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On 10/19/2023 at 11:45 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

starts thread because he doesn't like the hate in the other thread, then proceeds to hate on the Astros.

 

You just need to appreciate the greatness of the Help jinx except that he likes the Longhorns....... FUCK!!!!!?

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I had Via 313 and woke up the next day rooting for the Lions.

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34 minutes ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

 

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32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Helo just guaranteed us 3 more division titles.

Keep talking, slapnuts!!

Make him a sooner fan goddamnit!

51 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything

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4 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I had Via 313 and woke up the next day rooting for the Lions.

Hard to argue… they’re really tasty.  

5 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I had Via 313 and woke up the next day rooting for the Lions.

This hits close to home as I had Via313 tonight. 

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

This hits close to home as I had Via313 tonight. 

Loui's Pizza on 9 Mile & Dequindre will make you think via 313 sucks haha

Thank god I am not a Yankees fan. It would be the worst to watch this team consistently win in October while your team sits at home year after year. 

Just now, Pimphand said:

Loui's Pizza on 9 Mile & Dequindre will make you think via 313 sucks haha

Ship me one as at least until next year’s Texas/Michigan game I doubt I’m headed that way. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

It’s not the “success” (wow one legit title in 7 years, so successful). It’s the bandwagon know-nothing insufferable fanbase. It’s the cheating. It’s the pussy bitch players that whine and complain about everything. 

Bruh, how can a Texan Yankees fan talk to anyone about being a "bandwagon" fan? I'm surprised you're not swinging from Bama's to Georgia's nuts right now since they've been the dominant cfb teams the last 10 years. 

 

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Multiple spelling/autocorrect errors... I'm a little tipsy

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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Ship me one as at least until next year’s Texas/Michigan game I doubt I’m headed that way. 

Damn man Texas @ Michigan is must attend football. Hope you do get to head that way. I will be posting lots of 313 ideas for the heathens. 

14 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I had Via 313 and woke up the next day rooting for the Lions.

Better than eating Sbarro and waking up Helo

Bruh, how can a Texan Yankees fan talk to anyone about being a "bandwagon" fan? I'm surprised you're not swinging from Bama's to Georgia's nuts right now since they've been the dominant cfb teams the last 10 years. 
 
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Multiple spelling/autocorrect errors... I'm a little tipsy

You should see his Duke basketball jersey.

Have to tip my hat where it is due. That was by far his best troll post. 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Because he's a fucking hothead and ripped into Maldy immediately, as if Maldonado threw it.

Exactly. He' s a bitch ass pussy scared to rush the mound. Who talks shit to the catcher?

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 

 

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When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.
I’ve always had family in Houston and have been to countless astro games sadly. I remember going to games in the early 2010s where there’d be about 1,000 people total in the stands. Gloat all you want now, those days are coming back for a long time starting in a couple years. And you know it’s true. 
Bandwagoner

I think both Ranger and Astro fans can agree we want Helo to become RGV's most diehard Sooner fan ever.....

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

Abreu did it precisely because he thought no one would think he did it on purpose in that situation. Umpires aren’t as dumb as you and Tom Verducci fortunately. 

Luckily for us, nobody is as dumb as you. 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

Abreu did it precisely because he thought no one would think he did it on purpose in that situation. 

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According to helo, since I’m down to fuck up some tacos and tortas I’m Mexican. Badass. 

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

You haven’t seen a lot of baseball games then. 

LOL You're a real life Costanza, everything you say or do, the opposite is true or the correct choice.

you fucking moron

2 hours ago, mycox said:

Exactly. He' s a bitch ass pussy scared to rush the mound. Who talks shit to the catcher?

Maldy can't hit.  Even Adolis knows...

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

You just need to appreciate the greatness of the Help jinx except that he likes the Longhorns....... FUCK!!!!!?

Yeah I said it before the series started, and I'll say it again ... I almost feel sorry for Rangers fans having to have him on their side. Almost.

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

When I was a young kid NY style pizza was my favorite type of pizza before I even knew what baseball or the Yankees were. If that wasn’t a sign of destiny I don’t know what is.

 

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

Abreu did it precisely because he thought no one would think he did it on purpose in that situation. Umpires aren’t as dumb as you and Tom Verducci fortunately. 

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Anyone thinking we hit a batter on purpose in that situation is a schmuck. Competitors want to win, all this other bullshit comes second to winning. Can’t put men on with no outs trailing by two in a tied playoff series with the World Series on the line, doesn’t get simpler than this.

