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30 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

In the ghetto? Who talks like that?

Your mother? 

22 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Who has a basement in Houston?

The chemistry building at Rice University has a basement, better known as Val Halla

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

In the ghetto? Who talks like that?

Elvis

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Texas schedule/Big XII teams ranked by ESPN's efficiency metric this season (unlike SP+, FPI, and others, this only takes data from this season). Teams left on the regular season schedule are bolded

3) Oklahoma

'8) Texas

13) Alabama

20) Kansas State

34) Kansas

37) West Virginia

39) Texas Tech

40) Iowa State

43) UCF

47) TCU

53) BYU

59) Wyoming

64) Oklahoma State

68) Cincinnati 

85) Houston

95) Rice

120) Baylor

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Houston's defense ranks #113. The Texas offense's ability to move the ball and finish in the redzone should mostly only be limited to whether or not it shoots itself in the foot. Play a clean game offensively and this should be elementary. 

BYU's offense is bad, and barring a turnover disaster type of game, they shouldn't be able to score enough points to beat Texas at home. A typical game here should be something like 34-10 Texas. 

Will Howard's running ability has been limited for most of the season, and since he's not a great passer, it's really limited their offense. This weekend KSU replaced Howard with a backup true freshman early in the game, and the offense took off. I'm happy that KSU will put two more weeks of tape of that guy on film before we play them

TCU suddenly looked more dangerous this weekend after Max Duggan Josh Hoover replaced Chandler Morris, and threw for 439 yards against a decent BYU defense. He did throw two INTs. They limited BYU to 3.7 yards per play. A very impressive win, we'll see if that was a high water mark or if they're turning into a dangerous team. This will be a road game. 

Iowa State is now 3-1 in conference (wins against OK St, TCU, Cincy) despite losing a bunch of players to the sports gambling crack down. Their loss was a 30 pointer that was much closer for most of the game, before OU piled on at the end. They've had a surprisingly solidly efficient offense, seemingly due to their QB Rocco Becht, who's a gamer type. This will be a second road game in two weeks, in Iowa in November. 

Tech had to play their third string QB after halftime, a true freshman, and he was ineffective. It'll be interesting to see how serious the Morton injury is.

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7 minutes ago, Fud said:

This weekend KSU replaced Howard with a backup true freshman early in the game, and the offense took off. I'm happy that KSU will put two more weeks of tape of that guy on film before we play them

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Lol at the anyone who thinks we are scoring 50. This team only got 2 TDs on offense last week

 

Texas wins by 17. 42-25, Texas

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So there's no way we score 50 but you are predicting a 6 TD performance?

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at the anyone who thinks we are scoring 50. This team only got 2 TDs on offense last week

 

Texas wins by 17. 42-25, Texas

Yes, because context around a game certainly doesn't change and the quality of defense Texas faced in their last game must be the same quality of defense they face this week.

And of course Texas had no shot of beating Kansas State last year because Kansas State beat Oklahoma State 48-0 and Texas lost to Oklahoma State. That is how football works.

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It is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! and hilarious that anyone could possibly believe that we even have the tiniest chance of scoring 50.

We will score 42. 

19 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

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Fake ass Bert Auburn. Avery Johnson is Great Value brand Bert, no! Wal-Mart brand Bert, no wait! Dollar General Bert built ass boy. 

Yes, because context around a game certainly doesn't change and the quality of defense Texas faced in their last game must be the same quality of defense they face this week.
And of course Texas had no shot of beating Kansas State last year because Kansas State beat Oklahoma State 48-0 and Texas lost to Oklahoma State. That is how football works.

It's fuckin Greenspoint. 90% of the board ignores him for a fucking reason.

Upper 80's at kickoff.  Keep cougar high defense on the field during most of the 1st half to wear them out in the heat.  

Hopefully Texas gets to play a lot of guys to continue developing our depth for rest of the season.  🤘

We will smash them- like the high school girl that gave you a hand job in high school and did not put out- but then she became a college girl that likes to party and you had to rekindle the flame. 

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We will smash them- like the high school girl that gave you a hand job in high school and did not put out- but then she became a college girl that likes to party and you had to rekindle the flame. 

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7 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

We will smash them- like the high school girl that gave you a hand job in high school and did not put out- but then she became a college girl that likes to party and you had to rekindle the flame. 

YARN | Been there. | MacGruber (2010) | Video gifs by quotes ...

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Your mother? 

Yeah, but she's a bitter old racist that still says negro.  Is that really the company you want to keep?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Good. We got shit to do. 

For those of us who are OK with looking ahead:

BYU Game @2:30 on ABC

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2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Yeah, but she's a bitter old racist that still says negro.  Is that really the company you want to keep?

Depends.  Got any pics?

On 10/15/2023 at 12:08 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s her fault for getting married during football season. Fuck around and find out. 

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

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Just now, kevwun said:

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

You are going to love having a game against Georgia or Bama ruined one year b/c it's your anniversary.  

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My wife is also a Texas grad and likes football, so if I said I'm cooking a brisket and we're gonna drink beer all day, she would be perfectly happy.

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8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

I was in San Francisco vacationing with my family and followed the score on my phone.  The stunned reaction of "You gotta be fucking kidding me, we lost to Kansas" was quickly followed by "Welp, looks like we're getting Tom Herman."  

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

The only time I have ever rooted for a loss.  Needed that to guarantee that idiot's dismissal.  Also gave us cover where we didn't take any media bullshit for firing him.

