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Thank god the tough All American safety Taffee made an incredible play to intercept the ball!

Just now, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Why the fuck do we still have Taafe out there??? Does he give PK bj's after practice or something? 

Aged poorly.

He walked into that INT. It doesn't erase his suckiness for the entirety of the game. But an INT is an INT, IDGAF

Can you imagine what a real passing offense would do to this defense?  

I’m so happy UofH is allowing us to stay in this game 

Bama is up 34-20 on Tenn btw.

 

NOT EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

Just now, MillerEP said:

Maybe having Malik out there will cause Sark to call actual plays

Or he'll get conservative and keep handing off, while UH plays the run.

Just now, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Why the fuck do we still have Taafe out there??? Does he give PK bj's after practice or something? 

Aged poorly.

Would you also like to bring back Dylan Haines?

Just now, CastHorn said:

They should have just kept running crossers with those Caucasians fellas. 

Yep.   Outsmarted themselves.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Murphy starting this possession for us. 

… gotta protect Ewers’ completion percentage.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Finally the defense did something right!

Be in the right place at the right time

That was a shitty throw

But we'll take it 

So,,, YEAH FUCK YEAH

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

He walked into that INT. It doesn't erase his suckiness for the entirety of the game. But an INT is an INT, IDGAF

NFAG

3 straight inside hand offs incoming for a 3 and out. A Sark special.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

KEEP TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL TAFEE

He was standing in the endzone waiting for the ball….   He’s still going to get burnt and take terrible angles on tackles 8/10 times.

Edited by Hook1997

let's see what Malik looks like. Kinda intrigued honestly.  

Edited by bschoolprof

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Murphy starting this possession for us. 

You think Sark will actually use the playbook?

Just now, Tex Long said:

 Reading this as the INT is made...

But for real. As I typed out how shitty he is he walks into an INT. God said ENOUGH! TAAFE SHALL GET AN INT TO SHUT THE FANS UP

Taaffe giveth, and taketh away. Same can be said for Thompson.

Cmon Maalik! You got this.

we are playing like its 10 seconds left in the game

Murphy just needs to whip out his dick and start slapping everyone.

oline just isn't interested in being physical for the 16th year in a row

Quinn walks into the locker room.

Announcers: (crickets)

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

3 straight inside hand offs incoming for a 3 and out. A Sark special.

Yep 

Arch! Arch! Arch!

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