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Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

The first penalty?   This is the fuck us game assisted by us of course from the Rig 12

It'll be every road game.

Any fucking pussy in the secondary fighting with anyone should be benched.  Y’all getting ducking smoked the whole ass game 

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First penalty called on them all day and only because it was obvious and right in front of the ref.  Anyone surprised by this?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I think I was given 20 negs for the “Outcoached” post that said we were going to the Cotton Bowl…

 

I Mean Come On GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Sark apologists can’t see the truth. Its average at best. 9-3 is the absolute ceiling with sark. 

Good thing it was only 3rd and 16 and not 17 or or it would have been converted. 

Just now, Duane Moore said:

God, this is just the Texas Tech game from last year all over again. 

And Oklahoma state and Kansas 2021… this is the Sark tax

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The first penalty?   This is the fuck us game assisted by us of course from the Rig 12

At least it's not the other crew

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is gonna go down as one of the worst losses in schoo history

Not even close.

Just now, Bevo said:

These announcers suck. What a move? The guy gained an additional 1ft. Tall guys shouldn't spin. Morons.

I mean.

Brando ans Sanders?

 I hat do you expect?

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

About to be outscored 24-3 since mid 2nd quarter.

By Houston.

And lucky it's only that bad.

Seven Win Sark strikes again 

Next sark excuse: but but quinn got hurt.

ignoring the fucking around in the 2nd qtr and the fake FG bullshit. 

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

First penalty called on them all day and only because it was obvious and right in front of the ref.  Anyone surprised by this?

I'm surprised they called it

Just now, bschoolprof said:

welp, all tied up in the 4th.  I'm feeling pretty confident boys.  

Just like everyone knew it would be.  A dogfight with 3-3 UH.

Gotta get a touchdown on this possession. But knowing us we’ll fuck it up. If we piss this game away I’m not watching anymore this season. 

If it takes burning Manning's shirt.... that better be on the table.

Alright, time to rifle some passes all over the place.

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Whispers: “it’s not the players…”

But sometimes it is. Do you realize that? 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Next sark excuse: but but quinn got hurt.

ignoring the fucking around in the 2nd qtr and the fake FG bullshit. 

It does feel like passing the buck. 

Quinn hasn't been too bad he should go back in next series

So what do y’all think??

 

I think Sark marches down the field to kick a FG with 2 mins left on an offense we’ve barely been able to stop 

Just now, chainsaw said:

At least it's not the other crew

Oh they will get their chance.   It’s coming against K State or Iowa State. 

Just now, naija said:

If it takes burning Manning's shirt.... that better be on the table.

He can appear in 4 games without burning his shirt.

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

First penalty called on them all day and only because it was obvious and right in front of the ref.  Anyone surprised by this?

Yes. I can't believe they didn't just look the other way. 

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

First penalty called on them all day and only because it was obvious and right in front of the ref.  Anyone surprised by this?

Reluctantly called face mask.

Just now, naija said:

If it takes burning Manning's shirt.... that better be on the table.

He hasn't appeared at all, so I don't think that's really in danger at this point

Just now, BERT said:

But sometimes it is. Do you realize that? 

We have the most talented roster in this conference. Maybe top 5 in the country. 
 

It’s not the players.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark apologists can’t see the truth. Its average at best. 9-3 is the absolute ceiling with sark. 

They see it. They will break down plays all week to show it’s not him and tell posters to “shut up” and whine when anyone criticizes Sark. Sark has proven he cannot be both OC and HC and if they still want him to be that then they need to talk some fucking sense into him. He cannot do both. He’ll never make the CFP where he can script and plan all week for certain types of opponents. I’m not saying fire him and start all over but damn it’s so obvious. 

Just run out the clock. You did it against Bama, you sure as fuck can do it against this trash ass team. 

Whaa

Houston averages 6+ penalties per game…. This was their first one.

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Just now, naija said:

If it takes burning Manning's shirt.... that better be on the table.

He gets 4 games, but unlikely you put that kind of pressure on someone who’s never played a college game.

1 minute ago, naija said:

If it takes burning Manning's shirt.... that better be on the table.

Lol how do you think redshirts work?

Gonna try and run out the kickoff and tackled inside the 20. Pretty safe prediction the way this one's going

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