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On 7/6/2018 at 6:28 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Lou Holtz - DFW Airport

The Boz - DFW Airport (different trip)

Scott Bakula - Some bar in the French Qtr

Dave Alvin - Liberty Lunch (RIP)

Scott Bakula has a 12 inch Hog, true story. Were you able to confirm? 

Michael Irving @ Jack's Volleyball back when

Jeff Van Gundy @ Wynn this past weekend

Ludacris @ Wu Chow in Austin last year

Not pissing, but I got the full, enhanced security pat down/molestation side by side with Dr. McSteamy from Gray’s Anatomy at LAX.

Tiger Woods at PF Changs in Manhattan Beach maybe 12-15 yrs ago.  I was surprised I didn't lock up and was still able to pee.

Edited by Sbbruin

Not pissing, but got my shoes shined next to Dan Pastorini this morning at IAH. He was headed to Bozeman, MT.  We didn’t speak to each other. 

Tiger Woods at PF Changs in Manhattan Beach maybe 12-15 yrs ago.  I was surprised I didn't lock up and was still able to pee.


Pics of the waitress he was banging?
On 7/6/2018 at 8:03 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Some of you Dallas degenerates will be jealous....A buddy of mine once did a couple of lines with Bullet Bob Hayes in the woods behind a house party. 

Friend of my mom's fucked him.

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

17 minutes ago, ajax said:

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

How do you know?  Were you there?

Stood in line next to Dennis Rodman at Black's barbecue one time. That's kinda like pissing, isn't it?

57 minutes ago, ajax said:

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

Brook Burke?

On 7/7/2018 at 11:47 PM, Red Five said:

Rooster Andrews - Memorial Stadium 1984ish

He said "pissed next to" not "pissed on".

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

How do you know?  Were you there?

Well yeah. Someone had to hold the camera.

5 minutes ago, ajax said:

Well yeah. Someone had to hold the camera.

Then where are the pics man?

On 7/6/2018 at 11:31 AM, Jackie Moon said:

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

LBJ came to my Uncle Glenn's funeral in Graham in August of 1963.  He came in the house, with about six Secret Service guys, and addressed my grandmother thusly: "Mrs. McCleskey, I am sorry for your loss.  May I use your bathroom?"  He headed down the hall, did his business, and  came back to the living room and sat on the sofa next to me.  We talked about fishing. 

On 7/9/2018 at 11:58 AM, ZB'Tejas said:

Michael Irving @ Jack's Volleyball back when

Jeff Van Gundy @ Wynn this past weekend

Ludacris @ Wu Chow in Austin last year

Did you drop a "hand down, man down" or a "mama, there goes that man" on him?  (i know it's a Mark Jackson saying). 

I went to a kid’s pizza party with Mia Hamm last night.

Pretty laid back chick.  

Last year in Tokyo I took a piss next to the Prime Minister of Japan.  Dude with his security detail stood there and watched us.

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