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Jolly- Biritish guys who try American foods and who've fallen in love w Texas

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On 10/20/2023 at 8:16 PM, RPM said:

My only local option is Punjabi Dhabi. It's built inside an old diesel repair/tire repair shop. WNB

Didn't that dude get busted for human trafficking?

On 10/18/2023 at 12:36 PM, mchookem said:

mostly i just think British food must be quite bland lol 

British food is fucking awful. You could do a pretty solid YT channel of various people reacting to British food, but all the reactions would be the same disgust.

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i watch a lot of masterchef, and it’s hilarious whenever they have the three judges prepare their favorite dish, and joe has a beautiful risotto, arron does an unbelievable cajun dish, and then gordon does his fucking beef wellington. basically roast beef slathered in mustard as a giant pig-in-a-blanket. that’s the best his country has to offer. gross.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

gordon does his fucking beef wellington. basically roast beef slathered in mustard as a giant pig-in-a-blanket. 

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6 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

IS that the place that has been trafficking people?  

Yep.

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Spent a few weeks in the UK so as usual on most every other thread, I don't know shit.  I did have a damn fine fish/chips at a cafeteria from one of the boys academies we visited.  In London, I did have the best veal Bolognese I've ever had, but that was not a native dish.  All the breakfast dishes were crap.  Fuck your baked beans.  A good Shepherds pie is hard to beat and of course beef wellington is decent when done properly.  It might be the only steak I had that wasn't overcooked.  Indian dishes slammed hard, but again, not native.  

I believe Brisket Jr is the go-to London rec.

My British colleague that lives in Houston now for about 2 years says he loves a lot of Texas food but the one things he can't find is a good chippy tea with a proper sausage. Says Texans don't do sausage with a shit. First thing he does when he lands back at Heathrow is hit a chippy tea place. 

34 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

My British colleague that lives in Houston now for about 2 years says he loves a lot of Texas food but the one things he can't find is a good chippy tea with a proper sausage. Says Texans don't do sausage with a shit. First thing he does when he lands back at Heathrow is hit a chippy tea place. 

There's just no explanation for some things.

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

There's just no explanation for some things.

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On 5/15/2024 at 9:50 AM, definitely not derka said:

this is a good one:

 

One of my favorite spots in NOLA.  Fried chicken is incredible.  Far too few references to it on the New Orleans Food and Drink Thread.

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i haven’t even watched this video yet, but i am fully expecting these fuckers to have their minds blown:

 

ok i’m two minutes in and so far my prediction is a biiiiig swing and a miss lol.

ok this is a great video. “in four months, how many boxes of cookies do you think are sold by girl scouts of america?”

*cockney accent*- fort-e

“they sell 200 million.”

slow mo replay: “fort-e.”

“do they get commission?”

”the money goes to the troop.”

”yeah but what are the troop doing? are they like goons to the maldives every year?”

I prefer the Tribal People Try videos. It's unfortunate some of the food they subject them to like Coulter's BBQ.

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On 5/29/2024 at 9:04 PM, definitely not derka said:

ok i’m two minutes in and so far my prediction is a biiiiig swing and a miss lol.

I guess this proves my English ancestry cuz I've always thought Girl Scout cookies were terribad and Thin Mints to be the absolute worst.

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the sweet tea is a crime against humanity, as is claiming to represent the rest of non-psychopath americans when it comes to making tea.
 

 

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“do they get commission?”
”the money goes to the troop.”
”yeah but what are the troop doing? are they like goons to the maldives every year?”

My kid’s troop is in Colorado right now, paid for by cookie sales. Actually, fall product sales are the big money maker. The troop gets 40% of those sales vs $1/box for cookies.

who wants to start a youtube channel where a couple of texas guys go to britain and eat jellied eel, blood sausage, and haggis?

2 hours ago, futureman said:

who wants to start a youtube channel where a couple of texas guys go to britain and eat jellied eel, blood sausage, and haggis?

Knock yourself out.

17 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hatless one has a mouth orgasm

 

 

Joseph rocks! 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

who wants to start a youtube channel where a couple of texas guys go to britain and eat jellied eel, blood sausage, and haggis?

I’m in if you’re footing the bill for travel expenses. 

But I ain't eating spotted dick. 

Spoiler

Unless there's coke.

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On 7/14/2024 at 5:27 AM, Derka said:

 

Mixla tortillas are better.  

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who wants to start a youtube channel where a couple of texas guys go to britain and eat jellied eel, blood sausage, and haggis?

Check out the Best Damned Food Review Show. It’s arguably the best travel food show on the internet. It’s a dude from Minnesota traveling and eating. He’s based in Vietnam so it’s Asia heavy but he’s done every continent. He even has a sub channel just for India. He tries some truly amazing and some horrific food.
13 hours ago, RPM said:

But I ain't eating spotted dick. 

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Unless there's coke.

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Again?

On 7/26/2024 at 10:15 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

hatless one has a mouth orgasm

 

 

Until this I thought they were trying to make the Brits hate us. 

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On 7/27/2024 at 3:04 AM, futureman said:

who wants to start a youtube channel where a couple of texas guys go to britain and eat jellied eel, blood sausage, and haggis?

rob riggle raise hand GIF by Team Coco
 

We’ll call it Undefeated Eatin’ because even when it’s just ok, it’s still food.

40+ fat dudes eating their way across the English countryside. Drinking beer. Maybe fightin’. Talking shit and baggin homely British broads.

How many stops? About tree fiddy.

A true tour de farce.

these biscuits don’t look like anything special to me, but i think i’m gonna order some of the biscuit mix online and see for myself. either way the food does look like it slams, and goes hard.

 

Ditto on those biscuits… those are really pale looking

On 8/12/2024 at 10:53 PM, Dnaguy said:

rob riggle raise hand GIF by Team Coco
 

We’ll call it Undefeated Eatin’ because even when it’s just ok, it’s still food.

40+ fat dudes eating their way across the English countryside. Drinking beer. Maybe fightin’. Talking shit and baggin homely British broads.

How many stops? About tree fiddy.

A true tour de farce.

Sounds like a lesbian skin flick.

On 8/12/2024 at 11:53 PM, Dnaguy said:

rob riggle raise hand GIF by Team Coco
 

We’ll call it Undefeated Eatin’ because even when it’s just ok, it’s still food.

40+ fat dudes eating their way across the English countryside. Drinking beer. Maybe fightin’. Talking shit and baggin homely British broads.

How many stops? About tree fiddy.

A true tour de farce.

Just stay clear of the Moors and beware of the full moon. 

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blueberry pecans, aka “blubury peekins”. 

"imagine driving along in a pick-up truck, eating some of those [beaver nuggets]... thinking about freedom. and capitalism."

🤣

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my teeth hurt just from watching that video.

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