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Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

Without watching the trailer, I'm going to assume that he's very meticulous at his job. Keeps to himself, no one around him knows anything about his past.

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Does he fix the cable? 

He fucks the bees. 

He has like 12 different kinds of local honey!  But how?

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

10 hours ago, YChang said:

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

I'm going to be cautious of this one, I've BEEn burned before..

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1/10 do not recommend unless you're a dentist

 

Is this a Guy Ritchie movie?  I mean isn't that all he is in? 

On 10/7/2023 at 5:04 PM, longhornmatt said:

Jeremy Irons either needs a better agent or, I can only assume, he went in big on Dogecoin and needs the money. 

Reminds of when I saw Ewen McGregor had returned to the Star Wars universe a couple of years ago and I was musing outloud "why?" and my wife immediately answered "Oh, I saw he just got divorced...."

I doubt he could take...

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Steve’s been buzzing off. 
 

No I haven’t! 
 

Then how come there’s honey on your sheets? 

On 10/6/2023 at 7:47 PM, ScottS said:

Did a search and did not find a thread for this.

Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

You really missed the obvious by not going with the Babylon Bee for this one.

I’d love the movie to be a troll. The trailer scenes are the first 20 minutes of the movie and the next two hours are the mundane details of his daily life in his retirement as an actual bee keeper.

  • 6 months later...

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

49 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

It was good, but back it up a bit on the enthusiasm.  

It was basically an Equalizer/John Wick knock-off, but I'd definitely watch a sequel, because these types of films are in my wheelhouse.

I saw this movie a few weeks ago. Yeah, it's an Equalizer knock off but it's still entertaining.

  • 1 month later...

Rules, and goes hard. 
 

Perfect casting of the villian. I fucking hate that guy in everything he’s in. I hope Statham threw him a shiner. 

Halfway through it on a flight. This may be the dumbest action movie ever. It’s great.

  • 2 months later...

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

Stormtroopers say hi.

I can’t remember the exact exchange, but when Statham tells the bad guy to get an estate attorney, I pumped my fist and was fully in until the end.

  • 2 weeks later...

I love that the term beekeeper is a figurative nickname describing what the secret operatives do, but Statham is also a literal beekeeper, too. 

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6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.  I want those two hours back.

Yeah, there was a few good set pieces otherwise it was one boring tone played over and over and over again...

He's type casted for sure. It was pretty much what I expected 😁

  • 3 weeks later...
  • 3 months later...
On 10/1/2024 at 9:11 PM, Carl Spackler said:

This is the worst movie I've seen in a long, long time.

 

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Would have been better if the villain that goes by the moniker "Asian hornet" 

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

But now he’s a regular working man, still an ass-kicking machine

 

It's like that Bricklayer movie witrh Aaron Eckhart where he ran around killing spied with bricklaying tools.  Dumb.

2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

But now he’s a regular working man, still an ass-kicking machine

 

It's the SAME shit every movie...

 

 

 

...but I'm a guy, so fuck yeah I'll watch it.

 

8 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

But now he’s a regular working man, still an ass-kicking machine

 

 

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