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8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Michigan State is a vet school
Texas A&M is a vet school

Michigan views Michigan State as it's annoying stepbrother that the game is a lose/lose scenario
Texas views Texas A&M as it's annoying stepbrother that the game is a lose/lose scenario

I could go on yes you are right MSU's basketball program >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aggy but that also applies to Minnesota and yes the Spartans have won two national championships since aggy did but since the formation of the Big XII in 1996 both aggy & Sparty have 1 football conference title.

Yep.  One of my best friends is a lifelong Michigan fan and his sister went to MSU.

He then lived in Texas for 10 years and confirmed the comparisons re: Texas, aggy, and OU.

47 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Michigan State is a vet school
Texas A&M is a vet school

Michigan views Michigan State as it's annoying stepbrother that the game is a lose/lose scenario
Texas views Texas A&M as it's annoying stepbrother that the game is a lose/lose scenario

I could go on yes you are right MSU's basketball program >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aggy but that also applies to Minnesota and yes the Spartans have won two national championships since aggy did but since the formation of the Big XII in 1996 both aggy & Sparty have 1 football conference title.

Fair enough.

But then, who is the Texas Tech of the B1G?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Fair enough.

But then, who is the Texas Tech of the B1G?

Which B1G school has the most STDs? Start there

6 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Which B1G school has the most STDs? Start there

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Rutgers students are the second most sexually active college students in the United States, according to a study conducted by collegestats.org.

Collegestats.org is a website that uses data collected from United States Department of Education to provide prospective students information about the schools they are applying to, including national ranking, ranking for individual degree programs and ranking for affordability. 

Rutgers' position as the second most sexually active campus was determined by DrEd.com, a free medical counseling website, used by collegestat.org to help students track their sexual exposure. The website ranked Temple University as the most sexually active campus, with Texas A&M coming in third behind Rutgers. 

The University is well above the national average in terms of student sexual exposure. The study averages that Rutgers students will have around 10 sexual partners during their four years at the University, well above the national average of five. The study used an algorithm to calculate the sexual exposure of 2,000 former and current college students that were surveyed.

Rutgers has long had a reputation for its sexual proclivity, earning the nickname “Slutgers." But, according to Rutgers Health Outreach, Promotion and Education (H.O.P.E.) the rumors are not valid. 

Research indicates the rumors of the “Rut” — a fictional STI presumed to originate at Rutgers — began in the early 1990s, when a study found that of a non-random sample of students that represented 3 percent of the female student population, 26 percent of the participants were infected with the HPV virus and an additional 43 percent became infected over the next three years. 

Scarlet Knights gettin' it!

^^BTW, aggy was #3, so I assume that their sheep activities counted in the figures.

4 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Rutgers' position as the second most sexually active campus was determined by DrEd.com, a free medical counseling website, used by collegestat.org to help students track their sexual exposure. The website ranked Temple University as the most sexually active campus, with Texas A&M coming in third behind Rutgers. 

Says they're fucking.  Doesn't say WHAT they iz fucking

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On 10/7/2023 at 5:01 PM, TexasGolf said:

Kansas 

Kansas doesn't have the guys in the trenches to hold up against OU. It looked like we were playing an FCS team when we played them. If Sark hadn't called off the dogs, we would have had around 800 yards of offense on them. 

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33 minutes ago, z009 said:

Kansas doesn't have the guys in the trenches to hold up against OU. It looked like we were playing an FCS team when we played them. If Sark hadn't called off the dogs, we would have had around 800 yards of offense on them. 

never underestimate OU's ability to suck (except at the Cotton Bowl).

Edited by troph

OUs OL and DL played with the most intensity and consistency they’ve shown all year this past weekend. Can they maintain that going forward?

They lost Andrel Anthony for the season, and plenty of other guys are pretty banged up.

They get an extra week to prepare for Kansas, but they’re going to BYU late. Everyone will be looking to play spoiler.

I’d be shocked if they made it to the CCG undefeated, but I’d love for our guys to be the first to knock them off this year. 

19 minutes ago, Atticus said:

OUs OL and DL played with the most intensity and consistency they’ve shown all year this past weekend. Can they maintain that going forward?

They lost Andrel Anthony for the season, and plenty of other guys are pretty banged up.

They get an extra week to prepare for Kansas, but they’re going to BYU late. Everyone will be looking to play spoiler.

I’d be shocked if they made it to the CCG undefeated, but I’d love for our guys to be the first to knock them off this year. 

