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1 minute ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

 

 

Evidently the plan is for the Arabs to pay for it

So build a nuke and have the Arabs pay for it? Where have we heard that before?

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    My friend from Nazareth (works as a tour guide and I hang out with her and her family every time I'm there)... digital silence.  Can't get her by phone.  Hasn't posted anything on FB or Insta since Th

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    I love watching liberals lose their shit when shit that is better for the world happens.

  • I'm continually amazed at the ability of Americans to pick a side in this ongoing fiasco. I know people who are very pro-Israel and others who are very pro-Palestine. All I see is two bad gu

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

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Damn, Jimmy Page looking old.  Didn’t have him in my deadpool.  

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23 minutes ago, royiv said:

So build a nuke and have the Arabs pay for it? Where have we heard that before?

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2 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Where am I wrong?

58 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Every time you open your mouth.


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30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Geert Wilders.  Calling anyone else on earth a dickhead.  This simulation is good for a chuckle now and then, at least.

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That's what Barron would look like if Donald was actually his dad.

I’ve seen better takes at Bass Pro Shops.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

So build a nuke and have the Arabs pay for it? Where have we heard that before?

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

They need to feed the characters of the Surly Horns Cloak Room into that AI.

How do you know they aren’t already? They make the same posts every time. 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

They need to feed the characters of the Surly Horns Cloak Room into that AI.

 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

By the law of Republican bullshittery, we have to say it's giving Iran $30bn.  No nuance

Donald J. Trump wants to give Iran $30 billion

...and charge them only 50%.

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Oklahoma

No man. Lotsa Irish lasses in the Okie region

6 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I’m sure this is crippling. So no Guinness, butter, Jameson, leprechauns, or pots of gold. 
 

I give Ireland 30 days and they cave. 
 

CHIEF

Cave to what? Lmao

The Irish fucking despise how Israel treats Palestinians and that should make a whole lot of sense to you if you think about it real hard.

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

Yes, I'm sure. If I'm wrong, I'll readily admit so.

Since you question those statements, your job is to find a single post from any poster on this site, who has expressed either opinion that 1) denies or disputes "severe damage" to the site, or 2) is happy that Iran might still retain the capacity to make a nuclear weapon. That's how this works. You cannot just say shit without proof.

I doubt you'll bother to even look, though. If you haven't provided evidence for your claim when I come back to this thread later this evening, I will immediately put you on ignore.

 

@Rex Kramer I dunno what to tell you, dude.

Over the last three years, I've tried multiple times in this thread and several others to discuss various topics with you. I've tried to remain civil over the last three years up until the last couple of weeks after finally getting completely fed up with your bloviating bullshit when you barge into a thread and just fuck it up by making shit up, issue personal insults, call people names, and accuse people of heinous shit, like being a pedo or an antisemite. 

I get the feeling by the way you behave on these boards that in real life, you're used to always getting your way by acting like a bully and shoving people around because of your position, status, or even physical size. But here, you just lose your shit when people push back when you're acting like an empty-suited, know-nothing blowhard.

You're probably pretty smart, but it shows that you're a lazy and entitled bitch because you absolutely refuse to ever do the work to back up any of your shit. I'm sure at work, you're a real joy to be around, barking orders at some underling to make you a spreadsheet or something while threatening to fire them if they can't get it done in 15 minutes or blame them when you make a stupid fucking decision.

And, true to form, you exposed your ass twice in a single afternoon, refusing both times to back up some stupid accusation that you've made, yet again.

So fuck off and good riddance.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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I thought we had a no doxxing policy here.

I don't understand why you assholes engage him.  He's the poster child for Dunning-Kruger.   Put him on ignore and you'll like this place better, until someone quotes him.  

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I don't understand why you assholes engage him.  He's the poster child for Dunning-Kruger.   Put him on ignore and you'll like this place better, until someone quotes him.  

Who, asshole? This could literally be anybody but me

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Who, asshole? This could literally be anybody but me

Then you, if you can't figure this one out.  

 

36 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I’m sure this is crippling. So no Guinness, butter, Jameson, leprechauns, or pots of gold. 
 

I give Ireland 30 days and they cave. 
 

CHIEF

Yeah, of course, Ireland probably doesn't have a lot of trade with Israel. Other than what you've listed, maybe some tech stuff due to them being the old "Celtic Tiger." But, here's the deal, it's not just Ireland that's getting fed up. Anger with Israel's actions against the Palestinians is growing in the ranks of EU member states, with the Prime Minister of Spain calling for the end of the association agreement the EU has with Israel. It hasn't happened yet, but we can only guess at what the tipping point will be.

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2025/06/27/eu-leaders-leave-israel-partnership-on-shelf-despite-pressure-to-act

Look, I'm a supporter of Israel, believing that they have a right to exist and to defend themselves, but they don't have a right to continue to flout international law and commit war crimes. I'm also on record as saying that they're pushing their luck, as they're quickly losing any claim to the moral high ground and are losing support across the globe due to their conduct. We're seeing it here in the US among young people who will be tomorrow's leaders and decision-makers. In Europe, they're probably a generation ahead of us and are reaching a tipping point in opposition.

I don't want them to lose our or Europe's support, but the path that Netanyahu is leading them down will eventually lead them to having very few friends in the West unless they give up their dreams of ethnically cleansing Gaza and the West Bank for some Greater Israel.

