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3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Alabama may have the worst offense in history. Their offensive line play has really regressed.

You take that back, we just rope a dope and throw bombs.  

 

Tommy Rees is genius.  

You take that back, we just rope a dope and throw bombs.  
 
Tommy Rees is genius.  
If the Jimbobby experiment doesn't work out I think aggy should money whip Rees.
1 minute ago, ousux said:
11 minutes ago, BamaATL said:
You take that back, we just rope a dope and throw bombs.  
 
Tommy Rees is genius.  

If the Jimbobby experiment doesn't work out I think aggy should money whip Rees.

A 20 year $300 million contract ought do it.  

How did they ever call this QB baby cam dude looks like a slow moving jelly roll

I notice stupid shit, but what is the deal with guys not wearing their mouthpieces this season? They just dangle off of their face masks. Every team does it and it’s mostly receivers. Seems like it might be distracting to catch an over the shoulder ball with a mouthpiece flopping around on your face.  

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I notice stupid shit, but what is the deal with guys not wearing their mouthpieces this season? They just dangle off of their face masks. Every team does it and it’s mostly receivers. Seems like it might be distracting to catch an over the shoulder ball with a mouthpiece flopping around on your face.  

I do wish they would enforce that, it's there to protect you, and virtually no one uses them.  

Landon Jackson is a having a game.

Oh My God Omg GIF by HBO

Edited by Mdhorn

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Need Alabama to keep winning..,

Need the rest of the SEC to keep sucking

Apparently our strategy in the 2nd half is to make the game close.  

Wow. Quite an escape. We may get a game here. 

Arky trying to make this a game. Bama leads 24-21.

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

How did he not get him down?

smaller guy trying to tackle a big guy up high, not a great mix.  Jefferson is a hoss.  

Piggie getting orgasmic

bammer fucking around 

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

How did he not get him down?

Also where’s the help he was getting spun down for 3 seconds

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lol, Bama fans starting to sweat

As are Texas fans. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

As are Texas fans. 

Nah, I’m up for seeing Bama lose anytime. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Nah, I’m up for seeing Bama lose anytime. 

I get that, and for all the bluster, I really don't think it matters.  If Texas takes care of it's business the rest of the way, the strength of the win against us, one way or the other won't matter all that much.  

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Nah, I’m up for seeing Bama lose anytime. 

Same. We need to take care of our own business. Plus, it’s funny watching them lose their shit. Mostly, their fans bitch about the paint drying. The last two years they have been treated to what it’s like to potentially lose games. Ha ha ha! 

Just now, Lat22 said:

As are Texas fans. 

I don’t buy the “we need Bama to keep winning” argument. 
 

We don’t need anything from anyone. We need to fix our own issues and focus on the remaining games on our schedule. We need to work on our red zone offense. We need to be better against mobile QBs on defense. If we win out and win our probable rematch against OU, that will become our best win and catapult us in. (OSU/WVU sort each other out and play OU)

But until we fix our issues, worrying about a team we played 35 days ago is a waste of energy.

Did Saban’s wife get his hair color from Mary K? It’s just so bad. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Same. We need to take care of our own business. Plus, it’s funny watching them lose their shit. Mostly, their fans bitch about the paint drying. The last two years they have been treated to what it’s like to potentially lose games. Ha ha ha! 

This is evidence of being spoiled, but this is the first season in a long time in which I have no idea what we are going to get week to week (one could say in retrospect last year was that way as well).  In an odd way, it's been refreshing.  

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I don’t buy the “we need Bama to keep winning” argument. 
 

We don’t need anything from anyone. We need to fix our own issues and focus on the remaining games on our schedule. We need to work on our red zone offense. We need to be better against mobile QBs on defense. If we win out and win our probable rematch against OU, that will become our best win and catapult us in. (OSU/WVU sort each other out and play OU)

But until we fix our issues, worrying about a team we played 35 days ago is a waste of 

Boggles how this is even an argument

11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

As are Texas fans. 

Nah, screw them, if we win the rest including a Big 12 title we are fine.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This is evidence of being spoiled, but this is the first season in a long time in which I have no idea what we are going to get week to week (one could say in retrospect last year was that way as well).  In an odd way, it's been refreshing.  

We were at a resort over the summer in the Caribbean and I was talking to a big group of Bama grads in their late 20’s that were convinced this run would never end, even after Saban retired. I was just chuckling and telling them to enjoy it as long as possible. 

Arkansas OL is just blowing away the Alabama DL in the 4th quarter.

Just a point of reference from earlier, the Akry kicker hit a 55 yarder with ample room to spare, would have been good from 60 plus.  

Bama losing because the corner with a free shot on the blitz couldn't get the qb down would be something

Just now, 4th&Five said:

We were at a resort over the summer in the Caribbean and I was talking to a big group of Bama grads in their late 20’s that were convinced this run would never end, even after Saban retired. I was just chuckling and telling them to enjoy it as long as possible. 

I was there during Dubose, I know.  

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I’d rather the committee not have any reason to fuck Texas over, and an Alabama loss here is reason for them to say “well, Alabama isn’t what we thought they were so that win isn’t as strong now”

Bama has looked horrible in most of their games. I think we overvalued our win against them. 

Should be an interesting 5 minutes. After last night (fell asleep on the Colorado v Stanford game) anything can happen 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’d rather the committee not have any reason to fuck Texas over, and an Alabama loss here is reason for them to say “well, Alabama isn’t what we thought they were so that win isn’t as strong now”

There are so many variables before then that it's not worth getting worried about it. All we needed from Bama was them beating Aggy

Edited by Michael Knight

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

There are so many variables before then that's it's not worth getting worried about it. All we needed from Bama was them beating Aggy

I really don't think its possible for whatever we do to hurt you, but we might just marginally help you.  

Milroe made that 3rd down conversion more difficult than it needed to be. Tuck it and run, dude.

3 minutes ago, z009 said:

Bama has looked horrible in most of their games.

Christian Bale Idk GIF

10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This is evidence of being spoiled, but this is the first season in a long time in which I have no idea what we are going to get week to week (one could say in retrospect last year was that way as well).  In an odd way, it's been refreshing.  

It’s a luxury in a way. We have been wandering around in the desert for years. seeing an oasis only to find out we are drinking sand. Every time we think we’ve found water…just more fucking sand. 

I wonder what Rees is telling Milroe in the headsets. He needs to make one read, and then take off. They might have beaten Texas if he did this. 
 

I just don’t get it. Use your strengths. 

Alabama’s o line is ridiculously bad. I thought that last play was a screen pass with 3 guys getting pressure.

Edited by Billy Pilgrim

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