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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

They got called for 2 or 3 early but were declined. 

Yeah the ref talK is aggy af

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

obvious cramp here

What? His ankle was all the way broken

Going to have to let Murphy pass, they are loading the box even more then they did all day vs Ewers.   They said let Ewers beat us today and he checked down 80% of the time.  

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Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Just run the damn ball.   Murphy throws  a 110 mph fastball compared to Ewers. 

Honestly, of Murphy can't throw it with some touch and make something of this drive I go to Arch. Let the future begin now

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

change is enough for them to score on this defense today 

That's why I'm hoping we just run it the entire time. Maybe a few screens, but just try and run out the clock and pray to whomever you want it works 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

What happened to Baxter? He was running well early and we haven't seen him since. 

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Props to that cougar dude for not crying like a little bitch with his foot turned that way. Pretty amazing actually. 

I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of commits start to decommit. This is so embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as losing to Kansas.

Hurt dude ain’t flopping. Jeez. 🤘🏼 hate to see that. 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You sure we do? According to who? You? 
 

shit works both ways 

Guess we still have some Sark apologists after today’s latest shitshow. Y’all can’t be helped. 

Blonde in the crop top is the literal only reason to watch this garbage 

Um, look to your right.
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

What happened to Baxter? He was running well early and we haven't seen him since. 

He got Sarked. Plays or players will be put on the shelf once they’ve shown success.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You sure we do? According to who? You? 
 

shit works both ways 

We have 0 impact edge rushers, 0. Our starting TE is a fucking pussy. Our WR’s are charmin soft pussies. They may be athletes but we aren’t stacked with football players like Michigan or Georgia. That’s ridiculous. 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Going to have to let Murphy pass, they are loading the box even more then they did all day vs Ewers.   They said let Ewers beat us today and he checked down 80% of the time.  

What game were you watching? They kept 2 safeties deep in a shell all game. The underneath quick passing and running game was open and the line was too shitty to beat it. 

Houston definitely has better talent when it comes to women than Texas!!!! 
 

I’ll give them that 

Just now, GetSmacked123 said:

I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of commits start to decommit. This is so embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as losing to Kansas.

Worse. This is a G5 team that lost to Rice. 

5 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Come on maalik, show us why you’re here

He throws his passes like the ball should go through a brick wall. He needs a little more finesse.

I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of commits start to decommit. This is so embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as losing to Kansas.

Fuck off aggy
Just now, RandomIdoit said:

RATs

Oof. Man I can stomach a lot of shit, but seeing legs looking like the takes me back to the scene in The Program when Alvin Mack got his injury 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

What? His ankle was all the way broken

He seemed to be holding it together on the pain.

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Is that guy with the broken leg an important part of their team?

They have a walk on ready to dominate.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They see it. They will break down plays all week to show it’s not him and tell posters to “shut up” and whine when anyone criticizes Sark. Sark has proven he cannot be both OC and HC and if they still want him to be that then they need to talk some fucking sense into him. He cannot do both. He’ll never make the CFP where he can script and plan all week for certain types of opponents. I’m not saying fire him and start all over but damn it’s so obvious. 

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

What game were you watching? They kept 2 safeties deep in a shell all game. The underneath quick passing and running game was open and the line was too shitty to beat it. 

Two safeties yes, the LB are loading the box because we never attack the middle of the field successfully.   We don’t what a crossing or slant route are even.  

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Nice kickoff return. I admire Ewers passion and spirit, but dammit he's gotta slide. If we can't rely on him to stay healthy...

Should have a 28 pt lead by now. Sark sucks as OC. Murphy looks lost. He's gonna get intercepted if he doesn't settle down

There really appears to be nothing special at all about this UT team, which is quite the turnaround from 3 months ago. Weird

These guys on TV just said it might be a sprained ankle. lol

 

Oh and.. Username User Emjoy

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3 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I was more confident that time I tried to fight an orangutan at the county fairs

Are you John Quade (Cholla, the bad guy in Every Which Way but Loose)?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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Beat me to it

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Guess we still have some Sark apologists after today’s latest shitshow. Y’all can’t be helped. 

I can call it like I see it. You must think players only do wrong when the coaches tell them to do it that way. Not the way it works. 
 

out secondary is not that talented. Sorry 

3 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

Blonde in the crop top is the literal only reason to watch this garbage 

Far right Brunette can shit in my bed.

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What happened to Baxter? He was running well early and we haven't seen him since. 

Too productive. Can’t turtle as effectively with him out there.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Best thing to come out of this game

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Can we recruit her to Texas frol the transfer portal?

2 minutes ago, GetSmacked123 said:

I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of commits start to decommit. This is so embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as losing to Kansas.

Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself

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