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I wonder what the plan is for Trey Lance. Will they throw him out there at all this year to see what he has. I doubt it. Looks like any mop up duty will go to Rush. I don’t know much about the guy but curious as to what he had to warrant the #3 pick.

Lance is a bust. Won’t be worth the bottle of Johnny Walker blue Jerry drank before making the trade.

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

Lincoln Riley?

Nah

 

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That would be totally on brand for the cowboys. Splash hire, dominate the news cycle for 6 months, sell more tickets and not be any closer to playing for a Super Bowl. To be fair they probably wouldn’t be any worse either. The only thing me and all other cowboy fans know is that Dak ain’t it. 

Dak Prescott is great at everything you want from a QB except the physical act of throwing the football. 
 
 

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

Does it matter? Nothing changes until Jerry is in the ground.

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Nothing is gonna be different then either.  The changes people are going to see happen when he dies have pretty much already been made. 

9 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

How the fuck does this family dollar min wage Purdy punk who looks like a 15 year old kid dominate and shred the vaunted Dallas Cowboy defense like tissue paper?  Zillion dollar Dak is completely helpless (yeah, the OL sucks, the receivers can't get open, but I'm used up on excuses for Dak . The 49ers look like a well oiled football machine, quick and precise and creative. Dallas plays like a janky random pile of spare parts with no coherent execution or plan. Dallas only looks good when they play the worst teams in the league.

 

 

 

You answered your own question.

Cowboys have been a circus sideshow with yes men and buffoons propping up the ringmaster since Jimmy left.

@futureman I need to apologize for arguing with you about dak. He sucks. If dallas was paying him half his salary yearly it would still be too much. Int on 3 consecutive drives. All thread titles for the dallas cowboys need to be "3 consecutive drives" until dak is traded. 

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Dak is black Carr

wut. If you hadn't told me I wouldn't know dak is black or carr is white. Thanks for that lol. 

10 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

wut. If you hadn't told me I wouldn't know dak is black or carr is white. Thanks for that lol. 

Carr is whiter than the night is long.  No racist 

3 hours ago, statsman said:

Dak Prescott is great at everything you want from a QB except the physical act of throwing the football. 
 
 

no.  he’s a fucking idiot.  the opposite of what you want in a qb. 

Dallas probably gonna get blown the fuck out.  

This was the most predictable outcome of all time. The Cowboys suck.
16 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Dak isn't the man, everyone has known this for at least 4 seasons. 

But unfortunately, Jerry Jones won't see it. He's in love with Dak and he's deathly afraid of wandering the desert without a quarterback.

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9 hours ago, threesheets said:

Nothing is gonna be different then either.  The changes people are going to see happen when he dies have pretty much already been made. 

I would argue Stephen won't have the cache that Jerry has. He will be roasted in year 1 if things don't turn around. But honestly, who cares. This franchise is cursed more than UT. 

15 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Meaning, the treading of water that was the post-Aikman years of Hutchinson, and Carter, etc.

Speaking of, I told my kiddo that I dont think I have turned off a Cowboy game twice in the same season since Quincey Carter was the QB. 

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