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Kelly vs Kershaw about to start

Will the Dodgers lose to another divisional opponent?

Lmao Dodgers / Kershaw 

Alright let's go Dbacks! 5-0 no outs in the first off the Dodgers Ace pitcher lol...

Clayton getting absolutely shelled early, 5 hits , 5 runs, 0 outs, lulz. 

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Goddamn, that was hard to. watch. 
 

Dave Roberts left the poor guy out there way too long. 
 

I’d make sure Kershaw doesn’t have any alone time with sharp objects for at least a couple of days



Goddamn, that was hard to. watch. 


Was it though? [emoji897]
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Kershaw will have to wait to get to 200 playoff innings 

Kershaw was upset that aggy lost to Alabama. Kind of like when Tupac died.

Douchebob Costas making excuses for LA is funny

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Douchebob Costas making excuses for LA is funny

Can someone turn his mic off?

37 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Douchebob Costas making excuses for LA is funny

Dude is 71 years old (as per Alexa) and he still looks like a little boy. 

Has any team ever used a position player to pitch during an actual playoff game?

If I were Dave Roberts, I would have. 
 

His horse Kershaw completely fucked up the entire bullpen. 

10 run rule in effect in Chavez Ravine.

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Has any team ever used a position player to pitch during an actual playoff game?

If I were Dave Roberts, I would have. 
 

His horse Kershaw completely fucked up the entire bullpen. 

Meh.  They have an off day tomorrow so it don't matter.

Let's go through some jarring stats that came out of that inning:

  • Kershaw allowed seven balls in play, and the softest hit was 96.7 mph, as measured by Statcast

  • It was the shortest start of Kershaw's career, regular season or postseason

  • Kershaw had previously never allowed six runs in a first inning

  • Only six pitchers in MLB postseason history had allowed more than six runs in a start of an inning or less

  • No pitcher in MLB postseason history, starter or reliever, had ever allowed five hits and five runs before recording an out (before Kershaw)

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God damn, Castro.  You got an 11 run lead.  Throw fucking strikes.  Strom out there to chew his ass out.

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3 hours ago, Scraps said:

This looks familiar

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when my mlb.tv app on my TV has a network error there is a shot of Kershaw sitting on the dugout bench hanging his head.

When I saw this tonight I immediately told my girlfriend that it looks like they have a new and improved image to use 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@Sbbruin how’s your Saturday been treating you?

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Bruins won so not as horrible as it could be

Where are the Arlington scrubs that called the DBacks a trash franchise for throwing the series vs Houston even though they have won infinite more world series than them?

Stand up be counted scrubs.....

11 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I don't think I have ever seen an ERA that high.

 

Mr Feilds in Game 2 217 WS was the highest I remember seeing.

 

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30 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Mr Feilds in Game 2 217 WS was the highest I remember seeing.

 

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Stros won both sides of that trade. Getting Yordan Alvarez and then getting Fields into the bullpen of our WS opponent.

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Lulz, Dodgers already down 2-0 as TBS flips over

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Only 3-0 after top 1.  Progress for the Dodgers.

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nm, I'm an idoit

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Freeman trying to break his ankle

They left Rosario off the roster for Wong, may fuck them this inning. Rosario could have hit for Outman with Mookie going back to the OF. 

Yep, it did. 

On 10/8/2023 at 1:25 AM, Pimphand said:

Where are the Arlington scrubs that called the DBacks a trash franchise for throwing the series vs Houston even though they have won infinite more world series than them?

Stand up be counted scrubs.....

*THIS* is what Astros Fan is worried about?  

I've watched a fuckton more DBacks baseball than anyone here, and yes, they are a trash franchise, regardless of what they did last weekend and regardless of winning a WS 20+ years ago when they had competent ownership.  I don't know how they've pulled this off so far, but I fully expect them to lose 3 in row now.  



*THIS* is what Astros Fan is worried about?  


Yes 1 fan
14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

*THIS* is what Astros Fan is worried about?  

I've watched a fuckton more DBacks baseball than anyone here, and yes, they are a trash franchise, regardless of what they did last weekend and regardless of winning a WS 20+ years ago when they had competent ownership.  I don't know how they've pulled this off so far, but I fully expect them to lose 3 in row now.  

Basically with superior pitching, fielding, and hitting.  The payroll that is $90,000,000 lower than the Dodgers is the chef’s kiss.

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