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Do they still do the thing where they pretend like the SEC visiting opponent writes them Thank You letters for having the friendliest fans and the best game day atmosphere in “all the land”?

 

 

Thinking about this coupled with Jimbo's colossal time management fuck up at the end of the game 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Do they still do the thing where they pretend like the SEC visiting opponent writes them Thank You letters for having the friendliest fans and the best game day atmosphere in “all the land”?

 

 

yes.

10 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

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Doing her best McKayla Maroney

So, ran out of time again?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

If you already have $100M guaranteed it makes sense. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

From the outside looking in you can’t understand it, duh

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Texas A&M...it just doesn't make sense™

12 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

yes.


That’s still very insane and I’m still very much here for it.

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Doing her best McKayla Maroney

His best

On cue, aggy already blaming Johnson for the loss... Weigman would have won (had there crappy o-line not gotten him hurt as predicted)

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If you already have $100M guaranteed it makes sense. 

Now that makes sense.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Texas A&M...it just doesn't make sense™

“From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Cool.  I thought the gummy + bourbon was screwing with my mind.  Turns out, I was thinking the same.  Dumbo -/- mensa.

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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It’s not as fun when they start to get it 

Aggy will move into the top 25 with Maryland and UK and possibly Louisville getting beat

That Jimbo quote is spreading like wildfire throughout the college football world.

Would be a real shame if some croots (and their parents) got ahold of that and started having second thoughts about where to go.. 

Let’s not forget aggy would’ve preserved like 25-30 seconds had they sprinted the FG team out and kicked a quick FG vs what they did and called a timeout and then kick a FG on their last possession

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Well, we bumblefucked our way to this win, thank goodness for playing an even more inept opponent. You're welcome for not having to hear Aggy crowing about your game today, glad to be the distraction needed, especially against Jumbo Fister.

They've never lost an imaginary game played in their minds.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

They've never lost an imaginary game played in their minds.

Check the Big XII Refs thread -- we haven't either.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Scrong:

 

And if drake maye would have gone to Bama,  the tide would have won by 30.

That logic is always so stupid. 

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Howdy Ags: 

 

My wife and I are both proud Alabama Alums (Roll Damn Tide). We love Coach Saban and Alabama football…well, maybe more than we love our kids (j/k).   We decided when we were engaged that we would figure out how to budget for season tickets, and would always live within driving distance of T-Town so we could attend every game.   In the 7 years since the Mrs. made me the luckiest man in the world, we’ve never missed a home game. 

Today we made our first trip to Kyle Field.  The Fightin’ Texas Aggies have been such a great addition to the SEC, that we decided to start saving for this road trip a few years back.  

We  haven’t really had any personal encounters with A&M folks (unless you count hearing Finebaum callers as a “personal encounter”) but we’ve been looking forward to this game at Kyle Field since we circled it on our calendar 3 long years ago. 

Well, I’ve gotta tell y’all, we were worried that our non-refundable motel reservations and ticket money would be wasted, because of our recent encounter with other people from Texas.

In week two, we sat next to folks from Texas, that were cheering on the Longhorns.  I tried to make pleasant conversation with them so we could discuss our matchup, but they were so rude and classless that any civil conversation became impossible.  In fact, the woman in the group (at least I THINK it was a woman) let it slip to my wife that none of them had even attended the school…they were just T shirt fans that had been influenced by the Lame-Stream sports media to worship at the puke-orange altar.

It's disgusting that the SEC violated the "Gentleman's Agreement" and let these woke liberal losers into our conference, and Sankey should have to answer for it

I told my wife that I never wanted to be around any Texas people ever again, and she plans to tell our kids to cross the street if they every see anybody in that ugly shade of orange. 

We liked Coach Sark well enough when he was here...well, if he was good enough for Coach Saban, he was good enough for us, but it's obvious that he must be be back on the bottle if he wants to live in a liberal hellhole like Austin.

Anyway, after that horrible interaction with Texas "fans", I told the wife that we should cancel the trip to Kyle Field and eat the financial loss.  I had no intention of spending any money in Texas. 

The wife was outraged at the thought.  She’s every bit the fan that I am, and she’s always wanted to experience the pageantry and tradition of Kyle Field, since she was a young girl.   Her father served in Korea, and she'd been hearing about Texas Aggies her entire life.  She insisted that we go. 

She told me “I’ll bet that we win the game, but I know that we’ll lose halftime”.  

Well, she was right on both counts. Although I confess, Coach Saban was lucky to get the win (and a few calls went our way). 

Boy, we’d never been to a place as grand as Kyle Field, and we’ve never met such terrific fans before today.   

You see, when we first arrived on campus, we had lost our bearings a bit.  A very nice fella’ in overalls noticed that we looked confused, and came over and introduced himself.  Turns out, he was a retired military vet from the Fightin’ Texas Aggie class of ‘71.  He invited us to his tailgate, where we were offered cold drinks and a big bowl of chili.  The chili was a bit on the cheesy side (and the wife is lactose intolerant) and beans don’t agree with me anymore, so we passed on the food.  

