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    My friend from Nazareth (works as a tour guide and I hang out with her and her family every time I'm there)... digital silence.  Can't get her by phone.  Hasn't posted anything on FB or Insta since Th

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The interesting question is how much could China ramp up its own domestic oil production. They buy 2/3s of Iran's total exports, but that only accounts for 15% of their total crude imports. Considering their significant oil deposits, you'd think they could cover that loss domestically if they absolutely had to, but it would take time of course.

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Does China produce any domestic oil?

I'm sure they do, but they are spinning up a dozen or so coal plants weekly - cheaper to import oil than produce domestically.  

China produces ~4 million barrels per day, but their demand is much higher. Their largest field, Daqing, was discovered in the 1959 and they continue to operate it to maximize production without major concerns about economics as it is a strategic necessity. 

11 minutes ago, ABZ said:

China produces ~4 million barrels per day, but their demand is much higher. Their largest field, Daqing, was discovered in the 1959 and they continue to operate it to maximize production without major concerns about economics as it is a strategic necessity. 

As a point of reference, Texas produces over 5 million barrels per day. 

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Why not?

What's the upside in striking a nuclear power plant and risking nuclear contamination? That plant sits right on the Persian Gulf.

4 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

No - which is why this notion that they could attack, invade, and occupy Taiwan is problematic on so many levels.  

There is the military logistical and capabilities reality, which is problematic. Potentially as big an issue is the hatred between the two. They make speak different dialects of the same language but culturally they are vastly different. This isn't a recent divide either. It's not China/Japan level hate, but it's real.

But... that's a different thread.

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1 hour ago, ABZ said:

China produces ~4 million barrels per day, but their demand is much higher. Their largest field, Daqing, was discovered in the 1959 and they continue to operate it to maximize production without major concerns about economics as it is a strategic necessity. 

Hence Beijing’s ongoing claims and “redevelopment” of the Spratly Islands in the South China Sea over the strenuous objections of Manila. 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I see a massive multi-multi-million-dollar engineering feat that could be defeated by a missile or drone.  That looks so vulnerable.

Yup.  If they attempted the crossing it would be a massacre.  A literal bloodbath.  

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Zero chance China can replace Iranian crude with domestic production. Probably ever. 

Agreed. Wasn't trying to imply they could. Most of their unconventional resources are gas from tight sandstones and shale, and coal-bed methane. 

One dude hiding behind the dunes with a javelin could fuck that thing up.

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2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

One dude hiding behind the dunes with a javelin could fuck that thing up.

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Cliffs? It’s behind a paywall. 

Just a friendly reminder for the board that paywalls to read articles are ignored by AI:

1) Copy the URL
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29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I see a massive multi-multi-million-dollar engineering feat that could be defeated by a missile or drone.  That looks so vulnerable.

Giant, lumbering targets carrying large masses of soldiers over a straight that has TWO monsoon seasons.  Have fun with that.  Then you park that giant hunk of crap on the dunes and reefs that have been bracketed for decades with every piece of ordinance Taiwan owns.  No way.  These aren't siege towers from LOTR (which is what they remind me of)

China's only chance is sabotage from within - Israeli style.  They have to both secure the plants, AND more importantly, the select few people that know how to run them.  90% of all the advanced chips going into virtually every modern weapons system has chips in them from Taiwan.  

5 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

The military historian Edward Luttwak has made this point many times - “the Han don’t fight” as he says it.  Fair enough, but they seem to be building up their entire military with the purpose of taking Taiwan, an island that is very close to them and very far from us. With the PLA having more than 2 million people and their shipbuilding far outstripping every other country on earth, at some point quantity becomes a quality of its own. 
 

Hope we don’t ever have to find out. 

 

taiwan better have an ungodly amount of drones 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

There is the military logistical and capabilities reality, which is problematic. Potentially as big an issue is the hatred between the two. They make speak different dialects of the same language but culturally they are vastly different. This isn't a recent divide either. It's not China/Japan level hate, but it's real.

But... that's a different thread.

It's the exact same language not even a different dialect. And culturally there's not as big of a divide now as there was maybe twenty years ago.  The communist brainwashing apparatus has been effective.

49 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

It's the exact same language not even a different dialect. And culturally there's not as big of a divide now as there was maybe twenty years ago.  The communist brainwashing apparatus has been effective.

Not as of 5 years ago per the research below and not based on my Taiwanese national friends and his medical doctor wife who left Taiwan to come to the US based on concerns regarding China. Or... the rest of his family who now lives in the US.

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Or this one from 3 months ago 

CFR article

Or this one from the BBC 6 months ago

BBC Article

Or this one from Reuters:

Taiwan president pledges peace with China but says island must strengthen defences - https://www.reuters.com/world/china/anniversary-taking-office-taiwan-president-reiterates-willingness-talk-china-2025-05-20/

I could go on. 

