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Sooners want Revenge!

But Horns only give them pain!

Hook'em once again!

 

 

 

  • immamac changed the title to Time for FU OU Haiku 2023 Edition

Oklahoma sucks

The Texas football team fucks

Eat a dick, Sooners

They seem like they suck

Honestly, they’re terrible

Win convincingly

Eat a bag of dicks 

Only dicks on the menu

All the fucking dicks. 

Built by smallpox sheets

Wretched hive of scum and meth

Steinbeck, what the fuck?

 

 

Edited by Pantone 16-1448

ou fucking sucks

Every sooner is a cunt

Fuck your face, ou

 

 

Venables likes cocks 

In his ass unlike Bob Stoops

Who liked to swallow

Venables Sucks Dick

OU has plenty of pricks

So his smirk is sick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Eat a bag dicks you inbred land thieving sister fuckers.

Bob loved to eat dicks

Now Brent takes them in the ass

Quinn for tree-fiddy

Meth heads and inbreds 

Are two of countless reasons

Oklahoma sucks

 

What a wonderful morning
What a beautiful day
Sooners first in line at the dick buffet

he committed to

the oklahoma freakshow

I am the idoit

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck ou

 

Fuck all the Sooners

Fuckity fuckem

Fuck all the Sooners

               - username 

Edited by gofuckyourself
Pops beat me at my own game. Well played.

Oklahoma Sucks.

They like to eat bags of dicks.

We will kick their ass.

Edited by smwhorn

This is my haiku
It is five seven and five
OU fucking sucks

State of Texas Isle
OU’s suckage prevents this
Otherwise fuck ‘em

Meth teeth and stained sheets

Sooners shit the bed again

Lay in their own filth

Their jockstraps are torn

Toothless faces bleeding tears

Clearly, OU sucks

Venebles eats dicks

Stoops taught him how to do that

Switzer pegs them both

south of the river

gabriel drops back to pass,

hill just killed a man

Do you hear that sound?

slap, Slap, POund, POUnd, POUNd, POUND, P O U N D!

Horns pound ou ass!

"gotta play Texas...

I'd rather play a skin flute" 

signed, Brent Venables

Adios Big 12
You don't deserve this game, though
OU will still suck

They jog on the field

Their faces are filled with fear

We've already won

Fresh dew on the grass

Sunlight bathes the battlefield

Crimson tears await

There once was a man from Norman

Whose face the meth was deformin'

And he went down to the Fair

Seeking deep-fried dicks there

But all he found was an ass kicking that mornin'.

 

Bags of dicks galore
Meth infused mobile home
Time for a beating

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