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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Quinn is not seeing the field well at all

Who the fuck was he throwing it to?? No one was open there 

I'm still laughing at Sark trying a QB sneak on 3rd and a long 1, when we have Baxter and Brooks.  Come on, man.

Why does it seem like every game (other than Bama) the other teams seems like they play with fire and intensity then theirs us  like 😎!! 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:
4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Man we really suck at QB sneak. Is it Ewers, the OL or just collective suckage?

Majors got absolutely destroyed in the sneak. Pushed right back into Ewers’s face.

Wonder if he is still not 100%. Not that this hasn't been an issue for him previously, but if he's less than at full health ...

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

I’ve felt this way so many times over the last 13 years.

It gets fucking old. Frustrating. Tired of it. 
 

If we lose (we won’t) the Sark hardliners better clutch tight to their Sark blankets because some of us will tear them to shreds. 

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Sark is scared shitless right now and the team is playing like it

This is an astute observation, and grossly understated. This team’s week to week performance is a direct reflection of its head coach. Uneven, erratic, and oftentimes inexplicable. 

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

If Ewers goes pro this year he’s going to need a team like the 49ers around him if he wants to be successful.

I just don't know how paid NFL scouts would have him high on a draft board

How do we not see that and snap the ball? Good God. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

BYU is licking its chops. As is KState. 

Just win out!!

Everyone assumed Quinn would be great this year just like everyone assumes he’s going pro.

Neither is the case. There will be a QB competition next year.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Christian Jones is getting his lunch eaten most every play.  

We don’t talk about it on Surly but Jones and even Banks have regressed this year

We have to do certain things to get beat by this team and we have been successful at every one of them ….

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Go root for another team then, pussy. Quit leaking your vaginal fluid all over the board.

Not bad for a band name. 

Ewers with his checkdowns will always have high competition percentages. He just doesn't have the ability to pick apart any defense.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’ve felt this way so many times over the last 13 years.

Watching texas football has been like getting your dick punched for 13 years. But I'm sure next year will be different

I can’t  believe we are tied with these stupid fucks exhibited by their two time outs in the same drive on defense. 

Edited by Nueces River Rat

Need a screnshoot of Cougar brunette in crop top.

If we win this game UofH has no one to blame but themselves 

Wtf Quinn, that can't be the throw there?!?!?

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

We don’t talk about it on Surly but Jones and even Banks have regressed this year

Yup. All while we pay Kyle Flood a million+ per. 

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

We don’t talk about it on Surly but Jones and even Banks have regressed this year

When in the last decade plus has a Texas player not regressed under our coaches?  Bijan?  So it takes a generational talent to not be ruined by our shit-tier coaching staffs.

Edited by SpiralOut

what kind of fucking play call was that?

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