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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

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Wemby been sneaky good with his passing. All the more reason for him to be touching the ball on every single possession.

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Lakers learned a tough lesson tonight. No one hands the San Antonio Spurs their 19th straight loss. 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Wemby > Lebron?

The IST cup belongs to us.

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How the fuck did Vassell average 18.5 last season and JUST broke 30 points for the first time in his career? 

Devin was fucking incredible, but Branham deserves the game ball. I don’t know where the fuck that came from, but I’ll take it. 

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Quiet night for Wemby. 13/15/5/2/2.

Let's try winning 18 in a row now.

 

 

Why the fuck don't row and now rhyme?

I think Vic had moved ahead of Chet last week barely. But tonight, Chet may be slightly ahead again. It’s going to a great race.

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The Cedi/Doug/Zach minutes are so bad, man. Just zero defense.

-11 in 3 mins.

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Sochan? More like So-bad. I’ve forgotten what he’s good at by this point.

Only down 10 at the half. Could be a lot worse.

It got a lot worse.

And another team reaches a franchise record against the Spurs. This time, it was the number of made 3's.

That’s got to be the worst goddamn game Keldon Johnson has ever played.

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New Orleans is good - we are not.

 

Wemby 17/13/4/1/4

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52 minutes ago, Kermit said:

That’s got to be the worst goddamn game Keldon Johnson has ever played.

I went to my first game of the season today and sat directly behind his family. I didn't realize it was them until about halftime, but there's a better than zero chance that they got some really hot sports opinions about Keldon that they probably didn't want to hear. Apologies to the Johnson family.

The Cedi/Doug/Zach minutes are so bad, man. Just zero defense.
-11 in 3 mins.


McDermott was -26 in 15 mins today.
28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


McDermott was -26 in 15 mins today.

 

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45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


McDermott was -26 in 15 mins today.

 

He’s legitimately the worst NBA player I’ve seen in some time. I think I post this after every game he plays.

9 hours ago, Kermit said:

He’s legitimately the worst NBA player I’ve seen in some time. I think I post this after every game he plays.

Sad part is he is easily our most consistent 3pt shooter at 45% and has zero impact

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Big news. We are no longer the worst team in the league in net rating. 

@Mitch Cumsteen can maybe grab a modestly priced bottle of champagne on his way home today. 

I hear that’s the Coyote’s beverage of choice. I like where this is going.

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1 minute ago, Kermit said:

I hear that’s the Coyote’s beverage of choice. I like where this is going.

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Milwaukee is -16.5

 

Dear Lord.

This is going to be like watching snuff porn.

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They might hang 80 by half.

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Return of the Jedi is on FX

24 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Pretty crazy that Mamu doesnt play more.

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56 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Pretty crazy that Mamu doesnt play more.

You're assuming we are trying our hardest to put competent NBA players on the floor. 

But yeah he typically doesn't look terrible out there. How fucking hard can it be to take minutes from Cei Osman and Oug Mcermott.

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Wemby in his first 5 mins tonight:

2 boards, 3 assists, 2 steals, 1 block

 

In five minutes.

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Cedi Osman fits in great with this team because he can't shoot or play defense. 

I’m glad they made the guy with the worst court vision on the team the point guard. Shows commitment to tanking. How you continually miss or under throw the tallest guy in the league takes talent.

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How many points does this dickhead coby white have in the 4th quarter? 

This team is a beating to watch.

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How many points does this dickhead coby white have in the 4th quarter? 

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