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    My friend from Nazareth (works as a tour guide and I hang out with her and her family every time I'm there)... digital silence.  Can't get her by phone.  Hasn't posted anything on FB or Insta since Th

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    I love watching liberals lose their shit when shit that is better for the world happens.

  • I'm continually amazed at the ability of Americans to pick a side in this ongoing fiasco. I know people who are very pro-Israel and others who are very pro-Palestine. All I see is two bad gu

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, state department warnings be damned, I'm not going to stop visiting New Orleans.  My family's roots run deep there, and I can't quit the deliciousness or the libertine vibe.  So sue me.

 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

yeah, but see, the Surly would organize our own rescue group to go and get you. We need our Ledge boss. 

Take cover in Galatoire's.  I'll be there Friday around noon to rescue you!

2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

And that didn’t go so well.  I do not envy the Israelis if/when they move troops into Gaza.  

The NVA could at least hightail it to Laos and Cambodia. Hamas is trapped like a rat. 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yep, certain places. Agree. Dad has told stories of having to go rescue missionary groups in Vietnam because the lord would protect them, until the NVA said nah..

Ummm, I think that story line was one of the Rambo movies.

51 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

Motherfucker... You beat me to it.

34 minutes ago, troph said:

my evangelical days I was in a church closely aligned with the church in waco where those "missionaries" that were kidnapped in Afghanistan were from. nut jobs man, fucking whackos. yes I realize that might  ake me a whacko but moose out front shoulda already confirmed that for all of you.

Oh yeah Antioch. One time I took a special lady friend to the zoo and one of those whackos was trying to convert the patrons at the elephant exhibit until she was asked to leave. It didn't look like she was having a successful crusade against the Sunday morning zoo patrons from hell. 

 

At Baylor some dude asked me if I knew Jesus after class and of course the standard answer is "oh yeah man" with a default local Baptist church to mention as my home church in case they asked where I went. I told him I went there and he said, "you really ought to go to Antioch if you value your soul." They're really a special breed and when I mentioned to him that their preacher didn't go to any seminary it really pissed him off.

 

You know reading their thoughts on marriage, it does sound like the wife and I should switch over to there.

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Marriage is the uniting of one man and one woman in covenant commitment for a lifetime.  The husband and wife are of equal worth before God, since both are created in God’s image. A husband is to love his wife as Christ loved the church. He has the God-given responsibility to provide for, to protect and to lead his family. A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ. She, being in the image of God as is her husband and thus equal to him, has the God-given responsibility to respect her husband and to serve as his companion in managing the household and nurturing the next generation. Children, from the moment of conception, are a blessing and heritage from the Lord. Parents are to demonstrate to their children God’s pattern for marriage.

 

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17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Ummm, I think that story line was one of the Rambo movies.

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One thing that should be kept in mind from the air strike that wasn’t. The same Palestinian health authorities, which announced that 500 people died at the hospital, are the same folks that release the overall death and injury tolls within Gaza for the conflict. 

31 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

You know reading their thoughts on marriage, it does sound like the wife and I should switch over to there.

 

That line of thinking may be found in any old Southern Baptist church of your choosing.  Good luck and godspeed. 

11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

One thing that should be kept in mind from the air strike that wasn’t. The same Palestinian health authorities, which announced that 500 people died at the hospital, are the same folks that release the overall death and injury tolls within Gaza for the conflict. 

Are you implying that Israel hasn't killed $Texas Palestinian civilians so far? 

1 hour ago, troph said:

my evangelical days I was in a church closely aligned with the church in waco where those "missionaries" that were kidnapped in Afghanistan were from. nut jobs man, fucking whackos. yes I realize that might  ake me a whacko but moose out front shoulda already confirmed that for all of you.

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2 minutes ago, Viper said:

Are you implying that Israel hasn't killed $Texas Palestinian civilians so far? 

Oh, there’s no doubt that Israeli military action has killed Palestinian civilians. Just that we are in no way able to have confidence in statements and claims from that office. 

Let me bring up a reasonable assessment I saw elsewhere that feels correct. 
 

Our version of July Crisis. 
 

The USA (Germany) is giving Israel (Austria) the blank check to invade Gaza (Serbia). 
 

Awesome!

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Ummm, I think that story line was one of the Rambo movies.

Well, if you want to ask the Colonel about that I can arrange it. 

21 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well, if you want to ask the Colonel about that I can arrange it. 

 

That sounds like a problem for me. Does he like smartasses?

58 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

Let me bring up a reasonable assessment I saw elsewhere that feels correct. 
 

Our version of July Crisis. 
 

The USA (Germany) is giving Israel (Austria) the blank check to invade Gaza (Serbia). 
 

Awesome!