From what I've seen, Anthony is the only guy that is actually out. The rest of their key guys seem to be fine. Their lines have played with consistency through all 6 of their games, particularly their DL. Also, Gabriel has had a clean pocket the entire year.

Edited by z009

2 hours ago, troph said:

never underestimate OU's ability to suck (except at the Cotton Bowl).

If Bean is still Kansas' QB by the time they play OU, I don't see them being competitive. 

On 10/9/2023 at 1:36 PM, ITHorn said:

I'm convinced nobody has actually watched WVU play this year. Let me break this down:

1. Lose by 23 to Penn State in a game that wasn't even that close.

2. Struggle initially against a terrible Duquesne team and eventually win 56-17.

3. Struggle and eventually overcome the horrible team that is 1-4 Pitt and wins 17-6. 

4. Destroy the Tech starting QB and a backup leads them to the goal line only to fail to score the tying TD as time expires. WVU wins 20-13.

5. WVU manages to hold on after TCU tries every way possible to give them the game on silver platter. WVU wins 24-21.

 

Bottom line, this team will not beat anyone with a halfway decent offense. UCF on the road,OU on the road and at least one of Houston,Cincy,BYU will get them as well. This is not a good football team. It's a decent defense with a horrific offense who has managed to be slightly less mediocre than everyone else on the schedule so far.

Well that played out nicely

On 10/9/2023 at 1:29 PM, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So let me get this straight. Half this board doubts that Texas can win out against a bunch of cupcakes, but somehow WVU is gonna run the fucking table. LOL get the fuck outta here 

Bump

On 10/9/2023 at 1:28 PM, Horn Dogg said:

I admit - I haven’t watched WVU this year nor do I plan to.  Thanks for the summary, I believe you are right.  Fuck WVU and the big 12.  So glad we won’t be in a conference with them anymore.

Bump this one too 

The past 12 years give me no hope whatsoever about things going right for us.

6 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

The past 12 years give me no hope whatsoever about things going right for us.

 

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9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well WVU being a concern was short lived

Which is why dropping a single game the rest of the way out is unacceptable. The big 12 after Texas and Ou is atrocious. 

Texas still does not control it's own destiny for CCG even if Horns win remaining 6 games...

Crazy tiebreaker B12 rules to qualify for CCG means Texas still needs both okie lite and wvu to lose another game.

 

Below info thanks to @Pancho 

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas still does not control it's own destiny for CCG even if Horns win remaining 6 games...

Crazy tiebreaker B12 rules to qualify for B12 Championship game means Texas still needs both okie lite and wvu to lose another game.

 

Below info thanks to @Pancho 

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Yeah, I am sure the Okie State Cowboys are winning out after they got absolutely skullfucked by South Alabama L-O-FUCKING-L

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

In control of your own destiny is the best place to be. Win out and rematch with a likely top 4 Oklahoma in December should be the mission. What comes after that is an entirely new mission. 

Then yah gotta pull for another loss for okie lite, and the mountaineers...

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas still does not control it's own destiny for CCG even if Horns win remaining 6 games...

Crazy tiebreaker B12 rules to qualify for B12 Championship game means Texas still needs both okie lite and wvu to lose another game.

 

Below info thanks to @Pancho 

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Theoretically possible but highly improbable. Oklahoma losing to WVU and them winning out is the most likely of the unlikely scenarios and the tie breaker to get in would be justified. Oklahoma state and WVU winning out is impossible because they play each other. Once they play one is eliminated and the other has no realistic chance to beat OU. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Yeah, I am sure the Okie State Cowboys are winning out after they got absolutely skullfucked by South Alabama L-O-FUCKING-L

Yeah, both those teams probably lose at least 1-2 more B12 games... but Texas does not currently control their destiny

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

In control of your own destiny is the best place to be. Win out and rematch with a likely top 4 Oklahoma in December should be the mission. What comes after that is an entirely new mission. 

Always helps when our players treat our only rivalry game like it’s the last game they’ll ever play. They didn’t. 

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas still does not control it's own destiny for CCG even if Horns win remaining 6 games...

Crazy tiebreaker B12 rules to qualify for B12 Championship game means Texas still needs both okie lite and wvu to lose another game.

 

Below info thanks to @Pancho 

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What am I missing ? Right now we look to control our destiny … and we have the head to head over Kansas (they will likely drop a game to OU).

