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Hell yes, congratulations J Whitt.  Great Longhorn, go get it young man!IMG_0396.gif.68227295725c55b67c1a4277c49d7f16.gif

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Fuck yeah Whitt in LA. Now I’ll come watch the rams 

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Was looking at available wr after Dallas picked someone rated way down the list, and noticed this name. He measured taller than I thought he would. 
Not sure about the undersized label there  

 

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5 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I’m so happy for J-Whitt way not to give up young man!!!!! Now you dreams are reality!!!!

 

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I love seeing this!!! 
 

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Just now, Wishbone said:

I wonder what the poor folks are doing?

Shid just sitting here scratching My ass 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go Gobblers Go !!!!


his uncle was the last nfl draft pick from Cuero, and passed away last week 

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Uhhh . . . 11 guys drafted . . . NIL resources in place . . . playoff appearance . . . oh man, this sucks!

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uhhh . . . 11 guys drafted . . . NIL resources in place . . . playoff appearance . . . oh man, this sucks!

How will we replace all of these guys!!!???!1?

Amazing draft, glad to see these young men rewarded for their hard work.  Future is bright and it is 17:00 and you know.  🤘🏼IMG_1258.jpeg.d45eec8236a4b64bf10d1908c43e4ae6.jpegIMG_1265.thumb.jpeg.ee59db22e092094c108deecd9abb884a.jpegIMG_0396.gif.fc1f3871372a8bcdd4a018967049b685.gif

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How will we replace all of these guys!!!???!1?

With the Sark Effect!  And Magic!🤘

Man, now I gotta be an LA Rams fan. 
 

so happy for Jordan. Fuckin’ HOOK EM. 
 

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I have yet to see an objective metric that says the SEC is significantly better than (or even better than) the Big 12.  Their obsession with the idea that Texas players couldn't excel in the SEC is nuts.  Three supporting data points:  1-0 vs UGA, 1-1 vs 'bama (and we got royally horsefucked by the refs on that loss).

Eagles got incredible value with that Johnny Wilson pick, can’t believe he fell that far. 6’7 WR with good speed. Dude will be an all-pro in no time. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have yet to see an objective metric that says the SEC is significantly better than (or even better than) the Big 12.  Their obsession with the idea that Texas players couldn't excel in the SEC is nuts.  Three supporting data points:  1-0 vs UGA, 1-1 vs 'bama (and we got royally horsefucked by the refs on that loss).

Aggies are simpering suck-ups.  We're coming into the SEC not shitting on everyone but not afraid of anyone and not apologizing for anything.  Even in down years we don't behave like victims.  A$M can't distinguish the difference between us and them, but the rest of the SEC sure as shit does.

27 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sooooo ~ half our starters drafted? Seems good idk.

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I think 11 players drafted this year might be more than the Strong and Herman eras combined..   lol 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I think 11 players drafted this year might be more than the Strong and Herman eras combined..   lol 

Sark year 1 = 0
Sark year 2 = 5
Sark year 3 = 11

He needs to have 23 players drafted next year

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have yet to see an objective metric that says the SEC is significantly better than (or even better than) the Big 12.  Their obsession with the idea that Texas players couldn't excel in the SEC is nuts.  Three supporting data points:  1-0 vs UGA, 1-1 vs 'bama (and we got royally horsefucked by the refs on that loss).

All that bullshit from those morons is going to end after this season. I can’t motherfucking wait for the last game of the regular season…

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have yet to see an objective metric that says the SEC is significantly better than (or even better than) the Big 12.  Their obsession with the idea that Texas players couldn't excel in the SEC is nuts.  Three supporting data points:  1-0 vs UGA, 1-1 vs 'bama (and we got royally horsefucked by the refs on that loss).

If you exclude Bama and Georgia (they had 4 more teams) the big 12 has won the headed to head matchups overall vs the SEC the last four years or so actually…. 

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From the Texags post above:

“Brooks is in the same class as Amari Daniels & LJ Johnson. No one wanted Brooks over those guys, not even sip. That's why they were pushing so
hard for LJ to commit.”

 

So, “we didn’t want him.  Texas took a 3 star and turned him in to Doak Walker finalist and first RB taken in the draft.  Advantage aggy?”

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

All that bullshit from those morons is going to end after this season. I can’t motherfucking wait for the last game of the regular season…

It won't which is what's great. I'm looking forward to the pro-level mental gymnastics they will exhibit when we fuck their faces in by 40+ points this season.

Sark = 16 over 3 years avg 5.33

Herman = 14 over 4 years avg 3.5

Strong = 7 over 3 years avg 2.33

Brown = 58 over 16 years avg 3.63

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Eagles got incredible value with that Johnny Wilson pick, can’t believe he fell that far. 6’7 WR with good speed. Dude will be an all-pro in no time. 

Nothing about his college performance says this was a steal but luckily the competition doesn’t get harder than the ACC

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Field Yates with ESPN just told me Texas A&M Commerce was located in Waxahachie. I did not know that.

12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sark = 16 over 3 years avg 5.33

Herman = 14 over 4 years avg 3.5

Strong = 7 over 3 years avg 2.33

Brown = 58 over 16 years avg 3.63

Bout time we started stacking dudes into the league.

We're going to have some fucking studs coming to play for us in the future.  Come to Texas.  Get to play in the CFP every year and if you're about your business, you'll get drafted.

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

17 in 1983

12 round draft. 

Actually “84. Fewer teams, but still more total picks. We also had an OL (Mike Ruether) picked in the first round of the supplemental expansion draft. I’d be curious to see how many we had in ‘84 compared to the draft number of  our last guy is taken this year.

Texas in ‘84 is still the record. 

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I messed up the year, too.

12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Field Yates with ESPN just told me Texas A&M Commerce was located in Waxahachie. I did not know that.

Where did you think it was?  Commerce?

Stupid sip.

22 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sark = 16 over 3 years avg 5.33

Herman = 14 over 4 years avg 3.5

Strong = 7 over 3 years avg 2.33

Brown = 58 over 16 years avg 3.63

So what’s your take on that. IIRC you haven’t been a fan of Sark in the past along with @immamac

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59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How will we replace all of these guys!!!???!1?

I know you’re being facetious but this did surprise me:

 

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34 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

All that bullshit from those morons is going to end after this season.

No, it won't.  They'll never shut up, and it will never end.

Michigan with 4 out of the last 14, think that puts them at 13

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

Michigan with 4 out of the last 14, think that puts them at 13

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Hello Mr. Irrelevant ladies. You're relevant to me

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Jfc even aggy can find a way to spin this. Those fucks don’t have 11 people in college station that could hold Whitts jock strap let alone any of our first rounders.  

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Bama has 13 with Mr Irrelevant 

I count 10 for Bama.

You’re right the app is listing transfers as being Alabama players. I should’ve noticed Keilan there.

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Why did Charlie Strong and Tom Herman ever coach at UT?   Man that was a total cluster fuck and unneeded.  Did they have more than 11 guys drafted combined?

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