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I know he did not hit him on purpose.  Does not really matter.  If that roided up jagoff had just taken his base, the Rangers win.

9 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

16 missed calls? Damn, I bet he woke up to a bunch of texts from some guy named Brett Yormark asking him if he wants a job officiating Big 12 baseball games in 2024

It felt like the missed calls were pretty even.  But yeah, that guy was awful as was the guy the night before.

11 hours ago, DaysOff said:


You should see his Duke basketball jersey.

I feel he's more of a Gonzaga type guy.  A team that consistently has great regular seasons but always chokes in the playoffs.  That sums up his type of team to a tee.

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

Holy shit the umpires are trying to gift houston a WS trip

 

41 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

But I was told the Umps were trying to gift the game to Houston???

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Not surprised no one in here was smart enough to get it. I don’t literally mean I liked ny style pizza so I rooted for the Yankees. It’s just an example of how I’ve always had an affinity and connnection for nyc and it’s culture my whole life. I’ve visited several times and loved it. 

Also last I checked this is a free country and I can support any team I want to without a need to justify it to anyone. So go pound sand. Enjoy winning what will be the least watched WS of all time, I’ve got better things to do. 

14 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Jankowski, Heim, Dunning, Gray, etc are just unusual looking guys. Long hair, etc

what are you talking about, you don't remember his old baseball card?

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Lmao. Like the Astros and rangers having the most viewed alcs in like 7 years? Yeah no one cares. This obsession with a unsuccessful team no one cares about continues as you post constantly to let us know you don’t care about cheaters and you don’t care with the rest of the country about this series or the WS. As you post multiple times daily. I literally don’t care about multiple teams in MLB and I don’t care so much about them I don’t post about them or even think about what they do or don’t do. Astros live rent free in your head or you wouldn’t post at all about what they do. 
 

Im sure you have a ton to do and a ton going on. It shows. 

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not surprised no one in here was smart enough to get it. 

Bro you’re totally right. No one here is on your level. Stop wasting your immense intelligence on the likes of us and go find likewise geniuses!! Log off and don’t come back and share your gift with the world, for the sake of humanity!! #hero

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39 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not surprised no one in here was smart enough to get it. I don’t literally mean I liked ny style pizza so I rooted for the Yankees. It’s just an example of how I’ve always had an affinity and connnection for nyc and it’s culture my whole life. I’ve visited several times and loved it. 

Also last I checked this is a free country and I can support any team I want to without a need to justify it to anyone. So go pound sand. Enjoy winning what will be the least watched WS of all time, I’ve got better things to do. 

Each justification post gets progressively. Better. Keep at it... 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

16 missed calls? Damn, I bet he woke up to a bunch of texts from some guy named Brett Yormark asking him if he wants a job officiating Big 12 baseball games in 2024

more like:

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45 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s just an example of how I’ve always had an affinity and connnection for nyc and it’s culture my whole life. I’ve visited several times and loved it. 

When you visit NYC, do you take one of the illegal immigrant buses from RGV?

22 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

When you visit NYC, do you take one of the illegal immigrant buses from RGV?

lol, wwww, come on… no need for that. 

Congrats to your 2023 Nielsen Ratings champions the New York Yankees. 

I don’t know about you guys but I personally judge my favorite teams performance and successes based on how many people watch them. Who gives a shit about wins and losses anyways.

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

helo saying he's a Yankee fan because "pizza" is the funniest shit on this site since @NowThis.

some epic responses too. looking at you @DaysOff and @formermav43

I'm dead.


I think he clarified that how simpatico he felt while watching ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ reruns and in clandestine viewings of ‘Taxi Driver’ on HBO as a kid has pretty much earned him naturalized New Yorker status. Who are we to argue such logic?

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Not surprised no one in here was smart enough to get it. I don’t literally mean I liked ny style pizza so I rooted for the Yankees. It’s just an example of how I’ve always had an affinity and connnection for nyc and it’s culture my whole life. I’ve visited several times and loved it. 

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

helo saying he's a Yankee fan because "pizza" is the funniest shit on this site since @NowThis.

some epic responses too. looking at you @DaysOff and @formermav43

I'm dead.

 

Someone in the media needs to ask MLB why 2 umps that bad are calling an LCS series.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Someone in the media needs to ask MLB why 2 umps that bad are calling an LCS series.

Yep. Hudson  had a worse score last night than Eddings on Thursday. 
 

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