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Thread for the DSes because I don’t see one for discussion. Astros currently getting their shit pushed in by the Twins in game 2.

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Didn’t notice the nlds threads. Pretend it just says AL then

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Avatar checks out.

How’d getting no lubed by the Twins feel?

Something tells me not nearly as bad as getting swept out of the ALCS by a team that ends Yankee seasons like it was their job.

Seager's was rather crushed

I haven't seen an Israeli bombed like that....I got nothing 

Still work to do but Astros/Rangers ALCS would be fun:

Hitting: Yordan vs Garcia

Pitching: Verlander vs Scherzer (possibly)

National Anthem: Clay Walker vs Scott Stapp 

 

Nice slide dingleberry lmao

Cut himself and almost knocked himself out

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The Yankees would’ve won at least 1 game if they made it

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The Yankees would’ve won at least 1 game if they made it

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But alas....they didn't  

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The Yankees would’ve won at least 1 game if they made it

I would have won a game, by myself, if I'd made it.  But, I didn't.  Like the Yankees.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

The Yankees would’ve won at least 1 game if they made it

2021, 2015, 1980, 1963, & 1922 called

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10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

2021, 2015, 1980, 1963, & 1922 called

What did the other 53 times they made the playoffs call and say?

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What did the other 53 times they made the playoffs call and say?

That their RGV super fan is the ultimate jinx and that they wish he would curse another franchise.

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35 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That their RGV super fan is the ultimate jinx and that they wish he would curse another franchise.

That’s true, I totally jinxed the rangers when I started pulling for them. What’s their playoff record now, 5-0? 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

The Yankees would’ve won at least 1 game if they made it

Prove it.

That’s true, I totally jinxed the rangers when I started pulling for them. What’s their playoff record now, 5-0? 
Keep it up!

Sign me up for that, but does it really qualify as a burger if you can't eat it like one?  

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

That their RGV super fan is the ultimate jinx and that they wish he would curse another franchise.

 

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

That’s true, I totally jinxed the rangers when I started pulling for them. What’s their playoff record now, 5-0? 

The curse is that they are doomed to be eliminated by the Astros.

If you had just left them alone, they would have been swept by the Rays and free to begin their offseason of woulda coulda shouldas. But no.......you had to jinx them. Now they have their hopes up, thinking they have a chance to beat the big bad Astros and get to the World Series. From now until Sunday, they are going to be clearing the shelves of all the Ranger gear they can buy, or getting old stuff out of the back of the closet. When they see each other they will start chanting, "We want Houston!"

Then they will get what they asked for, and get it deep.

All because you jinxed them.

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Imagine you’re trying to win a baseball game but Donovan Solano is your starting first baseman.

40 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Imagine you’re trying to win a baseball game but Donovan Solano is your starting first baseman.

Imagine trying to win a postseason game in ‘23.  I bet you’d trade an $18 Amazon chain to make it happen.  

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8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Imagine trying to win a postseason game in ‘23.  I bet you’d trade an $18 Amazon chain to make it happen.  

No one gives a shit this year. Postseason ratings are the lowest they’ve ever been. Uninteresting teams everywhere. I don’t care.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

No one gives a shit this year. Postseason ratings are the lowest they’ve ever been. Uninteresting teams everywhere. I don’t care.

You know what’s not interesting??  Watching Giancarlo make $270k/game and only play in 70 games or so every year.   And even more uninteresting, but equally fun, watching Yankees fans bitch and moan about ratings when there’s actual, enjoyable baseball being played but they and their fans are sitting around holding their dick.  That’s the chef’s kiss 



I don’t care.


Yet you continue to watch and hope and pray that Astros get eliminated because that is what your life and 98% of mlb fans life has come to.

Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first

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