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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know you aren't talking about Cedi Osman because I personally want to drive the 95 minutes to to AT&T (it's called something else now) right now and kick him in the gooch. 

I think between the two of us, we’d disappear half the team.

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6 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I think between the two of us, we’d disappear half the team.

Just leave Jeremy and Victor

Blake Wesley, playing himself back to the bench in record fashion.

Wemby on the floor is a good time. Non Wemby minutes however:

 

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12 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Blake Wesley, playing himself back to the bench in record fashion.

Bro I tried to tell y'all. Don't make me pull receipts. 

There was one post I outlined his shooting %s in and determined he'd never be an NBA player. 

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bro I tried to tell y'all. Don't make me pull receipts. 

There was one post I outlined his shooting %s in and determined he'd never be an NBA player. 

Sure, he has his moments of suck. Motherfucker is kilometers better for the team than Branham. 

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Damn this Sochan kid is a killer. Crazy that no one has been high on him. 

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24/11/2 on 9/15 shooting. 

4 of those boards offensive.

 

 

That's crazy. I still see a lot of Spurs fans that are medium on this guy or say that we would take a do-over on his draft. 

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Has the Frost symbol always looked like an asshole and I’m just now noticing?

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Nvm. 

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That 3 was so in their fucking ass. 

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Hey did y'all see that shit.

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6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Who's. 

Dude I'm on a lot of drugs right now. 

Should I fix it or will he respect me more for the broken English? He's a poor UK immigrant. 

I had to take it down because it's on my Facebook and my family is really white. 

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28 for Sochan btw.

Turns out the other 20 year old top 10 pick is pretty good too when not playing point guard.

I was at the game tonight and was really impressed with Sochan. He looked really comfortable out there tonight. Wemby looked tired and was trying to force too much in the second half. Wesley sucked ass.

Did they show Sochan hit a shot, get fouled, and then run along the Portland bench with his hand out looking for high fives? That was hilarious.

Yeah there’s videos of the Sochan Blazers bench thing 

6 hours ago, hornfan785 said:

I was at the game tonight and was really impressed with Sochan. He looked really comfortable out there tonight. Wemby looked tired and was trying to force too much in the second half. Wesley sucked ass.

Did they show Sochan hit a shot, get fouled, and then run along the Portland bench with his hand out looking for high fives? That was hilarious.

Yeah, that was funny. Sochan been balling lately.

I still don’t trust Sochan’s shot but if he can consistently knock it down he can be special. 

Wesley had 8 assists last night running point of the bench. Branham benched. Something to watch. 

Whoever the asshole statistician is that keeps fucking up his block totals needs to fuck off.

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Where the fuck is our game?

Another bat sighting! And with Manu in the house!

Damn, how was the Coyote in the Batman costume so quick! The Coyote is the best.

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Found us on Unimas. Watching en Español.

Cedi sucks just as much when the broadcast is in Spanish. 

 

AND KELDON KNOTS IT WITH A TRIPLE! (okay not quite - down 2)

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1 hour ago, hornfan785 said:

Another bat sighting! And with Manu in the house!

Damn, how was the Coyote in the Batman costume so quick! The Coyote is the best.

Best mascot in the NBA. Hopefully the costume protected him and he doesn't need multiple rabies shots like Manu.

And salacious readers wait breathlessly for how this gets worked into the Coyote / Pop / Mary Beth fantasy porn.

And the lead. Let's win this shit.

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OMG THAT WAS FILTHY

Sochan 4 prez

5-6 in the last 11, all since moving Tre Jones to starter and still with Wemby on a minutes restriction. Granted, they have played some dogs but it’s nice to see some results. I mean, that’s half the win total for the season in the last 2.5 weeks. 

Playing ourselves out of a top 3 pick at this rate, which is how it should have been anyway. Pre season I wanted to bet the over on the win total, but it took longer than I thought for the team to gel and the Sochan experiment didn’t help.  

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12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

5-6 in the last 11, all since moving Tre Jones to starter and still with Wemby on a minutes restriction. Granted, they have played some dogs but it’s nice to see some results. I mean, that’s half the win total for the season in the last 2.5 weeks. 

Branham is playing less, too, but part of that is a function of Tre playing more.

I think Keldon has been very good playing within the team as well. I've seen a lot less "what the fuck are you doing" plays from him lately. 

It's starting to distill into the Wemby and Sochan show, though. When those two are on we can hang with most teams in the league. 

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1 hour ago, thepop said:

Playing ourselves out of a top 3 pick at this rate, which is how it should have been anyway. Pre season I wanted to bet the over on the win total, but it took longer than I thought for the team to gel and the Sochan experiment didn’t help.  

I wouldn't sweat it. At best we'll finish with the 6th or 7th worst record which is plenty good odds for a crapshoot draft. 

The shitty thing is, we need a point guard with size and shooting ability. Is there one worth a shit in this year’s draft? Hell, the way this draft is discussed, there’s not a player who can make a second contract. 

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4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

The shitty thing is, we need a point guard with size and shooting ability. Is there one worth a shit in this year’s draft? Hell, the way this draft is discussed, there’s not a player who can make a second contract. 

(I think we should try and get DJM back)

We'd need to add a couple shooters around him. But we need to do that anyway. Starting lineup of:

DJ

DV

Sochan

(find a stretch 3 or 4 that can stroke it)

Wemby

Could be killer. Either ship KJ or have him come off the pine. 

It's irritating to think about guys like Derrick White and Josh Richardson. They'd be perfect.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

(I think we should try and get DJM back)

We'd need to add a couple shooters around him. But we need to do that anyway. Starting lineup of:

DJ

DV

Sochan

(find a stretch 3 or 4 that can stroke it)

Wemby

Could be killer. Either ship KJ or have him come off the pine. 

It's irritating to think about guys like Derrick White and Josh Richardson. They'd be perfect.

Man, I don’t know. That dude is so immature. He’ can’t log off social media. He’d be great if he could act his age. Plus, they’d want their picks back and those picks might actually bring back some serious talent seeing as how they’re looking to blow it up. We’ve got their 2025, which is the Cooper Flagg draft and 2026 swap rights (Dybantsa/Boozer draft). Is that worth it for Murray. Maybe we’ll find out, but the lack of Spurs mentions in their constant search of shopping him probably means the Spurs have no interest in returning any of their picks. That team is a dumpster fire. My worry is that they’re running for Trae, which might actually kill Mitch. 

Nikola Topic is the PG that fits that bill at least with size. Not sure if he’s actually worthy of a top 3 pick or this draft is just that bad. 

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