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Watching these fans pretend to be excited about players they have never before heard of being picked by their teams is kind of funny.

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2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Space Force's guy was "Picard".

Didn't catch his rank but woulda been cool if it were "Captain".

LT

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Space Force's guy was "Picard".

Didn't catch his rank but woulda been cool if it were "Captain".

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Looks like a 1LT

Forgot this was going on again tonight and just turned it on to hear Lee Greenwood

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55 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Not toughness. Commitment to his reality.

Oh. Well shit that sucks. 

Not a single Jets fan at the Draft say a Western Kentucky game. Acting like they just got the 1,1. 

6 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

First time hearing him talk? 

Yeah. 

15 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Good thing Jamaal had the talent to go pro in something other than English or public speaking.

He struggles talking but other than that he's very smart guy.

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11 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Watching these fans pretend to be excited about players they have never before heard of being picked by their teams is kind of funny.

You should watch an MLB draft...

13 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Through his special education classes Jamaal went on field trips to Special Olympics events, then ultimately competed, and thrived in track and field. His involvement with Special Olympics continues to this day as he serves as a Global Ambassador for the movement.

Yep these uneducated fucks suck 

Still waiting for one of these home videos to capture bottles of Tequila and water bongs laying around.

outside chance of Dallas taking Sanders @73 ....

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

outside chance of Dallas taking Sanders @73 ....

No way. RB is too big of a need. 

5 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Yep these uneducated fucks suck 

but I can't say I'm completely unamused at the vision of lil Jamaal going all in, no lube on his special olympics competitors 

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forgot this was going on again tonight and just turned it on to hear Lee Greenwood

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fuck that douche 

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

outside chance of Dallas taking Sanders....

I want our guys to have long, successful careers so Dallas ain't the place.....

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


fuck that douche 

Of course, you're not proud to be an American. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Giants drafted a CB who didnt have a single INT last year?  


afraid to throw at him !

Just listening to Saban, I think he knows every player in the draft in depth. I don’t think the network even gave him notes.  

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Just listening to Saban, I think he knows every player in the draft in depth. I don’t think the network even gave him notes.  

He's going to be fantastic on Gameday. 

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22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forgot this was going on again tonight and just turned it on to hear Lee Greenwood

 

 

Feels good to have brooks the first running back drafted in the draft. Texas pumping out RBs should help 

Jerruh all in on his Big12 guys

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who the fuck is cooper beebe

Pooper Beebe's brother.

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Just listening to Saban, I think he knows every player in the draft in depth. I don’t think the network even gave him notes.  

On which broadcast is Saban?

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

What happened to Worthy and Mitchell in this draft should serve as a great teaching tool for Sark to use with his current roster. One guy struggled with catching contested passes, but kept his head down, worked his ass off and, as a result, went in the 1st round. The other guy had all the skills in the world to go in the first round but perhaps didn't have the best work ethic, didn't want to do the dirty things, and lost millions as a result. Good work ethics almost always wins over skill.

been watching mavs and catching up - this should get the hydration chart treatment in the locker room

DRAFT DAY PRICE LIST

Missed Block: $10,000

Fumble: $25,000

Slack off in practice: $100,000

Bad work ethic: $250,000

Lazy: $500,000

Avoid dirty work: $1,000,000

Interview poorly: $2,000,000

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

On which broadcast is Saban?

ABC

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who the fuck is cooper beebe

Pretty good pick, IMO.  He's strong AF but a little cubey and unathletic.

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32 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Blaise’s hall in Hallettsville, holler!  Next to the hall is a convenience store slash beer joint that the old farmers and cattle ranchers sit around and drink at.  It’s entertaining and has cheap beer.  

Holy crap, 4th brother currently in the NFL?  Is that the all-time record for family in the league?

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

been watching mavs and catching up - this should get the hydration chart treatment in the locker room

DRAFT DAY PRICE LIST

Missed Block: $10,000

Fumble: $25,000

Slack off in practice: $100,000

Bad work ethic: $250,000

Lazy: $500,000

Avoid dirty work: $1,000,000

Interview poorly: $2,000,000

Diabetes: $3,000,000

DWI: $20,000

FIFY

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Holy crap, 4th brother currently in the NFL?  Is that the all-time record for family in the league?

Three networks are showing the draft. Who are you talking about?

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Three networks are showing the draft. Who are you talking about?

Elliss out of Utah.  3 of his brothers already play in the NFL, as did his dad.

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Another clip of a Texas DB getting burned deep. 😡

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Another clip of a Texas DB getting burned deep. 😡

in a game we won by 10

52 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Watching these fans pretend to be excited about players they have never before heard of being picked by their teams is kind of funny.

This

 

 

25 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Feels good to have brooks the first running back drafted in the draft. Texas pumping out RBs should help 

First RB drafted two years in a row ain’t a bad thing to be telling recruits.  I knew we stole Brooks because he was from a small school but wow at his offer list:

 

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Haynes vs Murphy in Seahawks practices might be must-see entertainment...  😋

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