And if you think there are no dialect differences between Chinese Mandarin and Taiwanese Mandarin, I'm sure you think people in Boston speak like people in Kentucky. That's before dismissing all the other dialects found in China. But you're right, officially they speak the same language.

This fucking place. 

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56 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Not as of 5 years ago per the research below and not based on my Taiwanese national friends and his medical doctor wife who left Taiwan to come to the US based on concerns regarding China. Or... the rest of his family who now lives in the US.

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Link

Or this one from 3 months ago 

CFR article

Or this one from the BBC 6 months ago

BBC Article

Or this one from Reuters:

Taiwan president pledges peace with China but says island must strengthen defences - https://www.reuters.com/world/china/anniversary-taking-office-taiwan-president-reiterates-willingness-talk-china-2025-05-20/

I could go on. 

And if you think there are no dialect differences between Chinese Mandarin and Taiwanese Mandarin, I'm sure you think people in Boston speak like people in Kentucky. That's before dismissing all the other dialects found in China. But you're right, officially they speak the same language.

This fucking place. 

I mean, the Taiwanese will only put pee-pee in your DIET Coke, so there's obviously a pretty big difference there.

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, the Taiwanese will only put pee-pee in your DIET Coke, so there's obviously a pretty big difference there.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Not as of 5 years ago per the research below and not based on my Taiwanese national friends and his medical doctor wife who left Taiwan to come to the US based on concerns regarding China. Or... the rest of his family who now lives in the US.

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Link

Or this one from 3 months ago 

CFR article

Or this one from the BBC 6 months ago

BBC Article

Or this one from Reuters:

Taiwan president pledges peace with China but says island must strengthen defences - https://www.reuters.com/world/china/anniversary-taking-office-taiwan-president-reiterates-willingness-talk-china-2025-05-20/

I could go on. 

And if you think there are no dialect differences between Chinese Mandarin and Taiwanese Mandarin, I'm sure you think people in Boston speak like people in Kentucky. That's before dismissing all the other dialects found in China. But you're right, officially they speak the same language.

This fucking place. 

You, I believe, are talking to a Taiwanese person who emigrated to America with his family. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You, I believe, are talking to a Taiwanese person who emigrated to America with his family. 

Fair, and he's absolutely entitled to his opinion, but it doesn't seem like his fellow countrymen agree.

(I was really tempted to light another CR/fire..... I resisted, you're welcome)

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm sure you think people in Boston speak like people in Kentucky.

I don't think the dialect differences between Kentucky and Boston would prevent a hillbilly invasion

5 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I don't think the dialect differences between Kentucky and Boston would prevent a hillbilly invasion

Go ask the people of Kentucky their thoughts on an all expenses paid 3 week vacation to Boston and get back to me.

Edit - Great now I'm thinking about Appalachians occupying Boston and the all the conversations that would be occurring. This actually would make for a hilarious sitcom.

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I made the mistake of telling a guy from Worcester that he didn’t sound like what the movies make them out to sound like. He was not amused, and informed me that’s because he went to school past the third grade. That the accent you hear in movies like The Town is only carried by mouth breathing idiots. Needless to say that was the last conversation I had with him that week.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You, I believe, are talking to a Taiwanese person who emigrated to America with his family. 

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55 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That the accent you hear in movies like The Town is only carried by mouth breathing idiots.

Good sir, this is America.  "Mouth-breathing idiots" is our core fucking brand.

6 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

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I’m sorry my bit on Trump’s steel tariff genius and possible negatives caused you pain. God Bless.

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In this time of turmoil America is sorely missing the leadership of George W Bush. 

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4 minutes ago, Chad said:

In this time of turmoil America is sorely missing the leadership of George W Bush. 

I mean...we actually are.  That's the world we live in.  My kingdom for the wisdom, decency, and steady hand of GWB.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean...we actually are.  That's the world we live in.  My kingdom for the wisdom, decency, and steady hand of GWB.

And no fucking twitter

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

And no fucking twitter

Remember when Charlie Strong proclaimed twitter would be the downfall of society?

Is it too late to admit he was right and apologize?

17 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Remember when Charlie Strong proclaimed twitter would be the downfall of society?

Is it too late to admit he was right and apologize?

Chuckles and blind squirrels.. who knew. 

43 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Chuckles and blind squirrels.. who knew. 

When he somehow beat OU in 2015 a week after getting dogwalked by TCU....I knew.

4 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I made the mistake of telling a guy from Worcester that he didn’t sound like what the movies make them out to sound like. He was not amused, and informed me that’s because he went to school past the third grade. That the accent you hear in movies like The Town is only carried by mouth breathing idiots. Needless to say that was the last conversation I had with him that week.

Horseshit. They all sound like that, from Southie dock workers to Cambridge PhDs to the motherfucking 35th President of the United States. /noCR

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Remember when Charlie Strong proclaimed twitter would be the downfall of society?