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

For those of us who are OK with looking ahead:

BYU Game @2:30 on ABC
 

Texas, OU: Broadcast Channels

Everyone Else in the Big 12:

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

My wife is also a Texas grad and likes football, so if I said I'm cooking a brisket and we're gonna drink beer all day, she would be perfectly happy.

@LTbear still has the upper hand on you, though. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

My wife is also a Texas grad and likes football, so if I said I'm cooking a brisket and we're gonna drink beer all day, she would be perfectly happy.

Was she pregnant?  Wtf?

Do you remember the Charlie Strong years?  There was no reason to plan my life around Texas football.

Imagine even wanting to watch Charlie Strong Texas Football play mid 2010s Kansas. Sicko shit.

7 hours ago, Fud said:

Texas schedule/Big XII teams ranked by ESPN's efficiency metric this season (unlike SP+, FPI, and others, this only takes data from this season). Teams left on the regular season schedule are bolded

3) Oklahoma

'8) Texas

13) Alabama

20) Kansas State

34) Kansas

37) West Virginia

39) Texas Tech

40) Iowa State

43) UCF

47) TCU

53) BYU

59) Wyoming

64) Oklahoma State

68) Cincinnati 

85) Houston

95) Rice

120) Baylor

****

Houston's defense ranks #113. The Texas offense's ability to move the ball and finish in the redzone should mostly only be limited to whether or not it shoots itself in the foot. Play a clean game offensively and this should be elementary. 

BYU's offense is bad, and barring a turnover disaster type of game, they shouldn't be able to score enough points to beat Texas at home. A typical game here should be something like 34-10 Texas. 

Will Howard's running ability has been limited for most of the season, and since he's not a great passer, it's really limited their offense. This weekend KSU replaced Howard with a backup true freshman early in the game, and the offense took off. I'm happy that KSU will put two more weeks of tape of that guy on film before we play them

TCU suddenly looked more dangerous this weekend after Max Duggan Josh Hoover replaced Chandler Morris, and threw for 439 yards against a decent BYU defense. He did throw two INTs. They limited BYU to 3.7 yards per play. A very impressive win, we'll see if that was a high water mark or if they're turning into a dangerous team. This will be a road game. 

Iowa State is now 3-1 in conference (wins against OK St, TCU, Cincy) despite losing a bunch of players to the sports gambling crack down. Their loss was a 30 pointer that was much closer for most of the game, before OU piled on at the end. They've had a surprisingly solidly efficient offense, seemingly due to their QB Rocco Becht, who's a gamer type. This will be a second road game in two weeks, in Iowa in November. 

Tech had to play their third string QB after halftime, a true freshman, and he was ineffective. It'll be interesting to see how serious the Morton injury is.

We have hidden B12 schedule fuckery as expected.    Our final two road games are back to back.   The week before we play TCU, they have a Thursday night slot giving them a couple extra days rest plus the non travel day. The week before we play Iowa St, they have a bye week.   So a full extra week off plus non travel day.   I think we win one of ‘‘em and maybe two if we get the injured guys back and no other significant losses.  

3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

For those of us who are OK with looking ahead:

BYU Game @2:30 on ABC
 

Is it possible that the only home game at night this season is going to be the Wyoming game? Good thing they got some mileage out of the drones and lights

3 minutes ago, C'Mon Man said:

Is it possible that the only home game at night this season is going to be the Wyoming game? Good thing they got some mileage out of the drones and lights

Tech is a night game

I got married on the day Charlie Strong lost to Kansas.  During the reception, the husband of one of my cousins walked up and said we had lost to Kansas.  I laughed and said at least Charlie Strong is getting fired now.  So it's not always bad.

lol, I was at a wedding that day too. The groom was a Sooner and got a good laugh out of it.
You are going to love having a game against Georgia or Bama ruined one year b/c it's your anniversary.  

The Crabtree catch ruined my first anniversary.

for a second there, i saw the title and thought this was another baseball discussion thread

On 10/15/2023 at 1:32 PM, Atticus said:

I’d be more worried about this game if they didn’t come back and beat WVU. Holgo wanted the WVU game more than he does this one. 

Wait wut?  I turned that game off after the WVU TD.  WOW

On 10/15/2023 at 5:39 PM, Dignan said:

Side note: I’m still not over the loss.

If we don't make it to the Big 12 champeenship, I may never get over the loss.

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clarity

2 hours ago, C'Mon Man said:

Is it possible that the only home game at night this season is going to be the Wyoming game? Good thing they got some mileage out of the drones and lights

Im going to the KState game, hoping its a nice brisk (not TCU last year cold) Nov evening game.

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Texas, OU: Broadcast Channels

Everyone Else in the Big 12:

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I was too depressed to read any sports stuff last week, but I’d guess that Texas-OU out-drew the other 12 schools combined.  

6 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are going to love having a game against Georgia or Bama ruined one year b/c it's your anniversary.  

Score prediction thread for Cougar game imminent? Or have I overlooked it?

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

 

Yeah well you aren't beating Texas because you fucking suck. You could literally copy/paste that Q&A from what Aranda said pre Baylor game. 

UH is going to get steamrolled and anyone that thinks otherwise doesn't watch enough college football. 

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6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Score prediction thread for Cougar game imminent? Or have I overlooked it?

Posted in 5 minutes. 

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

 

Pretty sure he’s parroting the quote Aranda made prior to th Baylor game. We’ll probably hear it again from someone else before the regular season is done.

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