Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

Featured Replies

#1101
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Quick little nooner today in Cleveland.

Maybe we can just have Cedi find a Cavs jersey and walk back to their locker room after the game and no one will notice. 

They’re interviewing your boy on Bally. He said thanks for the support.

  • Replies 1.7k
  • Views 80.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Brett Usher (@UsherNBA)

  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    The December clouds were as grey as an extinguished fire. The cheers from earlier that night had long since faded as the Spurs completed a painful and unfathomable one win November.  The players and s

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Tatum☘️ (@CookHimTatum)

Posted Images

  • Author
#1102
10 minutes ago, Kermit said:

They’re interviewing your boy on Bally. He said thanks for the support.

From a hater perspective I'm kind of like his muse.

#1104

Also, Barlow? That kid is playing his ass off the last few games where he’s getting minutes. 

  • Author
#1105

We give a ridiculous amount of minutes to guys that are barely NBA players. We're like a fuciing make-a-wish NBA franchise. And we give guys that should be playing spot minutes at best serious playtime. If the FO is serious about winning then close to half of this roster needs to be turned over going into next season. 

Blake Wesley, for his career, is 61 of 186 from 2 and 32 of 57 from the line. I mean at some point you have to pull the plug. Lord knows Branham has straddled that line all season himself - despite him showing some more flashes at least. 

Edited by ztejas

#1106
12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We give a ridiculous amount of minutes to guys that are barely NBA players. We're like a fuciing make-a-wish NBA franchise. And we give guys that should be playing spot minutes at best serious playtime. If the FO is serious about winning then close to half of this roster needs to be turned over going into next season. 

Blake Wesley, for his career, is 61 of 186 from 2 and 32 of 57 from the line. I mean at some point you have to pull the plug. Lord knows Branham has straddled that line all season himself - despite him showing some more flashes at least. 

I would much rather have Wesley out there than Branham. The last thing I want is that dude taking shots away from Vic and Dev. And Blake and actually play defense. 

  • Author
#1107

Holy fuck why is Barlow standing outside the 3 point line on offense? Two possessions in a row. Get your big ass in the paint, dude.

6 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I would much rather have Wesley out there than Branham. The last thing I want is that dude taking shots away from Vic and Dev. And Blake and actually play defense. 

I don't really care either way. They're both terrible NBA players. Which is the point I was making. 

  • Author
#1110

Cedi didn't make it but I thought the early shot clock pull up 3 he attempted was honestly exactly the type of shot we need in a tight game in the 4Q. We can't have Wemby accidentally taking too many field goals.

#1112

Malaki Branham fucking sucks and is the worst Spurs player I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. He’s fucking stupid, doesn’t play hard, can’t shoot, can’t defend, can’t pass. He fucking sucks so bad and I will celebrate the day the Spurs cut him.

  • Author
#1113

Malaki Branham:

2 points 💯

1/5 FGA 🔥 

0/3 3PA 🏹 

1 REB 😤

2 AST 🪄 

1 TO 🥶

0 STL 😈

-20 🤩

Edited by ztejas

  • Author
#1114
1 minute ago, Kermit said:

Malaki Branham fucking sucks and is the worst Spurs player I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. He’s fucking stupid, doesn’t play hard, can’t shoot, can’t defend, can’t pass. He fucking sucks so bad and I will celebrate the day the Spurs cut him.

He makes Cedi look like Dan Majerle.

#1115

Vic getting abused by Allen, taking stupid shots on offense. His teammates aren’t helping matters by missing him wide open in the paint.

#1119
Total number of blocks in first 31 games played:Victor Wembanyama: 101Dikembe Mutombo: 84Tim Duncan: 80Total number of made 3PT’s in first 31 games played:Victor Wembanyama: 46Steph Curry: 41Kevin Durant: 38 https://t.co/H42S2UNgoP

 

#1120
Victor Wembanyama records his 10th game of 20+ PTS and 4+ BLKThat leads the NBA (Embiid is 2nd with 7)Wemby breaks his tie with Tim Duncan for sixth most such games by a rookie in NBA history, and the most since Shaq (28) and Alonzo Mourning (18) in 1992-93Amazingly, five…


the bonkers part of that post for those who don’t want to click:

Quote

Amazingly, five of those lines have come in 26 minutes or fewer

That is, believe it or not, the most games of 20+ PTS and 4+ BLK in 26 minutes or fewer in NBA history for a CAREER

Wemby has played 31 games 

 

#1122

Looking toward the future a bit... the Ja Morant injury might be a good thing for the Spurs depending on the lottery gods. Spurs get Toronto's FRP this year if it's outside of the top 6.