20 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

@Rex Kramer I dunno what to tell you, dude.

Over the last three years, I've tried multiple times in this thread and several others to discuss various topics with you. I've tried to remain civil over the last three years up until the last couple of weeks after finally getting completely fed up with your bloviating bullshit when you barge into a thread and just fuck it up by making shit up, issue personal insults, call people names, and accuse people of heinous shit, like being a pedo or an antisemite. 

I get the feeling by the way you behave on these boards that in real life, you're used to always getting your way by acting like a bully and shoving people around because of your position, status, or even physical size. But here, you just lose your shit when people push back when you're acting like an empty-suited, know-nothing blowhard.

You're probably pretty smart, but it shows that you're a lazy and entitled bitch because you absolutely refuse to ever do the work to back up any of your shit. I'm sure at work, you're a real joy to be around, barking orders at some underling to make you a spreadsheet or something while threatening to fire them if they can't get it done in 15 minutes or blame them when you make a stupid fucking decision.

And, true to form, you exposed your ass twice in a single afternoon, refusing both times to back up some stupid accusation that you've made, yet again.

So fuck off and good riddance.

I think you needn't bother.

49 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Cave to what? Lmao

The Irish fucking despise how Israel treats Palestinians and that should make a whole lot of sense to you if you think about it real hard.

Who are the Irish, mac soith? Fockin’ yank thinks we all think alike.

12 hours ago, sheeeit said:

Not everyone over reacts to the stupid things that Trump tweets. 

Tweeting is Trump's bully pulpit.  It is how he communicates to the American public, to his people.

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Can we move this thread to the gambling forum to take bets on when he comes back?

6 hours ago, Captainant said:

holy shit can we put some bollards around brian and rex goddamn

I think we've established in a previous thread that bollards are effective at preventing things from being run over. Do we really want that?

Sooooo...how long are we going to have to wait until Porter or Dr. Beeper makes a completely coincidental appearance?

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

They need to feed the characters of the Surly Horns Cloak Room into that AI.

Nope, feed the recruiting board to it.

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14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Can we move this thread to the gambling forum to take bets on when he comes back?

Well, he isn't gone. He is just negging everyone. What a little cunt he is.

23 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You and your band of weirdo gypsies have infected most parts of Surly, and you’re insufferable. This’ll be my last post in here. The islamists have taken over this like Paris. Die.  

Can we finally ban this openly racist piece of shit and move on now that he's stopped [badly] trying to hide it?

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Can we move this thread to the gambling forum to take bets on when he comes back?

Rex, chainsaw and Fantana need their own board. They are time sucks on all this. 

16 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Sooooo...how long are we going to have to wait until Porter or Dr. Beeper makes a completely coincidental appearance?

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15 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Can we finally ban this openly racist piece of shit and move on now that he's stopped [badly] trying to hide it?

Should I not have said that about the gyppos then?  Or the pikeys?

1 minute ago, royiv said:

I think Rex is in his cups tonight.

I hope some day he appreciates the irony of doubling down on using a classic racial/ethnic slur as a pejorative to describe people who refuse to share his incendiary, racist views on Arabs/Muslims.

It is depressing how some people just cannot help themselves but view Middle Eastern cultures and peoples in the most negatively polarized, uncharitable way possible in any given situation, but that's how we are conditioned in the Western world, sadly.

45 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

The islamists have taken over this like Paris.

Wait are you comparing "islamists" (whatever that is lol) posting on a message board to the nazi occupation of Paris? 

This is an all-time meltdown

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Wait are you comparing "islamists" (whatever that is lol) posting on a message board to the nazi occupation of Paris? 

This is an all-time meltdown

Think he's more likely referring to all the dumb shit Marine Le Pen has said about Islamic "invaders" or whatever the fuck in Paris. Either one is incredibly dumb.

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I’m in my cups tonight so I changed my avatar.  Sorry Slava Ukraine.  Time for some sweet action with furniture.

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I’m in my cups tonight so I changed my avatar.  Sorry Slava Ukraine.  Time for some sweet action with furniture.

Hide yo couches, hide yo chesterfields.

7 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I’m in my cups tonight so I changed my avatar.  Sorry Slava Ukraine.  Time for some sweet action with furniture.

Thank you! 

25 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Wait are you comparing "islamists" (whatever that is lol) posting on a message board to the nazi occupation of Paris? 

This is an all-time meltdown

The best part of it is him hanging around and negging everybody after he said he's done. 

What a gigantic pussy.  

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Can we finally ban this openly racist piece of shit and move on now that he's stopped [badly] trying to hide it?

After seeing your reply to him, and against my better judgment, I thought about it and decided to view his response just in case his order to "die" was directed at me, and I see that it was. Interesting.

I went ahead and took a screenshot of that command from Rex to "die" on the off-chance y'all find that I've suddenly stopped posting one day. As we've recently seen, bigots are really feeling their oats these days and are all in on the old ultraviolence.

So, I've got a simple request for someone to download it on their hard drive for me. Please and thanks in advance. But, then again, we're also seeing that hateful racists, such as "War Crimes Rex," do have the backing of what passes for law enforcement.

Eh, whatchagunnado.

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