Anyway, our host JimBob and his friends told us many wonderful stories about their time at A&M.  JimBob told one particularly funny story about how, when he was a "fish",  he was working on y'all's Bonfire, and the fella’s up on top peed on his head!  He said that it was a bit embarrassing to get his helmet wet, but he knew it was part of being an Aggie, and soon enough, he’d be the one doing the peeing. 

By that time, it was getting close to kickoff, and JimBob and his friends made sure that we knew how to find our seats, and asked us to stop by the post-game tailgate, win or lose. We thanked them all for their service, and for their hospitality.

 We wanted to join them  after the game, but somehow we got lost, because we couldn’t find them in that spot where we thought they were before the game.  I guess we were so blown away by the game day experience at Kyle Field that we got turned around.  

Well anyway Ags, as I write this my ears are ringing from the crowd noise today.  Kyle is the loudest place we’ve ever been.   

I expect the Ags to win out, and look forward to seeing you in the playoffs!  Jimbo has y’all on the right track. 

 

Edited by Gil Bang

40 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s not as fun when they start to get it 

It’s fun when they get it but can’t do anything about it. 

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The chili was a bit on the cheesy side (and the wife is lactose intolerant) and beans don’t agree with me anymore, so we passed on the food.  

Gold, Jerry!  Gold!

14 minutes ago, bamachine said:

You're welcome for not having to hear Aggy crowing about your game today

Aggy has been in the SEC how many years now and you still don’t know how stupid they are?

Gil, that was hard to read on my night mode screen. Now I see why. That reads way too much like an Aggy posing as a Bama fan. Of course, it is possible that you might run into some real asshole fans out there(when I went to Ole Miss, every Rebel fan I tried to talk to was an asshole that day, then some of their younger fans threw a damned pumpkin at my car while stuck in postgame traffic), for any team but just way too complimentary of the Aggies to be real. Sure, they are weirdly friendly at times, almost like Jehovah's Witnesses trying to bring you into their cult but that smacks way too much of Sheriff Bart in a KKK robe, trying to fool the ignorant.

46 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Aggy will move into the top 25 with Maryland and UK and possibly Louisville getting beat

I have no idea if this is true but I’d be ok with it.  Gotta win just enough that they aren’t scraping together money for a buyout but lose enough they’re miserable

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jimbo buyout talk not going smoothly?

 

Perp is too tall to be Jimbo.

9 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Gil, that was hard to read on my night mode screen. Now I see why. That reads way too much like an Aggy posing as a Bama fan. Of course, it is possible that you might run into some real asshole fans out there(when I went to Ole Miss, every Rebel fan I tried to talk to was an asshole that day, then some of their younger fans threw a damned pumpkin at my car while stuck in postgame traffic), for any team but just way too complimentary of the Aggies to be real. Sure, they are weirdly friendly at times, almost like Jehovah's Witnesses trying to bring you into their cult but that smacks way too much of Sheriff Bart in a KKK robe, trying to fool the ignorant.

Back during the Sumlin Murry Aggy days, some loser on Texags made a post called something like "Letter to Dad" and it was this aggy writing a letter to Kevin Murray from the perspective of Kyler. It was fucking INSANE. I've tried to find it, but I'm sure the mods on Texags removed it because it really showed how bizarre that fanbase is. 

So I wouldn't be surprised at all if they do fake SEC visitor write ups.  

They aren’t moving into the top 25 from unranked after a second loss

17 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Gil, that was hard to read on my night mode screen. Now I see why. That reads way too much like an Aggy posing as a Bama fan. Of course, it is possible that you might run into some real asshole fans out there(when I went to Ole Miss, every Rebel fan I tried to talk to was an asshole that day, then some of their younger fans threw a damned pumpkin at my car while stuck in postgame traffic), for any team but just way too complimentary of the Aggies to be real. Sure, they are weirdly friendly at times, almost like Jehovah's Witnesses trying to bring you into their cult but that smacks way too much of Sheriff Bart in a KKK robe, trying to fool the ignorant.

 

15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I have no idea if this is true but I’d be ok with it.  Gotta win just enough that they aren’t scraping together money for a buyout but lose enough they’re miserable

Ehh, that’s Gil mocking their fan fiction letter that show up on texags after many home games.

It’s always some iteration of got lost and they helped us find the stadium, best fans ever, amazing traditions, amazing band/halftime, and always ends with the affirmation that they will forego their Alma mater and send their kids to college station.
 

  They do it because they are fucking weirdos.  

3 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

 

Ehh, that’s Gil mocking their fan fiction letter that show up on texags after many home games.

It’s always some iteration of got lost and they helped us find the stadium, best fans ever, amazing traditions, amazing band/halftime, and always ends with the affirmation that they will forego their Alma mater and send their kids to college station.
 

  They do it because they are fucking weirdos.  

Oh indeed, I made the whole thing up. 

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They aren’t moving into the top 25 from unranked after a second loss

Why not? 

Bc Wyoming is going to move into the top 25 after they take down Fresno State

Just now, troph said:

Why not? 

 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Thinking about this coupled with Jimbo's colossal time management fuck up at the end of the game 

 

 

That guaranteed $100 million is making him look more and more slovenly.

Jimbo in year 2030

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Aggy should move into the top 10, bc they lost to an undefeated Miami by 15...

 

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