Memphis will now join Detroit, SA, Charlotte, Washington, and Portland in the tankathon while Toronto still appears to be trying to win. That puts the Raptors solidly at 7 where the odds start to skew toward the pick going to the Spurs (ping pong balls willing). You can argue about how valuable that pick is in this particular draft, but there's a decent chance that this pick wouldn't convey otherwise. Bird in the hand, so to speak.

  • Author
#1126

Jared Allen played for the Vikings.

And Sochan cleaned that up pretty quickly.

JA was great the other night, though.

  • Author
#1127
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Looking toward the future a bit... the Ja Morant injury might be a good thing for the Spurs depending on the lottery gods. Spurs get Toronto's FRP this year if it's outside of the top 6.

Memphis will now join Detroit, SA, Charlotte, Washington, and Portland in the tankathon while Toronto still appears to be trying to win. That puts the Raptors solidly at 7 where the odds start to skew toward the pick going to the Spurs (ping pong balls willing). You can argue about how valuable that pick is in this particular draft, but there's a decent chance that this pick wouldn't convey otherwise. Bird in the hand, so to speak.

TOR was already a couple games above MEM for 7th worst record. They could potentially ship Siakam and say fuck it this season but even then, Memphis had been awful without Ja. 

I like the odds of that pick conveying.

#1128

Rumos of Spurs' interest in DJM coming back? I'm surprised at how much I wouldn't mind it, as long as we're giving up less than we got for him. I don't think we'll match other teams' interest, but I imagine Atlanta has to be feeling a rebound and might need picks. 

#1129
7 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Rumos of Spurs' interest in DJM coming back? I'm surprised at how much I wouldn't mind it, as long as we're giving up less than we got for him. I don't think we'll match other teams' interest, but I imagine Atlanta has to be feeling a rebound and might need picks. 

Unreal to think of him as a "veteran" but on this Spurs team he would be.

  • Author
#1130

Oh man I'd take him in a fucking heartbeat. He can both run offense and play defense something that literally no one on our current team is even remotely capable of. I mean Tre Jones is the closest thing and he's undersized and can't shoot. 

#1133

Toronto is going to push for a play-in spot. The OG trade made them better. I could see them shipping Siakim to somewhere like GS and improving still (Wigs, Kum, Moody). I dint think we need to worry about that pick conveying.

#1134
6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Toronto is going to push for a play-in spot. The OG trade made them better. I could see them shipping Siakim to somewhere like GS and improving still (Wigs, Kum, Moody). I dint think we need to worry about that pick conveying.

south park GIF
 

Their coach legit scares me. Nothing more terrifying than an angry Serbian. Maybe a positive pregnancy test. 

  • Author
#1139

Wemby with his first trip dub. He's abusing this shitty Pistons team like he's 2018 LeBron. I've never seen a 19 year old so easily fuck up a team's defensive gameplan. And he was like 6/16 shooting. 

  • Author
#1142
10 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

So, based on goat coach retirement trends...

Pop announces tomorrow?

Kombucha No But GIF

  • Author
#1143

I just realized we drafted Branham one spot ahead of Christain Braun and two spots ahead of Walker Kessler. 

Kill Me Goodbye GIF by Film Riot

#1144
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I just realized we drafted Branham one spot ahead of Christain Braun and two spots ahead of Walker Kessler. 

Kill Me Goodbye GIF by Film Riot

Don’t look at the Primo and Luka drafts. 

  • Author
#1146
45 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean we drafted Devin Vassell one spot ahead of Tyrese Haliburton

That isn't terrible though. DV is a good player and not the worst guy that went before Hali.

#1147
53 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean we drafted Devin Vassell one spot ahead of Tyrese Haliburton

We had White and Murray on the team, but you are still correct. Very, very correct. And I love Devin Vassell. 

#1148

I’m just floating this based off a fucking tweet (Matt Moore) but would you guys be cool trading for Trae Young?

#1150
25 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I’m just floating this based off a fucking tweet (Matt Moore) but would you guys be cool trading for Trae Young?

Jesus god holy fuck no. I saw something about it too and had a visceral reaction. The last thing Wemby needs is a ball dominant heliocentric chucker taking low percentage shots early in the clock all the while playing zero defense. And he’s a bad entitled guy, too, who plays losing basketball. Complete anti-spur on every level.

I would rather Sochan run point than have that bitchass with his shitty lettuce and worlds most punchable face on my squad.  Why don’t you just go after Chris Paul or get Karl Malone out of retirement while you’re at it?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.