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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Snake pitcher choking like a bitch.

Lol, a bitch. Rookie in his what, 18th appearance. Ok.

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I'm not sure why they keep going to Saalfrank with all the walks.  The curve is nasty but at some point you have to stop hoping it's going to be different.

That's going to be hard to dig out of for Philly. 

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Huge job by Ginkel.  If Sneks take care of business the top of the order won't get another shot.

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, a bitch. Rookie in his what, 18th appearance. Ok.

Their manager put him out there, not me.

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What a fucking job by Ginkel.  Sets up 7-8-9 for the Phils last shot.

Jfc Ginkel

That was some top notch pitching by Ginkel.  Phillies were a bit bamboozled.

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Man I wish we had Strom still.

That Ginkel slider is nasty. Thing falls off the face of the earth like a damn 12-6 curve ball. 

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What a fucking loser outing that was. Jesus

He’s only pitched in 18 games so apparently it doesn’t count. 

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Bat died a hero

Don’t want to put anyone on here and give Kyle a chance to be a hero

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Don’t want to put anyone on here and give Kyle a chance to be a hero

I'm hoping it gets to Harper with 2 outs and the bases loaded.

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Jake Cave is no Jon Singleton but I guess we'll see

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Congrats Sneks!!

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Houston and Philly each had two chances to close out at home to set up the first WS rematch since Dodgers-Yankees in 77 and 78 and neither could get it done

This World Series matchup will have the lowest TV ratings in history. 

This World Series matchup will have the lowest TV ratings in history. 
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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Houston and Philly each had two chances to close out at home to set up the first WS rematch since Dodgers-Yankees in 77 and 78 and neither could get it done

Who could imagine that clutch hitting and pitching would be factors in October? 

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This World Series matchup will have the lowest TV ratings in history. 

Who gives a shit I will be watching.

Does Arizona have some kinda spiritually-damaged shitbag attention whore with awkward facial hair and soft lighting that can show up to their home games and curse any chance they have of beating the Rangers?  Someone who only started paying attention to Diamondbacks baseball when it was convenient?  Surely the Grand Canyon State has a gaping hole of a human to fill that void in their fanbase?  

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Does Arizona have some kinda spiritually-damaged shitbag attention whore with awkward facial hair and soft lighting that can show up to their home games and curse any chance they have of beating the Rangers?  Someone who only started paying attention to Diamondbacks baseball when it was convenient?  Surely the Grand Canyon State has a gaping hole of a human to fill that void in their fanbase?  

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Does Arizona have some kinda spiritually-damaged shitbag attention whore with awkward facial hair and soft lighting that can show up to their home games and curse any chance they have of beating the Rangers?  Someone who only started paying attention to Diamondbacks baseball when it was convenient?  Surely the Grand Canyon State has a gaping hole of a human to fill that void in their fanbase?  

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You know this politician giving double-handjob thing has now officially become more ubiquitous than the Arsenio Hall Show's audience whoop-whoop arm swirl thing.  Perhaps we should all do it at baseball games to show how we can "hold two bats" like our heroes.  

Restores my faith that booing Santa Claus is a bad idea and karma is a bitch.

Props to Arizona. They figured out how to pitch us, tons of off speed mostly out of the zone. In a Game 7 our meatheads were chasing all that.

Go Rangers. Lots of folks been waiting since the Arlington Stadium days

Very happy to see the Phillies lose, so that I don’t have to see a World Series with the worst fans of any city in the United States of America. 

Rage Philly fans, rage.  And fuck off.

# 5 seed Texas Rangers (90 wins) and #6 seed Arizona Diamondbacks (84 wins) in the WS.  Are the seedings correct? 

Only Houston, of the 6 division winners, made the CS. 

Is 174 combined wins the lowest in WS history? 

Is playoff expansion a good idea, aside from the money? 

 

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Fuck no it's a terrible idea

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