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Hell yeah Abreu got tossed. Get out of the game, cunt. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I know you're irredeemably stupid, but even you can't think that was intentional in a fucking ALCS game, can you?

You can’t be stupid enough to think that wasn’t intentional, right? 

Yeah, you can go take a shower, too, Roid Rage.  Fucking idiot.

I know you're irredeemably stupid, but even you can't think that was intentional in a fucking ALCS game, can you?
Lmao. The next at bat, right after pimping a 3 run HR, he gets drilled inside. Yeah, total coincidence. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Dusty is a perfect leader for the Stros. Acting like a petulant child refusing to leave the game. 

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It's like some of you have never watched baseball before.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
I know you're irredeemably stupid, but even you can't think that was intentional in a fucking ALCS game, can you?

Lmao. The next at bat, right after pimping a 3 run HR, he gets drilled inside. Yeah, total coincidence. Jesus fucking Christ.

So, you think they're just punting this 2-run game, the most important game of the season, instead of settling it next spring training, the way it's been done for a hundred and fifty years?

Sure.  I mean, yeah, no one's ever been hit by a first pitch fastball that wasn't on purpose.

Good god, man.

And LOL at Tom Verducci explaining to you dipshits exactly what I just said.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, you think they're just punting this 2-run game, the most important game of the season, instead of settling it next spring training, the way it's been done for a hundred and fifty years?

Sure.  I mean, yeah, no one's ever been hit by a first pitch fastball that wasn't on purpose.

Good god, man.

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

And LOL at Tom Verducci explaining to you dipshits exactly what I just said.

Abreu did it precisely because he thought no one would think he did it on purpose in that situation. Umpires aren’t as dumb as you and Tom Verducci fortunately. 

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I’m not a fan of either team but if I were a Rangers fan, I would have a bad feeling about the top of the 9th.

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

why does adolis get tossed? 

Because Houston cries 

I've tried to give the Yankees fan on here benefit of doubt sometimes. The whole shtick about hating astros cause of making alcs 7 times. Reeks of hypocrisy. Bet he never complained about yankees of the late 90s. Or when they were outspending teams. There isn't a fan of any team in mlb who wouldn't trade anything to have the sustainable success the Astros have had.

The Rangers have more players who don’t look like baseball players than any team in the league. 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

The Rangers have more players who don’t look like baseball players than any team in the league. 

Care to explain this?

I’m not a fan of either team but if I were a Rangers fan, I would have a bad feeling about the top of the 9th.

Closer just looked so nervous. Plus Altuve. No surprise
6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Care to explain this?

Jankowski, Heim, Dunning, Gray, etc are just unusual looking guys. Long hair, etc

Championship teams make plays. This probably broke the Rangers. 4-2 after Sunday.

That was one of the best baseball games I've seen

39 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hell yeah Abreu got tossed. Get out of the game, cunt. 

You can’t be stupid enough to think that wasn’t intentional, right? 

You think it was up 4-2? Lmao. How does our ass taste you gutter rat shit heel.

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6 minutes ago, Smax said:

That was one of the best baseball games I've seen

You haven’t seen a lot of baseball games then. 

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Lofl Helo, thanks for the assist.

He’s more of an MVP for us than Will Smith 

39 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

why does adolis get tossed? 

Because he's a fucking hothead and ripped into Maldy immediately, as if Maldonado threw it.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You haven’t seen a lot of baseball games then. 

You are one dumb motherfucker.

Edited by PenelopeWitherspoon

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28 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

I've tried to give the Yankees fan on here benefit of doubt sometimes. The whole shtick about hating astros cause of making alcs 7 times. Reeks of hypocrisy. Bet he never complained about yankees of the late 90s. Or when they were outspending teams. There isn't a fan of any team in mlb who wouldn't trade anything to have the sustainable success the Astros have had.

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

What a comeback!!! Speaking of that Austin High just took their first lead vs Westlake in history. 7-0 (super early 1Q). Westlake going to crush AHS but it’s fun. 

Just now, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

"Bandwagon," he says with a straight face.

I was in the Astrodome for Game 1 in 1986 when Scotty outdueled Doc Gooden.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

Whine and complain? You’re following an unsuccessful team around whining and complaining. Do you ever read what you type out before you hit post? You’re the biggest fucking idiot on here. And we’re so unsuccessful we’ve repeatedly beat your irrelevant Yankees. Go watch your 1990’s vhs tapes and reminisce. Puto.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

You are the definition of a bandwagon fan, numbnuts.  Come back when you have legit ties to New York or the Yankees.

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 
Oh my, the hypocrisy with this one
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5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are the definition of a bandwagon fan, numbnuts.  Come back when you have legit ties to New York or the Yankees.

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

Helo just guaranteed us 3 more division titles.

Keep talking, slapnuts!!

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

A fan of a team of shit predicts the same for another fanbase who has a completely different composition.

 

How fucking cute...

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

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It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 
2 titles in 7 years. Making alcs in 7 straight years. Gtfo with the cheating crap. So many facts, player statements showing alot of teams did it. If you want to take away 17 title then you have to remove yankees titles from 90s due to ped usage. Also 2009 title. Then remove all titles before segregation. Are there astros bandwagon fans yes. But every team has them.
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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

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35 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

I'm sorry this is happening to you.

8 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I'm sorry this is happening to you.

It's not your fault.

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

Eric Yielding, Joe Niekro and Señor Smoke say 🖕 to your weak sauce example.  2017 helped us get rid of most of the bandwagon fans.  Those of us who've been around forever didn't turn our back on the team.

Bandwagon.  LOL

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Bandwagon? Nah, it was the Sbarro pizza all along y'all.

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