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  • So, this was one of the worst days of my life.  took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it)  Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in

  • Anyway, anyone want to see some shit you’d never see in DKR? Couple girls in front of us were ripping blunts and rather than clapping/yelling for big downs, took to twerking.    IMG_3430.m

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Just now, Newdoc said:

Ummmm no.


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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

And we win.

We suck but we won.

The rest of the season should be...interesting.

Did they ever say what was up with Ewers?

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

You’re a negative mother fucker but damn good call bro haha. Props!!! 

Battered fan syndrome 

We all thought the Big 12 refs would screw us out of a conference title.  They just gifted us an opportunity.

We’re Texas.  
do we celebrate bowl eligibility? I don’t even know anymore. 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

My bad my fellow surly. You can never really tell on this site at times 

I’ve been bitching in here all game just thought I’d bring some laughs 

That is the last time we should ever play UH. Fuck off forever

None of you deserve this win
Fuck you! I deserve the fuck out of this shitty, lucky ass win!
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1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Horrible win lol this team man

 

 

Glad Sark got off his ass and finally looked like a HC

A horrible win is much better than a loss.

I'll take it.

Just now, chainsaw said:

especially when starting QB goes out

Fuck Sark and every fucking player walking off like they did something special.

1 minute ago, BillyGoatHill said:

What an UGLY fucking win...

What’s worse than ugly? I would say that would be this game.

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah...let's hope Maalik calms down when firing from his AK of an arm 

Maalik’s arm ain’t no commie!

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Talk about a victory that feels like a loss.  

Moral loss

Just now, 4th&Five said:

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

Fucking awesome.

What a shitty day.

At least we won.

Just now, Fudbelty said:


She needs her own thread.

Someone get a clearer screen cap.....for research.

I’m glad I had to drive back home and missed the 2nd half. Escaped with a win. My heart wouldn’t have taken it.

The ball wasn’t visible on the 3rd down play, but unless it was held around his stomach, that was a first down. 

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

It’s University of Holding.  Because they didn’t call it on the Uof H line once.

NOT ONCE

Just now, freyguy said:

I'd be pissed if I was a cougar fan.

 

We did play like dog shit all game

No, we played like dogshit from about 12 minutes left in the second quarter on.  That's the aggravating part of it.  This team was rolling.  And then like they always seem to do, they let up, both coaches and players.

Pretty interesting that the refs refused to call holding or otherwise against UH, but the two big - and possibly incorrect - calls essentially won us the game.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT TO JB 

Did you not watch Miami-Ga Tech a couple of weeks ago??

Just now, DaysOff said:

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This should be in the schools catalog, I guarantee that would help recruiting.

Sark is so bad and PK has the DBs playing 15 yards off the ball inside the 20. These guys won't win anything meaningful for us

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit, we barely beat a 3-3 Houston team lol. I don't know if I'm happy, relieved, or like Sark, apathy has kicked in 

Both Texas and Oklahoma had hangovers, and barely beat teams they should have destroyed. But the Horns are 5-1, and still in the driver's seat to be in the conference championship. As a wise old man told me:

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1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

Bro they gifted us two HUGE plays in this game.  Be better

I’m excited to see Mannings supposed fast progression thru reads next year….  Ewers has people open downfield often but he never sees them.  

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

The referees just won the game for us.

A horrible win is much better than a loss.
I'll take it.
I know this will sound incredibly aggy, but bloU possibly had the worst win today.
Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Moral loss

Heh.

Yeah. We had bigger aspirations this year for this to not be demoralizing.

Just hope to God the defense rediscovers its mojo.

Anyone thinking this team and coaching staff are elite are fucking crazy. Not sure where the issue is but if we show up champ game not feeling good.

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

if I keep saying it maybe I'll star to believe it again

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Brando and Tillman will be spooning and crying after this is over because that wasn't a first down on that run 

Nah....Brando gonna be biting Tillman's pillow while he is being pegged by him.

FUCK that blowU cockgobbler.

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Ugly mother fucking ass win, but I'll take it. Move on and play better next week. 

Just now, Beer Horn said:

Anyone thinking this team and coaching staff are elite are fucking crazy. Not sure where the issue is but if we show up champ game not feeling good.

Team? Mostly. Coaching staff? No.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

His marble also got scrambled.  He’s probably out for a while.

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I like how they had to, multiple times during the game, say "btw we arent fans of any specific teams, we just like good plays."

Eat shit losers.

Right.  It was like aggy starting their hype video with, "We're not weird..."

If you have to say it.............

That spot was jacked, but I"ll take it. And I'm cautiously optimistic about Malik playing moving forward. Once he settles down, I think he brings a completely different game that the players would feed off of. 

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