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  • So, this was one of the worst days of my life.  took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it)  Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in

  • Anyway, anyone want to see some shit you’d never see in DKR? Couple girls in front of us were ripping blunts and rather than clapping/yelling for big downs, took to twerking.    IMG_3430.m

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Dogs got annoying so I gave them each something to go away for a couple hours with

These bones are only $8 at WalMart - a great deal

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7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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Tongue Goat GIF

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You mean it’s something the coach emphasizes, instead of patting them on the butt and saying have fun?

  You guys are regarded. You think TV Sark is locker room Sark. Cute.

Just now, Zeus said:

Imagine that, Wildcat with Red works on short yardage AND goal line. Figured it out 2 weeks too late Sarkdawg. 

Thank god we found something to bitch about. Fuckers in here were enjoy themselves too much.

Woulda love to see that Wild Red package against OU on that goaline drive 

I'm watching Tenn go for it on 4th and inches at their own 35 - let me know if UH puts a competent team on the field. 

Given how we played against Rice and Wyoming, I’d say this is a phenomenal game 

Just now, F250 said:

Houston is caca. They should be playing in the Southland conference.

Caca is at least useful as fertilizer. Uh is cancer.

That was excellent KO coverage 

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn is choosing not to force the ball downfield into coverage this year.  Makes a massive difference.  Just take the 3 or 4 yards on the check down and keep rolling.

yeah but what about that 1 ball he didn't connect on huh what about that?

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Dogs got annoying so I gave them each something to go away for a couple hours with

These bones are only $8 at WalMart - a great deal

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Do they work on wives/girlfriends?

Asking for Surly.

"... Arriving with a bad humor."

I'm going to use that in casual conversation now.

Don't know when or how yet... But I will.

This is bordering on felonious rape. 

11 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Sorry. This is gonna be a smoooooooooooooth buttfucking.

 

More like a buttfucking that's illegal in 47 states.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Someone going to need to count remaining UH fans in stadium after halftime.

Wouldnt be a uh student, though. They dont know their 1-2-3s.

"A bunch of Horns arriving in a bad humor?"  Da fuq is Brando talking about?  

There is a lot to like about Cook...looking forward to watching more

My hunnit lbs cat has decided to be a lapdog on game day.idk if he is trying to comfort me when I have a election to the game. He is the goodest of boys.

Dogs got annoying so I gave them each something to go away for a couple hours with
These bones are only $8 at WalMart - a great deal
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Mine likes to watch:
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Good to see Gilbeaux out there. Must be back 100% healthy and out the dawg house 

"A bunch of Horns arriving in a bad humor?"  Da fuq is Brando talking about?  
If you're trying to make sense of Brando, good fucking luck.
Just now, Mdhorn said:

"A bunch of Horns arriving in a bad humor?"  Da fuq is Brando talking about?  

He took like 20 midols and is rolling balls

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm watching Tenn go for it on 4th and inches at their own 35 - let me know if UH puts a competent team on the field. 

Serious?

I like competitive games when nothing is on but a Texas beat down is glorious no matter the score.

Helps soften the shitty moments.

These announcers are sucking our defense off so much it feels like a troll 

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Dogs got annoying so I gave them each something to go away for a couple hours with

These bones are only $8 at WalMart - a great deal

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Texas size.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:


Mine likes to watch:
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Good looking dog right there!

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:


Mine likes to watch:
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Is his name Jimbo?

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