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Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Damn, Bush out. What are we gonna do???/s

Dude's actually been good this year now that they don't put him in positions to have to cover anyone

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Some of y’all black out drunk could do a better job calling this game for Fox. 

if Houston could actually catch the ball this would be a lot more competitive.

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Do they work on wives/girlfriends?

Asking for Surly.

My bone or yours?

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Serious?

I like competitive games when nothing is on but a Texas beat down is glorious no matter the score.

Helps soften the shitty moments.

I'm not not watching Texas just flipping back and forth a bit. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

How soon do we see Malik?

I wouldn't mind giving him a series with the 1's right now.

Ah, there's the Holgo we all know and love peeking through, hahaha.

4 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

My hunnit lbs cat has decided to be a lapdog on game day.idk if he is trying to comfort me when I have a election to the game. He is the goodest of boys.

Uhhh...ok.

How soon do we see Malik?

Let’s get 3 more TDs first

again, that was a slightly obvious hold... but it was also only for a millsecond.

 

these refs can see that shit against us all the time.

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  You guys are regarded. You think TV Sark is locker room Sark. Cute.

I like Sark and think he’s is doing a good job and has the potential to be a great coach, but definitely has some aspects of his coaching which needs work. Team came out flat against OU and that’s on him. I’ll point out his weaknesses, and don’t feel the need to suck his dick at every opportunity.

Just now, Fastbreak said:


Let’s get 3 more TDs first

just ask Colorado how a 29 point halftime lead can change

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if Houston could actually catch the ball this would be a lot more competitive.

Fuck em. Drop em all. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of y’all black out drunk could do a better job calling this game for Fox. 

I would’ve dropped the same obscure SJ reference about Bush that Spencer Tillman just did 😂.

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not not watching Texas just flipping back and forth a bit. 

Get a multi-screen setup in your living room. Having 3 TVs on different games is choice. I highly recommend it.

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I hope arch gets some time today. Football royalty should get some time to laugh at college football's shortest jesters.

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Arch won’t take a snap this season 

You shut your whore mouth.

FUCK
 
Brando and Tillman...the two most anti Texas fucks who broadcast. 

They’re just horribad really. And not because they’re anti Texas. Do better FOX.
How soon do we see Malik?
If things stay the same, Malik will get the 3rd - maybe after letting Quinn run the first series after half just to maintain dominance after the break - and Arch will get the 4th.
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Still don't know what this commercial is about

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Titties and upskirts?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Still don't know what this commercial is about

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She wants… to get him back.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Get a multi-screen setup in your living room. Having 3 TVs on different games is choice. I highly recommend it.

Our cheap ass family YouTube TV plan lol or I'd do the same. 

I can’t wait to see maliik run the hand off run out the clock offense 

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1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I like Sark and think he’s is doing a good job and has the potential to be a great coach, but definitely has some aspects of his coaching which needs work. Team came out flat against OU and that’s on him. I’ll point out his weaknesses, and don’t feel the need to suck his dick at every opportunity.

Whatever. I will say that interview sark is very clearly not the real sark, hes obviously a high strung asshole in private. Remember when he blew up at that bowl official for touching his chest before they ran out onto the field and the cameras caught him going nuclear on the dude, screaming "get your hands off me motherfucker"?

 

Sark has actually mastered coach speak.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just ask Colorado how a 29 point halftime lead can change

Yeah but Colorado sucks. We don't

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This would be a good game to see what Arch can do 

I believe Blando made reference to seeing the “freshman QB” in the 1st qtr.

Quinn needs to be a little more patient. 

Unless literally no one is open on these plays. 

Sark can’t ever run the ball 3 times in a row 

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