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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I really think Singleton has earned more playing time.  What position does he play?  First base!  Terrific, Yordan has been looking worn down and he clearly needs a break tonight to re-charge! 

video of Astros stealing signals(p.6 Crime and Punishment) - Page 28 -  GatewayRedbirds.com

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

So jomboy agrees with @Chuckie Finster’s fucktarded suggestion that García’s reaction is largely what prompted the ejection. Pretty sad to see. 

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So jomboy agrees with @Chuckie Finster’s fucktarded suggestion that García’s reaction is largely what prompted the ejection. Pretty sad to see. 

I've always said jomboy is a gentleman and a scholar whose opinion I greatly respect.

11 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I was actually a little shocked at how many Astro fans thought it was intentional on the Astros thread in the aftermath.

Many of us have embraced the heel turn and play to the part.  It's performative.  

2 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Either way, there will be blood April 5, 2024.

In other words, a plunk and some fake fighting.

Baseball!

In other words, a plunk and some fake fighting.
Baseball!
Hold me back bro!!
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3 runs won’t be close to enough. Stranding two there is gonna fuck the rangers hard. 

If anyone wants to know why we have issues with Dusty Baker, they were on full display for the last inning.

Actually, the last four innings.

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Hard to watch as a Stros fan, but congrats to Ranger fans! And Helo! Haha

3 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Letting France bleed out was amazing. I couldn't believe he was doing it. Left him in at LEAST 4 batters too long.

That was amazing but letting Maldonado hit with runners on in the 4th was beyond amazing.  

I think Dusty's trying to get fired.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

That was amazing but letting Maldonado hit with runners on in the 4th was beyond amazing.  

I think Dusty's trying to get fired.

Imagine not being the Yankees and firing a manager that won a World Series and lost in game 7 of the LCS the next year. Never going to happen. 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

3 runs won’t be close to enough. Stranding two there is gonna fuck the rangers hard. 

You are amazing 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You are amazing 

It ain’t over till it’s over

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Hey dusty put that Diaz guy in. And Astros fans said he’d never do it lol. Morons.

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Holy shit Diaz is 1-13 in the postseason. The way the astro fans talked about him I thought he hit like some combo of Babe Ruth and Tony Gwynn

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

3 runs won’t be close to enough. Stranding two there is gonna fuck the rangers hard. 

Thanks Helo. We'll send the Yankees a post card from the WS. 

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Mom I got the job and I’m going to buy a vomit colored Chevy Trax with my sign on bonus instead of saving it.

Good luck in the World Series, cocksuckers.

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Hey @Huckleberry those “baseball gods” you were convinced we’re on the Astros side sure seem to be in love with Adolis García. What happened? 

Glad I won’t have to look at stupid Bregmans Jason Kidd looking face anymore

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hey @Huckleberry those “baseball gods” you were convinced we’re on the Astros side sure seem to be in love with Adolis García. What happened? 

They didn't like the plunking. It happens. 

Hard to believe.  I thought after 2011 it would never happen again. 

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Just absolutely fucking beautiful. The Astros fraudulent “dynasty” ends with their rivals celebrating the pennant on the Minute Maid field. Great day to be a baseball fan

21 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Hard to believe.  I thought after 2011 it would never happen again. 

That night honestly nearly killed me. The only worse sports moment for me was 2008 Tech tbh.
I’ve been a pussy ass fair weather casual Rangers fan since 2011 after growing up watching them almost every night with my older brother- Rusty Greer, Will Clark salet days.
Fuck it though. I’ll jump on board if there’s room and you guys will have me.
Go win the whole fucking thing! Atonement.

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Just absolutely fucking beautiful. The Astros fraudulent “dynasty” ends with their rivals celebrating the pennant on the Minute Maid field. Great day to be a baseball fan
Is it even a dynasty if you never win back to back? That seems like the minimum. What they did was very impressive but dynasty? Nope.
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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
48 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Just absolutely fucking beautiful. The Astros fraudulent “dynasty” ends with their rivals celebrating the pennant on the Minute Maid field. Great day to be a baseball fan

Is it even a dynasty if you never win back to back? That seems like the minimum. What they did was very impressive but dynasty? Nope.

Yeah 2 titles 5 years apart, one of them illegit, isn’t a dynasty. That’s why I put it in quotes.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 hours ago, Helobious said:
Just absolutely fucking beautiful. The Astros fraudulent “dynasty” ends with their rivals celebrating the pennant on the Minute Maid field. Great day to be a baseball fan

Is it even a dynasty if you never win back to back? That seems like the minimum. What they did was very impressive but dynasty? Nope.

Unlike a fat chick, we aren't seeking your endorsement,  It is the best run you'll witness in your lifetime.

