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35 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Not unique to this forum, but it's so weird when you realize people don't look like their avatars.  BTW, I look nothing like Earl.

I am not Chuck Norris.

Just now, MissingInAction said:

I am not Chuck Norris.

I figured you weren't any more than I was Earl.  But it's still weird.

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I am not Chuck Norris.

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Hold on…. Are you saying most people DON’T use their real photos for their avatars???

 

Well shit. 

53 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I am not Chuck Norris.

Not with that attitude!

6 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Hold on…. Are you saying most people DON’T use their real photos for their avatars???

 

Well shit. 

Avatar checks out.

But my avatar really is me

No ticket and there wasn't a seat for anyone.
2 in 4 door truck + 2 in separate vehicle = [emoji848]
14 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

2 in 4 door truck + 2 in separate vehicle = emoji848.png

Plus all of your tolls are free!!!

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On 10/7/2023 at 9:48 AM, po elvis said:

probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.

"We were somewhere around Temple when the Metamucil began to take hold."

Edited by Deej

I walked by immamac at the Fair while he was taking a picture with someone and said "hey it's immamac".  He turned to the people he was with and just said "I'm internet famous".  True story.

6 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I walked by immamac at the Fair while he was taking a picture with someone and said "hey it's immamac".  He turned to the people he was with and just said "I'm internet famous".  True story.

Hell I thought they said Ipecac.

Edited by SHOOTER12

Read the thread.
Fucking fuck
¿What did I miss?

The other 2 drove separately, yes?
On 10/7/2023 at 10:21 AM, EuroHorn said:

This is like a band of brothers episode.  Except with no Germans and only explosions in the pants

...but yeah, other than that it's a lot like Bastogne.

On 10/8/2023 at 5:03 AM, DoobieWah said:

Hold on…. Are you saying most people DON’T use their real photos for their avatars???

 

10 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I walked by immamac at the Fair while he was taking a picture with someone and said "hey it's immamac".  He turned to the people he was with and just said "I'm internet famous".  True story.

 

what surly members use for their screennames:

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what they look like:

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On 10/7/2023 at 7:31 AM, MissingInAction said:

Met a guy at the Czech stop who said he does the chains for the game. 

I did not ask if he was a Big12 employee which I regret.

I met that guy at the Czech Stop after the game in 2018 (I think it was 18). If I recall correctly, his crew does all our home games and are from Austin and Longhorn fans. Maybe it was an odd year and they do Texas-OU when we’re the home team. 

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.
@MissingInAction
Please show the court where the words (or implied) for "last minute" re: the other 2 is to be found.
On 10/7/2023 at 10:12 PM, MissingInAction said:

I am not Chuck Norris.

I, in fact, have a great rack…

On 10/7/2023 at 9:12 PM, MissingInAction said:

I am not Chuck Norris.

 

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