If we're reaching back 100 years for history, the Russian Tsar (Putin) should remember what happened to the last Tsar and his family (fucking dead) when he FAFO. 

Bunch of cocksucker protesters with Palestine flags near my house in Houston at Israeli consulate.  Cops are everywhere.  59 and Weslayan.  

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well, if you want to ask the Colonel about that I can arrange it. 

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28 minutes ago, troph said:

Media reports it as fact. 

I preface by saying that I’m a dinosaur media fan. Really, they’re good.

There is a blind spot and it’s this- they value impartiality over not being manipulated. Every fucking time. It’s an institutional bias.

I called them out for this in the Ukraine thread, before the full invasion. They’d be quoting Lavrov or some shit andhedging by noting “ Lavrov said” and no context that Lavrov lies all the fucking time and was on his third different version of whatever he was lying about at the moment.

So they’ll continue to hedge by noting “Palestinian health authorities claim” and no context that the authorities answer to a terrorist movement. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

That sounds like a problem for me. Does he like smartasses?

yeah, he does. taught me all I know about that subject! 

 

2 hours ago, Viper said:

Are you implying that Israel hasn't killed $Texas Palestinian civilians so far? 

Has Adrian Peterson declare jihad on behalf of Palestine yet?

56 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

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Odd.  They look mostly to be whites and mexicans

I didn’t get the best look at those on Richmond where I took picture as I was more focused on snapping a few photos. But closer to 59 there were plenty of Arabs.  

16 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

Odd.  They look mostly to be whites and mexicans

How can you tell they're from Mexico?

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

How can you tell they're from Mexico?

They were selling tamales from their trunk?

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18 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

They were selling tamales from their trunk?

what was that address again? 

28 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

what was that address again? 

Hospital parking lot

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Bunch of … protesters with Palestine flags … in Houston at Israeli consulate.  Cops are everywhere.  59 and Weslayan.  

They were chanting “We don’t want two States; we want ‘48!”

Translation: One Palestine (without Jews), from the river to the sea. 

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

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You sure that crowd isn’t for the Cinnabon? Maybe there’s a sale. Who doesn’t love Cinnabon?

When you think about all of this, the centuries long violence between these peoples over such small areas of 'holy' land.  It's the fault of Yahweh/God/Allah.  He puts 'em a little paper bag and just lets 'em rip.  "Here's the known world, this area of the Middle East, much of Europe, a bit of SW Asia, and Northern Africa.  That's all there is, here's the list of people I've already killed, do as I say or I'll kill you too, in the meantime-feel free to duke it out amongst one another based on vague interpretations I may or may not have said/written centuries/millennia ago.  

All he had to do was say, "Cut it out.  I was just fucking with you.  There's plenty of land and I'll just make it 'Holy' by saying it's 'Holy.'  Here's the rest of Africa, Northern Europe, 3/4 of Asia you didn't know about, Oceania-Australia, and oh yeah-two continents on the other side of the world each way bigger than the 'known' world I've led you to believe was all there was...North & South America."

This isn't a holy war over land between divergent peoples.  It's some folks who've been stuck with a really shitty real estate agent for 2000 years.  And they're taking out their frustration on one another.  God lied to them.

How can you tell they're from Mexico?

They were flipping off the Guatemalans?
21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This isn't a holy war over land between divergent peoples.  It's some folks who've been stuck with a really shitty real estate agent for 2000 years.  And they're taking out their frustration on one another.  God lied to them.

Wrong.

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4 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

Has Adrian Peterson declare jihad on behalf of Palestine yet?

i just spent a week on the Palestine front. all was calm lol.

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

i just spent a week on the Palestine front. all was calm lol.

Just wait until the Boys of Fall show up

Hamas had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear. 

Does blood or Ozempic now run through Joy Reid's veins

54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we stick to news vs. how many like WSJ vs. TMZ? 

Legacy news media talk not going away.

Ok so I stopped following the blow by blow, just saw on cnn at work that Israeli Defense Minister says they'll “see Gaza from the inside soon”. 

What would be the stated goal of an incursion into Gaza? I ask because I fear this will be extremely bloody and I’m curious what specifically they intend to achieve?

I think they are going to clear the tunnels and take the weaponry out. 

2 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Ok so I stopped following the blow by blow, just saw on cnn at work that Israeli Defense Minister says they'll “see Gaza from the inside soon”. 

What would be the stated goal of an incursion into Gaza? I ask because I fear this will be extremely bloody and I’m curious what specifically they intend to achieve?

1) There are a whole lot of hostages that Hamas is holding in Gaza

2) There are a lot of Hamas who need to be eliminated

3) There are a whole lot of weapons that need to be removed

4) There are a whole lot of tunnels that need to be backfilled

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