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Gabriel is not a good QB. If they need him for a critical drive at the end they’re fucked .

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

Edited by Dahobbs

#team zero fucks given. My buzz has faded and I'm still trying to get out of this shithole stadium.

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I mean he was right if it wasn't for Sark going retard on the previous drive. Gabriel was pretty piss poor after that Ewers turnover when it was 27-17 in the 3rd. Errant throws all over the place. He was a huge reason why OU didn't blow us out, which we were begging them, too.

Y'all get too caught up in these "jinxes".

Gabriel is a one trick pony. 

I am sorry. Gabriel is a great QB and I should’ve recognized that earlier and left that hyperbole out of it. He didn’t need us to give his receivers 15 yard cushions, the refs to call PI on an uncatchable ball, and for us to just simply not cover someone in the end zone on that last drive. He would’ve marched down the field anyway without all that like the 5’9 lefty Tom Brady that he is.

Isn't he the Rangers fan that was asking for the magic number to win the AL West in like July? 

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Isn't he the Rangers fan that was asking for the magic number to win the AL West in like July? 

Yankees fan

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7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I’m wondering if OP could be Helobius sock 🤔

dont you put that evil on me GIF

Just now, David Dennison said:

There's no such thing as a jinx. Or a curse. Or a hex.

Just sayin'.

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Of course you would say that. You're the second worst offender. A burn pile of two would not be offensive to me. 

^^^^^^^^^^^

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Thread  over jinx!

50 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I mean ... I thought being one of the shittiest posters in the history of the internet was a good enough reason, but yeah, this'll work too. 220. 221. Whatever it takes.

I don’t know for sure if he’s responsible for todays loss , we shouldn’t be taking any chances.  Our path to the playoffs is razor thin.  This kind of bold move might be just the edge we need. 

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

There's no such thing as a jinx. Or a curse. Or a hex.

Just sayin'.

Very true. 
 

But there is  definitive, scientific proof of something called Helobious. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Clearly, you've never played baseball

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

No! Fuck you and fuck Helo. I never negged anyone until you did what you did at halftime of our game against Miami last March. 
I don’t get it. Some people just beg for a smiting from the sports gods

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I'm kind of a fan of the guy...

 

 

 

<ducks>

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