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Abreu suspended for 2 games, but ole hot head evidently did NOT go after Maldy or bump the HPU.  Leclerc did NOT throw at Dubon.  Nope.

Should have suspended Garcia and Abreu both for 1 game if any.

Add the decision to one more thing where it just goes, "Fuck the Astros.  They are blowing everyone's doors off anyway." Other team needs a little tush push  from MLB, and Manfred makes sure they get it.

Newsflash:  It won't matter.    LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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9 minutes ago, slorch said:

Abreu suspended for 2 games, but ole hot head evidently did NOT go after Maldy or bump the HPU.  Leclerc did NOT throw at Dubon.  Nope.

Should have suspended Garcia and Abreu both for 1 game if any.

Add the decision to one more thing where it just goes, "Fuck the Astros.  They are blowing everyone's doors off anyway." Other team needs a little tush from MLB  push, and Manfred makes sure they get it.

Newsflash:  It won't matter.    LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's better for MLB to keep the Astros in the playoffs as long as possible.

Abreu suspended for 2 games, but ole hot head evidently did NOT go after Maldy or bump the HPU.  Leclerc did NOT throw at Dubon.  Nope.
Should have suspended Garcia and Abreu both for 1 game if any.
Add the decision to one more thing where it just goes, "Fuck the Astros.  They are blowing everyone's doors off anyway." Other team needs a little tush from MLB  push, and Manfred makes sure they get it.
Newsflash:  It won't matter.    LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s no way they eject Abreu last night if Garcia doesn’t lose his cool.

Suspending a player because another player had a strong reaction is bananas.
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6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


There’s no way they eject Abreu last night if Garcia doesn’t lose his cool.
 

You don’t actually believe that do you? You think the umpires weren’t going to convene regardless in that situation? You don’t think Bochy comes out and argues even if García just goes to first? 

You don’t actually believe that do you? You think the umpires weren’t going to convene regardless in that situation? You don’t think Bochy comes out and argues even if García just goes to first? 

There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind.

I know you’re new to baseball, so I won’t hold this wrong opinion against you.
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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind.

I know you’re new to baseball, so I won’t hold this wrong opinion against you.

You’re delusional then. 

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You don’t actually believe that do you? You think the umpires weren’t going to convene regardless in that situation? You don’t think Bochy comes out and argues even if García just goes to first? 

Christ man take the loss. I bet Bochy would be begging Garcia not to be a dipshit if he could so it all over.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re delusional then. 

Well, Leclerk intentionally threw at Dubon and ump didn’t do shit.

24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


There’s no way they eject Abreu last night if Garcia doesn’t lose his cool.

Suspending a player because another player had a strong reaction is bananas.

Throwing him out in the first player is a joke.  Soft as dog shit.

LCS tied 2-2. 8th inning of a 2 run game and runner on 1st. On what planet do you intentionally hit a batter?  

30 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re delusional then. 

What if he had special umpire pizza that gave him that insight?

LCS tied 2-2. 8th inning of a 2 run game and runner on 1st. On what planet do you intentionally hit a batter?  

The delusional bandwagon RGV Yankee planet.
4 hours ago, DaysOff said:


The delusional bandwagon RGV Yankee planet.

I love this delusion. When has a team ever in HISTORY threw at a batter in a tied LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES, losing in the bottom of the 8th inning, by multiple scores, to then intentionally hit someone with a runner on because they hit a homer earlier in the game? Do you understand how stupid that sounds? Like I know Rangers fans have never felt the bliss of winning it all but come on. You guys are being delusional if you think that pitch was intentional. There was zero reason to hit him in that at bat. 

7 hours ago, Helobious said:

You’re delusional then. 

 

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Put dipshit on ignore and your surly horns experience will vastly improve. 
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Nah, he actually has good insight on high school football in the valley. It’s just that his baseball acumen is shit.

Is baseball rigged similar to football where refs can dictate the game? 

14 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

With all due respect…
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Look at me; I don’t have a gambling problem..

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I thought he caught that ball. Announcer nailed it - shoulda moved to the fence faster, then jump straight up. Woulda caught it.

See y'all on Monday....

Bochy has done Baker some solids but the gap is still so fucking vast Baker is asleep at the wheel running this anus AIDS lineup out there and leaving Valdez in to bleed out.

Just hope Mad Max is still on the rehab struggle bus

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That was one of the best “Fuck you” moments in baseball history. Holy shit that was awesome. 

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Smoked that pitch I mean smoked

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lol at all the empty seats now. Bandwagon motherfuckers.

