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UH is going for 2 if they get the TD, you know

They will 100% score with ~30 seconds left and get the 2… It’s Texas football in a nut shell.

These walk-ons are killing Texas secondary. 

We obviously have a get out of the 3rd down free card 

Do they think Murphy is capable of leading a quick drive into FG range to win it with a FG (if UH gets a TD + 2)?

Or even that he can win it in OT?

Ground game from here out?

Chu Leta

I can't wait until we're good enough to be done playing by halftime

We are going to get torched after the timeout.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Is there a chance we can jam wr's off the line of scrimmage?  

We don’t do that here.

What the fuck was that. If you’re going to call the TO don’t let 40 seconds run. Fucking Christ. 

This defense was playing so well until the last OU drive. 

i love how we constantly let them get to 3rd and 2 or 1 every time. 

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Why would Houston run the ball?Stupidity Are You Stupid GIF

They're making sure we don't get the ball again before OT, or after their walk-off 2-pt conversion.  That's the idea, anyway.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

PK doesn’t understand how to take away the quick release and let the pass rush actually pass rush. Everyone knows they have to get the ball out and they are just letting them. 

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9 minutes ago, immamac said:

That’s just the dumbest thing I’ve read. This team looks incredible and they get coached into insane shitty situations. There is no reason that the play calling should have gone so conservative up 21-0 and then everything got fucked up. 

Wtf does play calling have to do with sanders being treated like a bitch while he’s blocking? Why can’t we beat Houston’s OL? PK told our front 4 to not get a sack??? You can’t believe that stupid shit. They should whip Houston players asses, all over the field. No matter what fucking play is called. 

If Texas loses this game, I'm going all in on my alma mater Southwest Texas Bobcats.

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2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Fucking held again.

Get over it.  
you guys /girls are asking for holding on every play 

 

It’s your go to, like sark and vodka

I guess we should have kicked that FG earlier.

I’m sort of livid and confused and nonchalant at the same time. What is that? 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Why can't we have anything nice?

Hire the wrong coaches.

Can’t wait to hear Sark blame loss on Ewers being hurt. 

Please, defensive coaches. Earn your salary.

What did you do for two weeks?

Just now, ATXbronco said:

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They’ve picked on him all game. It’s insane how much they’ve gone after him

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The defensive collapse is really something. 

Watching this defense offer up its billowy asshole gets old. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

WHY ARE OUR DB’S 12 YARDS OFF THE LOS!?

Because our DC has a gaping vagina?

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Can’t wait to hear Sark blame loss on Ewers being hurt. 

And his defenders. Our future is ahead of us man. 

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