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Things to do pre and post OU game besides seeking tail and getting shitfaced.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with those pursuits, but Im taking my middle school and high school boys to their first OU game.  Seeing how the above pursuits were my focus during previous OU weekends in Dallas, Im sorta in the dark about the fair and game day activities for family types.  

Besides making fun of the carnival freaks wearing red, what do you suggest we do before and after our triumph over the dirt burglars?
 

 

 

The car show is always pretty cool. And you can sneak a peek at the floor models, and I ain't talking about the cars.

14 hours ago, Matagorda said:

Not that there’s anything wrong with those pursuits, but Im taking my middle school and high school boys to their first OU game.  Seeing how the above pursuits were my focus during previous OU weekends in Dallas, Im sorta in the dark about the fair and game day activities for family types.  

Besides making fun of the carnival freaks wearing red, what do you suggest we do before and after our triumph over the dirt burglars?
 

 

 

It’s the state fair there is tons to do. Go a bit early go to game day get corn dogs go see the shit at the fair. Go into stadium at 1030 before the big crowd and the end of game day and then leave after the eyes. Go to a cool place in town and watch the rest of the day of CFB with the boys and have a burger and stuff somewhere. 

I take my kids every year. There is so much to do at the state fair….

Grab some fried food and walk around. It really will take care of itself. 

Have a few less beers, look at tail instead of chase it, let your kids spend $300 on rides and shit food (that’ll last all of 2 hours). It’s pretty much that easy. 

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8 hours ago, troph said:

Have a few less beers, look at tail instead of chase it, let your kids spend $300 on rides and shit food (that’ll last all of hours). It’s pretty much that easy. 

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

They are delicious - a tradition like no other - I’ll have two please - but your arteries agree with me. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

It’s a shit food 364 days of thee year.  It’s perfection on Saturday.

I'm confused. The game is literally in the middle of a fair and you're asking what stuff can you do with kids?

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16 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm confused. The game is literally in the middle of a fair and you're asking what stuff can you do with kids?

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Point taken

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