckem

Fuck all the Sooners

               - username 

Edited by gofuckyourself
Pops beat me at my own game. Well played.

#21

Oklahoma Sucks.

They like to eat bags of dicks.

We will kick their ass.

Edited by smwhorn

#32

Meth teeth and stained sheets

Sooners shit the bed again

Lay in their own filth

#41

"gotta play Texas...

I'd rather play a skin flute" 

signed, Brent Venables

#45

Adios Big 12
You don't deserve this game, though
OU will still suck

#48

There once was a man from Norman

Whose face the meth was deformin'

And he went down to the Fair

Seeking deep-fried dicks there

But all he found was an ass kicking that mornin'.

 

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