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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

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#1401

Credit where it’s due, Malaki played well. Usual shitty games from Keldon and Zach. Devin was absolutely manhandled by the Dallas bigs. They kicked his ass. 

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#1402
12 hours ago, Kermit said:

Will they ever guard Kyrie? Tune in next time for another episode of “Kyrie Dicks the Spurs!”

Luka also has his hog permanently lodged in our ass.

#1403
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Luka also has his hog permanently lodged in our ass.

Can you imagine Trae Young trying to guard Kyrie?

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#1404
2 hours ago, Kermit said:

Can you imagine Trae Young trying to guard Kyrie?

I can imagine Trae putting his dirty okie hog up your ass. 

#1405
8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I can imagine Trae putting his dirty okie hog up your ass. 

Ew. The carpet probably matches the drapes and that’s an instant turnoff.

#1407
3 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

How do I forget the last two posts? 

You can't. The mental imagery of a nappy-headed and defensively unsound Trae Young sodomizing Kermit the Frog whilst the "angry amphibian" calmly sips his cup o' tea is forever burned into your psyche.

I suggest art therapy. Maybe take up watercolor or pastels. Even so, it's going to be a long road to recovery.

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#1408

I already love him so much.

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I have no idea who that kid is. His brother?

#1410

Wemby on Popovich:"We were in film and in front of everybody, he goes like, 'Yeah, what the fuck is this?'"
#1412
7 minutes ago, thepop said:

Sooo
 

Wemby

Sochan

Draft Pick

Vassell

Young


 

I’m pretty sure “Draft Pick” will bring going to the Hawks. Man, I do not want Trae Young on this team. Y’all think I’m salty about Patty Mills? Just fucking wait. I hate that pissant. 

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#1414

Omg I love Sochan and Wemby so much. 

And holy shit Wemby is a dime away from a 5x5.

#1415

That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better. 

#1418
6 hours ago, Kermit said:

That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better. 

Is there a more useless player than Zach Collins? His shot is legitimate garbage. How was he ever allowed to shoot?

#1419

A reminder about the Admiral's greatness.

 

Never did I imagine David Robinson highlights to Big X Tha Plug would be so LIT!!!!🎥 credit likeableanthony via TikTok#BOXINGnBBQ #Boxing

 

#1421
23 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Wemby is getting the first official quintuple double one day.

Maybe tonight. But he needs to pick up the pace on the blocks though. 

A 20 - 8 - 4 - 4 - 1 first half isn't going to cut it. Scrub.

#1426

Well, it’s a good sign I guess that they’re playing teams tough and not getting blown out. Especially with guys like Zach Collins getting minutes. 

#1427
14 hours ago, thepop said:

Well, it’s a good sign I guess that they’re playing teams tough and not getting blown out. Especially with guys like Zach Collins getting minutes. 

I can’t emphasize enough, for those who don’t watch the games, how awful and shitty he truly is. 

#1428

He hit his first two 3-point shots last night for the month of February. I guess that's the one positive takeaway for Collins last night.

I took my dog out for a walk last night when Wemby sat for the first time. The score when I left was 15-12. When I got back, it was 17-30.

#1429

I wonder if Wemby being ahead of schedule will cause the front office to be more aggressive in the rebuild. I think the original plan was most likely contend in year 5 or so and build slowly like OKC. But he’s probably going to be a top 3 player by his third season if not best overall. 
 

I just don’t think you can run it back next year with just the addition of the draft picks. 

#1430

They can't run it back. They just can't. 

They don't need to give up their war chest of picks or cap space, but they have to get some three point shooting. They can't compete without getting better shooting. It's the single biggest issue for the team. Everything else should take care of itself. 

#1433

Champagne is so fucking bad, holy shit. Had an easy pass for a fast break dunk and he threw it too hard and it went out of bounds.

 

What the fuck are we doing. What the fuck is a player like that doing playing in the NBA.

#1436

Worst game we’ve played in a while. Just abysmal.

 

i swear we play worse in those jerseys burn them with fire 

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#1440
1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

Mamu is putting in some good minutes. 9 point game.

And they went to shit when they took him out. 

But this... Jesus.

Wemby attacks and rattles the rim! 💪Spurs-Jazz | Live on the NBA App📲 https://t.co/ojxvEyNMis

 

#1443
11 hours ago, Kermit said:

Sochan with 1 point. Champagnie with 2. Killer job, guys.

Sochan was terrible last night. I don't know if he was as bad as Collins, but he was close. And Champagnie, I'm fairly certain, is the worst starter in the entire league.

Sochan was -21. Collins was -17. Wemby was -2.  Mamu was +8.

 

#1444

Wemby is already showing off in this one. If only he made that dunk after going behind the back and throwing it off the backboard.

#1445
Wemby is already showing off in this one. If only he made that dunk after going behind the back and throwing it off the backboard.

That was filthy. Wolves need to win the non wemby minutes but a considerable margin or it could be a fight.

Wolves broadcast said tonight we’re going for the 4th time franchise history that the wolves won 3 games vs SA in the season series. and we’ve been around since ‘89
#1448

Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

#1449
1 hour ago, Kermit said:

Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

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#1450

Who are these fucking idiots that want Patty back?

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23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

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And Cedi and Doug. 

Really everyone but Sochan, Wemby, DV and Tre can fuck off. I also liked Bassey before he got hurt. We might have something with Wesley.

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