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Louisiana principal removes girl from student body prez and her scholarships because she wasn't living in the Lord by...

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  • Pancho changed the title to Louisiana principal removes girl from student body prez and her scholarships because she wasn't living in the Lord by...
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The odds are pretty good we’ll eventually find out that Jason St. Pierre is a pedophile.

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i will be shocked in 3 minutes to find out that this principal does not model christ like behavior in his own life

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16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The odds are pretty good we’ll eventually find out that Jason St. Pierre is a pedophile.

And that she turned down his advances 

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For anyone interested in the scandalous dance in question, here it is in its entirety.

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Feels like a legal plant so Thomas and Alito can play the next round of “Wildcard, Bitches!!!”

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Organized Christianity in many parts of this country has turned into a religion of hate and oppression. I want these people to face some actual oppression in their own lives. For this clown it should be the loss of his job and then being forced to live in The Bronx for the rest of his life where he will encounter loud unChristian-like music 24/7 and plenty of spontaneous twerking.

Lived in Louisiana for exactly one year.  Learned a lot about other cultures, for sure.

Lots of fucking Torbush moments.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

Lived in Louisiana for exactly one year.  Learned a lot about other cultures, for sure.

Lots of fucking Torbush moments.

It’s just absolutely unreal how we are in the year 2023 and people like this not only exist, but make decisions based on a blatant misuse of power based on misinterpretations of faith. Good on you for learning about other people and cultures while enduring what I am sure needed to have been followed up by some mess around and find out moments of those people you watched who made crazy decisions.

45 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

It’s just absolutely unreal how we are in the year 2023 and people like this not only exist, but make decisions based on a blatant misuse of power based on misinterpretations of faith. Good on you for learning about other people and cultures while enduring what I am sure needed to have been followed up by some mess around and find out moments of those people you watched who made crazy decisions.

You sound kinda woke.

25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You sound kinda woke.

I think I’m probably barred from entering the white Jesus territory from Texas to Florida. I’m good with that. 

10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The south seems like it really sucks

And also

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I try to refrain from vagaries and lumping entire areas together, but the states of the south are wholly out of touch with anything resembling empathy for others that don’t look like them or come from a different culture. I have zero desire to ever set foot there again. They are in every sense, and we can echo this back to the Civil War, the people (Read that to mean uneducated by choice white people) there are as big a strain on the rest of the US as the East Elbian descendants were and still are to Germany. They are a lost cause. 

So what's his handle on Surly and how any posts will this thread have before he complains, "take it to the CR?"

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

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39 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

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46 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

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50 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

Nice try, Principal St. Pierre

Isn’t this the plot of 1980s movie footloose? 
 

I’m down with letting pretty girls dance. Six degrees of bacon that shit 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So what's his handle on Surly and how any posts will this thread have before he complains, "take it to the CR?"

 

1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

Boss Hogg

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

...dancing a certain way at an off-campus party.

Public school too

 

Principal should be fired and sued into Bolivia.

 

I just want to go on record saying that "un-christian" dancing is the only kind of dancing I'm interested in.

Jeesus tapdancing christ what a horrible take...

Fucking "christian" dipshits who don't know the Bible for 600 Alex 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Why is this principal watching videos of female students at non-school functions?

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How to fix the problem of the American Taliban  

 

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I’ll need at least a, ummm,  30 second video before I can…  decide whether the dance was un-Christian. 

15 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I try to refrain from vagaries and lumping entire areas together, but the states of the south are wholly out of touch with anything resembling empathy for others that don’t look like them or come from a different culture. I have zero desire to ever set foot there again. They are in every sense, and we can echo this back to the Civil War, the people (Read that to mean uneducated by choice white people) there are as big a strain on the rest of the US as the East Elbian descendants were and still are to Germany. They are a lost cause. 

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14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So what's his handle on Surly and how any posts will this thread have before he complains, "take it to the CR?"

Having difficulty identifying them. Apparently he's having wifi problems and can't login.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why didn’t he forgive her?

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I would say get out and vote then, but it's Louisiana so this seems like a 'nothing to see here" story for them.

18 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I try to refrain from vagaries and lumping entire areas together, but the states of the south are wholly out of touch with anything resembling empathy for others that don’t look like them or come from a different culture. I have zero desire to ever set foot there again. They are in every sense, and we can echo this back to the Civil War, the people (Read that to mean uneducated by choice white people) there are as big a strain on the rest of the US as the East Elbian descendants were and still are to Germany. They are a lost cause. 

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15 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

No one is forcing you to click, read, or comment on this. 

Are you under the impression that a more deserving topic was somehow left out in favor of this? Like there's only a handful of new threads allowed each day so we need to conserve?

only so many electrons to go around, you know.

If people really respected our founding fathers then this dipshit should have been fired the minute he invoked the Lord's name as policy to take a school action.  Fuck people trying to make a theocracy happen.  Fuck them to hell, or nothingness, or whatever you might believe.

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23 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Christianity has always been a religion of hate and oppression. 

FIFY

17 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Who cares?

Of all the “news” in the world this gets a thread? 

Principal St. Pierre?

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Principal was probably upset she was dancing up against the boy he liked. 

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

 

Are you under the impression that a more deserving topic was somehow left out in favor of this? Like there's only a handful of new threads allowed each day so we need to conserve?

No I’m not.
 

It’s just an extremely obscure, not even interesting story that was posted here merely to antagonize certain people on DT. The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

It’s just a CR leaky, trollish thing to post. 

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1 minute ago, Boss Hogg said:

No I’m not.
 

It’s just an extremely obscure, not even interesting story that was posted here merely to antagonize certain people on DT. The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

It’s just a CR leaky, trollish thing to post. 

here, fill this out and submit to @immamac 

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5 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

It’s just an extremely obscure, not even interesting story that was posted here merely to antagonize certain people on DT. The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

It’s just a CR leaky, trollish thing to post. 

I don't understand why you're trying to handwave something into existence. Schools and societies around the country aren't evangelizing LGBT people or trying to convince hetero people to switch sides - but christians are absolutely using the state and public institutions to evangelize their worldview. 

This article is another salient instance of public institutions being bent into a cudgel for christians to bash people they judge to be unworthy.

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8 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

It’s just an extremely obscure, not even interesting story that was posted here merely to antagonize certain people on DT. The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

It’s just a CR leaky, trollish thing to post. 

Why do you feel antagonized?

The principal is a piece of shit who did a piece of shit thing, thinking it should be 1950 when it’s 2023. It’s newsworthy that he’s fucking with a kid’s high school career because of a dance he thinks is inappropriate. That fucksticks like him still behave like this is newsworthy. Go cry “Cloak Room!” somewhere else.

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26 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

If that were happening, I'd have plenty of relatives who would be posting about it on Facebook.  Don't get me wrong, they are bitching about LBGTQ stuff, but they don't seem to have any examples of anybody trying to make kids switch who they like, controlling their behavior, trying to take away scholarship money because they are straight, etc.

This principal though, this is a shitty thing, it's next door to us (and arguably parts of East Texas are more Louisiana than Texas) and it's real.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

here, fill this out and submit to @immamac 

I remember the old days when these reports had to be submitted via PM to Derka.

1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

No I’m not.
 

It’s just an extremely obscure, not even interesting story that was posted here merely to antagonize certain people on DT. The opposite would be if someone posted a story from a coastal elementary school with some heavy handed LBGT advocacy and saying wow look at this!

It’s just a CR leaky, trollish thing to post. 

What a little bitch you are. 

20 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So what's his handle on Surly and how any posts will this thread have before he complains, "take it to the CR?"

It was damn close to "1".

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