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Starsky & Hutch. Colt & Jordan Shipley. Crockett & Tubbs. Jake & Elwood. Bonnie & Clyde. Butch & Sundance. Beavis & Butthead.

 

Sure, there have been more famous duos….but their time has come and gone. Brisket & MIA? Now is our time to shine. Today is the day that legends are made. Or, completely made up because we’re old men with some limitations. Let’s not quibble.

 

We will apprise the world of our progress. We will watch a game. Lord willing, we will taunt loser Sooners with a corn dog after the game.

 

It’s 192 miles to Fair Park, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a roll of Tums, it’s 5:00 a.m. (AND OU STILL SUCKS) and we’re wearing reading glasses.

 

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We don't wanna miss a thing.

Stick to the code, take all ya' can and leave nothing for the rest.  One more thing, ya' can't drink all day if ya' don't start in the morning.

TEXAS!

Hell yea. Have a wax cup of beer for me. I’ll be at my kids t-ball game which has been moved from 8:30 to 10:30!

I could probably drink beer too but it might be against the by-laws or something. I’m not a lawyer. 

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Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

Reminds me of words of wisdom I still tell our kids.  "Never pass up a chance to say HI to a friend or take a piss".  

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I’ll cover all of your beers if you leave MIA in Belton. 

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58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

They know what your car's gonna smell like.

6 minutes ago, That Guy said:

I’ll cover all of your beers if you leave MIA in Belton. 

Dafuq? 

Brisket is wonderinug if the deal stand for return trip.

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Where is our rally point? 
If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

Watching Game Day.  I'm guessing you guys didn't go pick up the flag.

26 minutes ago, dcbc said:
38 minutes ago, immamac said:
Where is our rally point? 

If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

There is.  In the basement of the Alamo.

45 minutes ago, miguelito said:

They know what your car's gonna smell like.

Smegma ?

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35 minutes ago, dcbc said:
48 minutes ago, immamac said:
Where is our rally point? 

If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

It’s always the fountain in front of the Old Mill. Only place you can buy wax cup beers with cash. 
CHIEF

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Making great time.

Dallas by 8.

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Stay on I-35 . . .

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Connected with GOLL. First beer down. Let it begin….

6:00 Arise, play the Eyes of Texas and Texas Fight at full_freaking blast

6:20 Get in car, drive to New Braunsfel for golf.

7:30 Tee off (me and a buddy were the FIRST tee_time of the morning)

8:50 Turn 9 (crack open first beer)

8:53 Crack open second beer

8:58 Crack open...(you get the idea)

10:30 Finish 18 (holes, as well as beers), sign scorecard for smoooooth 95

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