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Every Astros player and every Astros fan thought the series was over after the Altuve homer in game 5. They’re all fucking stunned right now. One more game to play. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Every Astros player and every Astros fan thought the series was over after the Altuve homer in game 5. They’re all fucking stunned right now. One more game to play. 

We went through 2019, genius.

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That was one of the best “Fuck you” moments in baseball history. Holy shit that was awesome. 

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lol at all the empty seats now. Bandwagon motherfuckers.

As much as I hate agreeing with you, half the posters in the Astros thread were saying things like “fuck this team” when they were 3-4 days shy of winning the division in the regular season. Terrible fans.

Tomorrow gonna be fun.
7 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


As much as I hate agreeing with you, half the posters in the Astros thread were saying things like “fuck this team” when they were 3-4 days shy of winning the division in the regular season. Terrible fans.

Tomorrow gonna be fun.

Have you seen what goes on in the Rangers thread?

1 minute ago, BeardIP said:

You are the worst cassandra the sky is falling all year on the Astros thread dude.

But yea the Garcia HR tonight was so sweet. Seeing the Astros fielders frozen looking like test dummies at a New Mexico atom bomb test site was hilarious.

These guys can't win at home! It's hilarious.

With the exception of ztejas, every single fan in the Rangers thread has given on that team multiple times since the all-star break. Hell, I can find a whole bunch of give up posts that started Friday afternoon.

Come on now.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

With the exception of ztejas, every single fan in the Rangers thread has given on that team multiple times since the all-star break.

Blatantly false. 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Blatantly false. 

It's a whole lot. Just like in our thread.

Fans are fickle. Ranger fans are no exception.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

With the exception of ztejas, every single fan in the Rangers thread has given on that team multiple times since the all-star break. Hell, I can find a whole bunch of give up posts that started Friday afternoon.

Come on now.

Incorrect.

I gave up on them multiple times tonight. 

With the exception of ztejas, every single fan in the Rangers thread has given on that team multiple times since the all-star break. Hell, I can find a whole bunch of give up posts that started Friday afternoon.
Come on now.
To be fair, I've still given up on them lol.

Ok not really but a Scherzer start doesn't exactly give me a ton of confidence. I'm just hoping any arm available is ready to go since the next game isn't until Friday night. I'd give Scherzer a very short leash. He had a big bag of nothing in game 3. Astros squared up on him all night. Even all his outs were hard hit.
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, I've still given up on them lol.

Ok not really but a Scherzer start doesn't exactly give me a ton of confidence. I'm just hoping any arm available is ready to go since the next game isn't until Friday night. I'd give Scherzer a very short leash. He had a big bag of nothing in game 3. Astros squared up on him all night. Even all his outs were hard hit.

He actually had his fastball but had no control over his slider.  If he finds his slider tomorrow night, maybe we can get 5 out of him.   

Have you guys seen us at home? Sherzer needs to be decent and we won’t score shit. It’s just like we were in 2019. Is what it is. Crazy part is I feel no confidence to win tonight but confident we could handle Philly being on the road for 4 games. 

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32 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Have you guys seen us at home? Sherzer needs to be decent and we won’t score shit. It’s just like we were in 2019. Is what it is. Crazy part is I feel no confidence to win tonight but confident we could handle Philly being on the road for 4 games. 

I saw also that Javier has never lost when pitching after an Astros loss. Something’s gotta give.

Stolen from Facebook:

Some very interesting coincidences involving tonight’s ALCS game 7. There have been 3 best of 5 or best of 7 postseason series in MLB history that the visiting team has won each game… 2010 ALDS, 2012 NLDS, and the 2019 World Series. All 3 of these series have direct links to this one. The Rangers won the 2010 ALDS by winning games 1 and 2 at Tampa before dropping games 3 and 4 at home and then won game 5 in Tampa.

Dusty Baker managed the 2012 Cincinnati Reds when they won the first two games of the NLDS against San Francisco before losing three straight at home… the LDS was a 2-3 format that season.

Finally of course the Astros lost the 2019 World Series to the Nationals in which the visiting team won all seven games and the starting pitcher for the Washington that night was Max Scherzer who will get the start tonight for the Rangers.

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Totally forgot about this. I have no idea how this was signed off on. Sending the better seed on the road to start the series lmao.

I really think Singleton has earned more playing time.  What position does he play?  First base!  Terrific, Yordan has been looking worn down and he clearly needs a break tonight to re-charge! 

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