The funny part is how it is over...just because you're talking about it.  Mkay.

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I went to the game and while Im disappointed that we lost, it’s not the same feeling when we used to lose in the playoffs like in the 2000s. When you get to the ALCS or WS, you’re playing good teams. You can’t and won’t win all of these series. Our recent history is 4-3 in the ALCS and 2-2 in the WS.

onto the ‘24 season and let’s chase the Braves’ record of 8 consecutive CS appearances.

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4 hours ago, slorch said:

Unlike a fat chick, we aren't seeking your endorsement,  It is the best run you'll witness in your lifetime.

The funny part is how it is over...just because you're talking about it.  Mkay.

It's not the best run. Braves with 8. Some of us are "old" like that.

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's not the best run. Braves with 8. Some of us are "old" like that.

and 1 WS ring.  Debatable "better" but yeah, in the discussion.

Astros ain't necessarily done though either.  The worst fullseason in that run, and they finished one game from the WS.

Enjoy it while they are 'down.'

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And Yankees are gonna be bad for the foreseeable future. Their team is a financial mess. 

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What a weird series this was. There was some drama but not in game 6 or 7. Game 5 was an all timer.

 

Either way, congrats to the Rangers. Go erase those 2011 demons.

speaking for many jaded Rangers fans...Should we have Nellie come out and throw out the first pitch?  We sure don't want him attempting to catch the first pitch!!!

7 hours ago, JGrayDBU said:

speaking for many jaded Rangers fans...Should we have Nellie come out and throw out the first pitch?  We sure don't want him attempting to catch the first pitch!!!

Opening Day next year….right after we drop the banner 

Nellie is unfairly castigated by our fanbase.  Dumb imo.  Nellie gets the Bill Buckner treatment for something 10 times harder than Buckner while he spent the rest of the postseason Adolis Garciaing everything.  No one pays attention to the fact that the game continued afterward, we put in disaster pitchers, we go up by 2 more runs, we blow that.  Hate how we treat him.  I went to bed furious, as did every other Ranger fan, but not at him.  I was surprised at the narrative forming around him when I read stuff in the morning.

11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Nellie is unfairly castigated by our fanbase.  Dumb imo.  Nellie gets the Bill Buckner treatment for something 10 times harder than Buckner while he spent the rest of the postseason Adolis Garciaing everything.  No one pays attention to the fact that the game continued afterward, we put in disaster pitchers, we go up by 2 more runs, we blow that.  Hate how we treat him.  I went to bed furious, as did every other Ranger fan, but not at him.  I was surprised at the narrative forming around him when I read stuff in the morning.

I don't like Cruz for taking his PED suspension during the year instead of appealing it and taking it the next year.  If he had appealed it and played out the rest of 2013, the Rangers had a good chance of winning the West (they came in 2nd to the A's).  But it was the last year of his contract and he didn't want the suspension looming over his next contract. 

I get why he did it but it stills sucks from a Rangers fan perspective. 

4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Nellie is unfairly castigated by our fanbase.  Dumb imo.  Nellie gets the Bill Buckner treatment for something 10 times harder than Buckner while he spent the rest of the postseason Adolis Garciaing everything.  No one pays attention to the fact that the game continued afterward, we put in disaster pitchers, we go up by 2 more runs, we blow that.  Hate how we treat him.  I went to bed furious, as did every other Ranger fan, but not at him.  I was surprised at the narrative forming around him when I read stuff in the morning.

That was also a bonehead decision by Wash IIRC. He should've used a defensive sub for Nellie in the 9th.

For the 907th time, the ONLY time Nellie was removed for a defensive sub the entire season was game 159 (our final home game) when all the big boys were pulled for an ovation. This narrative that Endy was ready to go in has always been sports radio bullshit. 

Nellie is unfairly castigated by our fanbase.  Dumb imo.  Nellie gets the Bill Buckner treatment for something 10 times harder than Buckner while he spent the rest of the postseason Adolis Garciaing everything.  No one pays attention to the fact that the game continued afterward, we put in disaster pitchers, we go up by 2 more runs, we blow that.  Hate how we treat him.  I went to bed furious, as did every other Ranger fan, but not at him.  I was surprised at the narrative forming around him when I read stuff in the morning.
Absolutely. That was a straight line shot right to the wall. Did he maybe misplay it? Sure. But this wasn't dropping some can of corn pop up. Or as you mentioned, what Buckner did. And we then make it up right after and go up 9-7. But the 10th inning on early ever gets mentioned. Just the Freese play. I don't blame Cruz at all for that series. Wouldn't even be there if it wasn't for him.
3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

Poor guy.  Looks like he has until Feb 18-20 to ice and heal.  

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