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Disregard I was looking at overall records and assuming that was conference records. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

but Texas does not currently control their destiny

And that’s kept us from winning Big12 championships nearly every single year. Pathetic. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Theoretically possible but highly improbable. Oklahoma losing to WVU and them winning out is the most likely of the unlikely scenarios and the tie breaker to get in would be justified. Oklahoma state and WVU winning out is impossible because they play each other. Once they play one is eliminated and the other has no realistic chance to beat OU. 

Great stuff...

😋 wvu plays okie lite next week. 😋

14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas still does not control it's own destiny for CCG even if Horns win remaining 6 games...

Crazy tiebreaker B12 rules to qualify for CCG means Texas still needs both okie lite and wvu to lose another game.

 

Below info thanks to @Pancho 

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Screenshot_2023-10-13-08-27-00_kindlephoto-2735709.thumb.png.1bee100d2aa8d784a08f9c82c2ff2e27.png

 

 

I'll take "Things I Worry About Less than a Zombie Apocalypse" for $1000, Alex.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Texas wins out and WVU wins out and I think Texas still goes, but just against WVU instead of Oklahoma which will be weird. Regardless there is no need to hope for crazy scenarios anymore. Win out and everything will take care of itself. 

Nope... wvu goes

wvu vs blOU

 

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Just now, immamac said:

How? 

  • blOU head to head win vs Texas
  • wvu win vs blOU, vs Texas loss to blOU
8 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

The past 12 years give me no hope whatsoever about things going right for us.

happy sad gid GIF

I think in the 3 way tie, all 3 teams must have played each other. If not, it makes one of the 3 tied teams (Texas) be at a disadvantage. So I *think* it then goes to common opponents:

 

I hate this fucking conference

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Fuck it - we’re going to win out, stomp OU in the CCG and go to the playoffs! The rest will take care of itself.

6 minutes ago, troph said:

They should make overall record the tie breaker after head to head.

Right.  Because we want some taffy-soft non-con schedule figuring into the mix.  🙄

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I think in the 3 way tie, all 3 teams must have played each other. If not, it makes one of the 3 tied teams (Texas) be at a disadvantage. So I *think* it then goes to common opponents:

 

I hate this fucking conference

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This is what I see as well. WVU gets left out because of step #5

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
  • blOU head to head win vs Texas
  • wvu win vs blOU, vs Texas loss to blOU

Why would OU’s loss to WVU be ignored? I think it goes to other tiebreakers in that scenario.

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9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Right.  Because we want some taffy-soft non-con schedule figuring into the mix.  🙄

then ranking, something that isn't stupid.

1 minute ago, troph said:

then ranking, something that isn't stupid.

That would be so un-BigXII-like.

They play eachother thats one loss

They play blowU thats one loss

I think we should just plan on blowing everyone out fuck this conference

2 minutes ago, troph said:

then ranking, something that isn't stupid.

Record of conference opponents (I.e. strength of schedule) seems reasonable as a tiebreaker if you have two teams tied without a head to head game. The team who played the harder league schedule to the same record gets the advantage.

People!  West Virginia is not beating OU!!  Some of y’all didn’t watch the game last night.  They were only a 3 point favorite vs Houston last night and lost.  Houston that barley beat UTSA and lost to Rice..  Just win and we have no issues getting to the big 12 championship. 

Edited by Hook1997

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

People!  West Virginia is not beating OU!!  Some of y’all didn’t watch the game last night.  They were only a 3 point favorite vs Houston last night and lost.  Houston that barley beat Rice and UTSA.  Just win and theirs no issues.  

true but never underestimate blowUs ability to suck

they suck

OU sucks

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Houston that barley beat Rice and UTSA.

Umm.  They lost to Rice.

9 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

The past 12 years give me no hope whatsoever about things going right for us.

12 years ago, Sammy Sosa was black.  Things change.  Stick around.

16 hours ago, Atticus said:

OUs OL and DL played with the most intensity and consistency they’ve shown all year this past weekend. Can they maintain that going forward?

They lost Andrel Anthony for the season, and plenty of other guys are pretty banged up.

They get an extra week to prepare for Kansas, but they’re going to BYU late. Everyone will be looking to play spoiler.

I’d be shocked if they made it to the CCG undefeated, but I’d love for our guys to be the first to knock them off this year. 

That OU team we saw Saturday isn’t losing to anyone on their bullshit cupcake schedule they have the easiest path to the playoffs  with that said we also shouldn’t lose to anyone on our schedule.  But reality needs to be faced. BlowU will be undefeated when we play them again by virtue of the bullshit pussy schedule. If they aren’t undefeated. Future man will fist his own ass

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