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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Wtf is our secondary doing?

Being elite! Dogshit.

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After two full weeks of trying to come back from a humiliating defensive performance, this is what we came up with??!!!!!????????

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

This feels like every year for the last 10 years or so

Yep.  Told my son for 15 years I've been unable to relax with any lead against any team.  Voila!

Brando and Tillman positively celebrating in the booth.  Cunts.

Brooks, Crawford, Taffe, Thompson all suck shit through a straw. Surely we have better safeties somewhere on this roster.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Houston may not call a single run for the rest of the game. Too easy to torch our safeties

Safeties that are playing 10-15 yards deep...

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

No I’m a realist unlike you asshole, we are going to lose to a high school team and and a drunk coach 

This is a pessimist view, like all your comments. A realist approach is, we’re in another dogfight with team we should be running out of the stadium but Texas has done pretty well this in this situation this year.

Steve Sarkisian is a Loser, every time he tries to get cute it comes to bite us in the ass. 2 weeks ago at the goal line against OU with the lineman in the back field. This week with the fake fg.

Alabama win was the ultimate fool’s gold.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Brandt is openly rooting for UH. What a clown.

bullshit, he was sucking our dick during our 21 point run, now he's sucking theirs, it what announcers do

Just now, Dilligas said:

Look at the bright side. No extensions for Sarklostagain and his coaches

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A dog fight with fucking Houston.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

It's to the point we just need to stop blitzing.  Because they can hold blatantly to prevent a sack and never worry about actually getting it called.  It's unbelievable.

Truly.  Rush 3 and drop 8.  Blitzing can't work if holding is allowed.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Our DB’s always seem to be playing catch-up and beat on SO many of these pass plays 

which is frustrating because they are giving them cushions.. and still get beat.. Crawford, Brooks, Jerrin smh

I would bet $$ their coaches are flat out telling their tackles just don't let them get to the QB they aren't going to call shit.  So you combine that with our absolute garbage secondary we're in trouble.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Man, secondary has always been a bit of an issue, but it's getting exposed lately.

Not sure whether it's a result of the lack of penetration on DL, or a cause.

Something, film, or something, seems to have led to this.

A little of both

 

Hopefully y’all will get thru your heads the football program has decades long major culture problem and will never reach the mountaintop in football again. 

 
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This team isn't about it. 

Year number 14 of Texas underachieving. This year stings because they're failing to put away teams they have a large talent advantage over. Talent level up near the top of the country but coaching at a Sun Belt level. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


he sounds a little tipsy 

 Fully lubricated.

 

Harry Caray style.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Brando and Tillman positively celebrating in the booth.  Cunts.

If fairness I'm sure they thought they would need an hour of fill time in a blowout. They actually got a game.

Fucking clown show to be up 21-0 and then just shit down your leg. The team follows the lead of our pussy ass coach.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Wow what a hot take after 2010-2022

2023 about to get added to the list. The 24 year old Mormons will mentally break these kids next week. 

Holgo coaching like a man on fire. PK has kryptonite in mobile QBs and Sark better stop pantsing around and take what Coogs are giving on defense. Call what works. Holgo knew coming into this game that his job was in some type of jeopardy. He knew that. He’s coaching like it. We need to start playing like a fucking team where winning is what matters. Not everything we want is still in front of us (Sark said that exact quote last year and this year.) 

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Just now, GetSmacked123 said:

Steve Sarkisian is a Loser, every time he tries to get cute it comes to bite us in the ass. 2 weeks ago at the goal line against OU with the lineman in the back field. This week with the fake fg.

they didn't score 21 points off the fake field goal

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

They ever plan on calling one of these holds on Burke?

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2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Does this mean we’re not back?

Oh we are back. Back to sucking yak dick. 

I had a dream about this like this happen before, like last season, we were up like 28-7, and the crazy thing was the QB last name was Smith also. Smh man this crazy 

Just now, hookem48 said:

bullshit, he was sucking our dick during our 21 point run, now he's sucking theirs, it what announcers do

The fuck he was. He was jizzing in his pants when Robinson blew up their punt returner but he bounced off and got about 10 yards.

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

which is frustrating because they are giving them cushions.. and still get beat.. Crawford, Brooks, Jerrin smh

Exactly.

 

A Little Gas Then Smash The Fuck Out Of The Brakes

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

 

Hopefully y’all will get thru your heads the football program has decades long major culture problem and will never reach the mountaintop in football again. 

 
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Go root for another team then, pussy. Quit leaking your vaginal fluid all over the board.

This team is overrated. Top 20/25 at best. Probably win this somehow but a loss or 2 are definitely coming. 

1 minute ago, GetSmacked123 said:

Steve Sarkisian is a Loser, every time he tries to get cute it comes to bite us in the ass. 2 weeks ago at the goal line against OU with the lineman in the back field. This week with the fake fg.

A goaline offense is getting cute?  Teams have been putting DL as blockers inside the 5 for 30+ years dude.  If anything we didn't get cute and it cost us that game.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hopefully y’all will get thru your heads the football program has decades long major culture problem and will never reach the mountaintop in football again. 

I mean, it's just football.

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don’t understand this team at all. No heart. No passion. How is the secondary this bad?

Starts at the top. 

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