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  • So, this was one of the worst days of my life.  took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it)  Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in

  • Anyway, anyone want to see some shit you’d never see in DKR? Couple girls in front of us were ripping blunts and rather than clapping/yelling for big downs, took to twerking.    IMG_3430.m

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Sark really is the antithesis of “all gas no brakes”. Run the score up on these bastards and let’s get our 2nd/3rd stringers significant time.

Quinn needs to be a little more patient. 
Unless literally no one is open on these plays. 

He doesn't see or process fast enough. But NFL next year!!
2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Our cheap ass family YouTube TV plan lol or I'd do the same. 

Just FYI, you can do multi view on yttv. It's on the same screen, obviously, but you've got the capability. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Blocking was fucking ass tier was OL just taking a break? 

Coaches need to keep em fired up IMO

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


He doesn't see or process fast enough. But NFL next year!!

I don’t think so.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Whatever. I will say that interview sark is very clearly not the real sark, hes obviously a high strung asshole in private. Remember when he blew up at that bowl official for touching his chest before they ran out onto the field and the cameras caught him going nuclear on the dude, screaming "get your hands off me motherfucker"?

 

Sark has actually mastered coach speak.

I think that might have been more about his chest scar. I hate being touched near my surgery holes. 

funny... the refs missed the edge hold on Houston on the 13 yard run..... 

Running out of coaches on the field.

Bubble wrap Taffee.

Edited by ztejas

Tackling needs to get sharper.

Hedging my bets but how great would it be for Brando, Galindo, and RG3 to call the conference game with Beth on the sidelines??

Just now, Da Fino said:

I think that might have been more about his chest scar. I hate being touched near my surgery holes. 

Im sure he had an actual reason for doing it. Im just saying when sark is angry, hes fucking terrifying. He looked like he was gonna take a swing at the dude and had serial killer eyes.

 

And im 100% ok with that, to clarify.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I like Sark and think he’s is doing a good job and has the potential to be a great coach, but definitely has some aspects of his coaching which needs work. Team came out flat against OU and that’s on him. I’ll point out his weaknesses, and don’t feel the need to suck his dick at every opportunity.

No coach has their team fired up and frothing at the mouth vs their rival every single game. They were that way last year and that's how you got 49-0. It's like your kid doing some dangerous bike trick. You keep telling them to be careful but they keep landing the trick successfully. After awhile they stop listening to you. Now if it were like Mack and they were never ready for that game we would have a point. However, Sark has been in that game each of the three years he's been here. That's not sucking a dick its just fact.

14 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

My hunnit lbs cat has decided to be a lapdog on game day.idk if he is trying to comfort me when I have a election to the game. He is the goodest of boys.

Can fox hire you to be the analyst?

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

Shit possession. Come on guys. 

why the fuck is michael taeffe ever on the field

For the love of god stop putting Taeffe in the game. 

Terrible defense 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Here comes.. gonna fucking lose now 

Your schtick is tired and lame. 

Taeffe lets the WR get behind him then starts clapping at somebody else??

Taafe doing the Mack Brown clap after a blown coverage? There's a seat on the bench that needs warming

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