Is it too late to admit he was right and apologize?

it wasn't exactly a hot take

The question comes down to whether or not you are willing to let them have a nuclear bomb. Iran is the leading worldwide sponsor of terror attacks. They were the leading proponent of the Oct 7 attack, of the Houthis and their attacks on commercial trade, and of Hezbollah. They openly celebrate the rape and killing of women and the murder of (Christian or Jewish) children. They've been this way for decades. It is informative to consider the words of Khamenei from one month ago, prior to the current war. The point is, these aren't just emotional utterances but rather are fundamental values of the regime.

 

There is fundamentally no reason to enrich uranium. These fools are sitting on top of vast oceans of hydrocarbons. It's a nuclear program with one purpose. For this reason, literally nobody is coming to their rescue. There was no commercial reason to bury their uranium enrichment 300 feet deep outside of anticipating the air campaign. Nobody wants a nuclear arms race in the middle east.

Iran has no friends, not even China.

But air campaigns are not effective at regime change. So it's a conundrum, if you believe that they cannot have a nuclear weapon, which Trump has stated over and over again. Where is the off ramp? Do we have to use tactical nukes on Fordo? What do we do in six months if there is no regime change?

I do think the odds of an actual ground invasion are basically zero. I think if Iran tries to close the Straits, they will unite the world against them and actually get the regime change that is so unlikely as of now.

I think maybe 60% our attack will come this weekend. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I think maybe 60% our attack will come this weekend. 

The B-2’s just left Whiteman AFB, heading to Diego Garcia, so it may take a little longer than that. 

 

4 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

The question comes down to whether or not you are willing to let them have a nuclear bomb. Iran is the leading worldwide sponsor of terror attacks. They were the leading proponent of the Oct 7 attack, of the Houthis and their attacks on commercial trade, and of Hezbollah. They openly celebrate the rape and killing of women and the murder of (Christian or Jewish) children. They've been this way for decades. It is informative to consider the words of Khamenei from one month ago, prior to the current war. The point is, these aren't just emotional utterances but rather are fundamental values of the regime.

 

There is fundamentally no reason to enrich uranium. These fools are sitting on top of vast oceans of hydrocarbons. It's a nuclear program with one purpose. For this reason, literally nobody is coming to their rescue. There was no commercial reason to bury their uranium enrichment 300 feet deep outside of anticipating the air campaign. Nobody wants a nuclear arms race in the middle east.

Iran has no friends, not even China.

But air campaigns are not effective at regime change. So it's a conundrum, if you believe that they cannot have a nuclear weapon, which Trump has stated over and over again. Where is the off ramp? Do we have to use tactical nukes on Fordo? What do we do in six months if there is no regime change?

I do think the odds of an actual ground invasion are basically zero. I think if Iran tries to close the Straits, they will unite the world against them and actually get the regime change that is so unlikely as of now.

I think maybe 60% our attack will come this weekend. 

 

 

One can try to make friends out of cockroaches but will always find it a waste of time.

No need tomake friends with the Ayatollah’s crowd, as they will eventually be killed off and overthrown. 
Make friends with the opposition who want freedom from their fanatical oppression.

Last post said B-2’s headed to Diego Garcia, others now saying Guam. Not sure if Guam could be a stopover on the way to DG, which is the closest launch point for a mission to Iran. Also, this:

 

Just moving those bombers can be signaling. I don’t think there’s been a final decision yet but there is the intent of showing that one can be made anytime. 

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Theo Von is forty-five years old and once told the LSU student newspaper he was opposed to inter-racial dating but yeah let me hear his thoughts on geopolitics. 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Theo Von is forty-five years old and once told the LSU student newspaper he was opposed to inter-racial dating but yeah let me hear his thoughts on geopolitics. 

And yet he's extremely popular. More significant to this discussion, Theo Von is usually a fairly accurate indication of how American men feel. Israel has never been less popular in the US, and if we get dragged into a forever war because of them, it will be very interesting to see those low numbers tank even more.

16 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Theo Von is forty-five years old and once told the LSU student newspaper he was opposed to inter-racial dating but yeah let me hear his thoughts on geopolitics. 

I honestly thought he was a zoomer until this exact moment.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

No need tomake friends with the Ayatollah’s crowd, as they will eventually be killed off and overthrown. 
Make friends with the opposition who want freedom from their fanatical oppression.

That isn't our interest. We'll just fly Pahlavi back over there and reinstall the monarchy that everyone hated so this whole cycle can just repeat itself. 

Control over energy resources, or falling that, control over those who control it, is the point here.

If you are one of the posters here (and I'm using the Royal You here, not picking on you Armybrat) that is clamoring for war, at least be honest with yourself and the rest of us about why.

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I honestly thought he was a zoomer until this exact moment.

He's got a great skincare routine

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I honestly thought he was a zoomer until this exact moment.

He was on Real World vs. Road Rules when I was in high school and he is dogshit. He may be right or wrong on lone items but for anyone with more than a lone BB rattling around their dome, it’s usually a safe bet to take the opposite of his stance absent Independent knowledge and reasoning. 

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