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Oh and don’t worry- the refs will swallow their whistles for every hold now that 2-3 were called in the 1st quarter 

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Sark has to unfuck his management of football games. The last two offensive possessions are unacceptable at any level of football. This should still be a shutout.

Feels like they're dominating TOP at this point but I checked and it's 18m to 10m Texas. 

 

Idk what happened 6m to go in the half but every single player seemed to stop caring as much as they did previous

Happens every fucking time we get off to a good start.  We ease up -- either consciously or subconsciously.  We start playing conservatively, busting assignments, making stupid fucking playcalls, etc., etc.  and we let the other team back in the fucking game.  When the fuck is this coaching staff and team going to learn?

That's on the players too

Jesus. Houston starts 2H on O. LFG Horns. Pull your head out. 

Ewers sitting on the f’ing bench seemingly not a care in the world counting his GD money

This is going to come down to the fourth quarter again

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Letting Smith looking like Greg Ward Jr. out there this quarter. 

Man is almost like we’ve seen this before!!!!

 

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Letting Smith looking like Greg Ward Jr. out there this quarter. 

who?

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Hey. Sark. There's a game today. It's four full quarters. Great first quarter but ah... you gonna show up for the rest of it?

He’s lost once he runs the scripted plays

Everyone talking about playoffs this is why it won’t happen lol 

Houston QB is throwing on target now.  We might be in trouble if we don’t start putting points on the board 

The guy is not a head coach. He is a fucking oc

how many fucking times will our corner safety blitz completely miss the fucking QB when they have them dead to rights

Many, many times.
1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Holding 

Yep.

Dumb fucking fake FG though. 

Looked cool kinda

4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Can fox hire you to be the analyst?

My Catahoula would probably be the better acquisition. He and I are a package deal, and he is definitely the better looking one. He does need some work with his non-regional diction, he probably also would sound more "throaty" and bass given that his mouth seems to go all the way back to where his tail meets the end of his spine. He also sings the song of his people every morning when I arrive home from work.

I cant wait to see Message Board Geniuses tweeting our shit out this week 

That fake fg was cute Sark.  Now the difference is being up by 10 at half.  This team can't get out of their own way.  

Thompson has been burned in coverage at least twice in every game this season

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Unless your angle doesn’t contain and let’s the qb causally roll out. 

yeah.  Now I see why PK doesn't blitz.  He doesn't really know how to.  

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyone talking about playoffs this is why it won’t happen lol 

Jim Mora Playoffs GIF

This isn't a playoff team. This secondary is complete ass. The way we cover the middle of the field like a gaping vagina, Bowers would destroy us. 

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Sark let them regain momentum and drunk Holgo can coach circles around him

Are we going to wake the fuck up yet? 

Lol and sark takes all 3 timeouts to the half like always. Dumb ass fucking coach

21 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Welp, I just saw #91 get literally tackled without a flag.

And no replay or discussion from the tv guys. 
 

the Houston adjustment seems to be do what you have to to given him time, make them call it because they aren’t. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Just go to halftime Sark damn!!!! You totally fucked that up

The we puss out and go into the half with them with all the momentum and last score

53 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So what are you pussies gonna bitch about the rest of the game?

you want an itemized list?

We’ve completely lost momentum and this is so typical of a Sark team.

WTF

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark aint the guy

This is why Kirk Herbstreit called us a cesspool. We are 5-1. When we win 49-14 this is going to be a stupid ass post. Oklahoma barely beat ucf today. They are still undefeated, a win is a win. It doesn’t matter if you like it or it was stylish. Just win. 

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