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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are still the only team in the top 15 to not get over 40 points

Wrong sort of.   We got 40

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 We'll move up at least one or two spots in the "rankings" thanks to Penn loss.

But the lack of "style points" didn't move us ahead of Fuck OU.

Pretty sure we'll still end up at #4 if we win out, and then get into the college playoffs.

7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I feel confident that Sark's offense can put enough points on the board to win, but PK better figure out the D. They have looked like shit for a few weeks now.

BYU is gonna school this offense without Ewers. 

Just now, Bevoette said:

Wrong 

We scored 40. Not over 40. 

Bama beat rocky top so our biggest win is still good.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't even think this was an ugly win. It was won in victory formation. Even with the first down they have to score a TD relatively quickly with only 1 timeout. It's not a sure thing or even likely. Had it gone into overtime or been a failed 2 pt conversion that was the 4th down call you can say ugly win. 

This was a game that was way out of hand and the coaches let Houston hang around they never led.

If that bad call goes the other way, Houston, 100% scores a touchdown and you know it.

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Watts, yes. Catalon seemed more like a run support asset, than DB.

Catalons reps for the backup so when he is off the field so that means the backups backup is now in at some point..

 

Less about Catalon being there in passing downs and more about more of the backups in and playing tired than it should be

Let Jonathon get 100. If he doesn’t that’s gonna piss me off so much. 

Let me introduce you to Mario Christobal. What a terrible take.
9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Watch the Michigan game if you want to see how a contender plays and dominates. The coaching is night and day the players are on par. 

What happened to Michigan vs that shitty TCU team last year?

18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

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She looks like her brother but with big tits and a wig. 

18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

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Does not open mouth wide enough. May be a grinder.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

 We'll move up at least one or two spots in the "rankings" thanks to Penn loss.

But the lack of "style points" didn't move us ahead of Fuck OU.

Pretty sure we'll still end up at #4 if we win out, and then get into the college playoffs.

Texas dreaming about going to the playoffs is like the dog that chases the car.  Assuming we catch it, then what the fuck do we do?

10 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Ugly W - looks like there will be no gimme games in final iteration through the conf we built. 

This.

Coming off bye weeks is often times a grab bag when it comes to how a team is going to perform. 

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

 We'll move up at least one or two spots in the "rankings" thanks to Penn loss.

But the lack of "style points" didn't move us ahead of Fuck OU.

Pretty sure we'll still end up at #4 if we win out, and then get into the college playoffs.

This team isn’t sniffing the CFP lmao. 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Does not open mouth wide enough. May be a grinder.

Mmm…I could work around it.

If that bad call goes the other way, Houston, 100% scores a touchdown and you know it.
Sure, but you could say the same about any play for both teams.
11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I think Quinn got hurt early in the second quarter. Something radically changed.

  There was a sack where his shoulder pad was askew. I think he got dinged a little there. Not totally sure but he looked a little woozy.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

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someone should fucking ask him why his phrase is "All Gas, No Brakes" if this is a lesson he needed to learn

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6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are still the only team in the top 15 to not get over 40 points

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WTF happened to our offensive line?  When do we get to cheer for them consistently pushing dline guys off the line?  

Just now, Thatguy said:

  There was a sack where his shoulder pad was askew. I think he got dinged a little there. Not totally sure but he looked a little woozy.


The last play before the half. He got tee’d up. That was during Sark’s turtle play calling fever Dream. 

12 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Ugly W - looks like there will be no gimme games in final iteration through the conf we built. 

I’ve been trying to figure out why anyone ever thought otherwise. Everyone was declaring that we would rematch with OU in the championship. Why? 

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We are 6–1 with the easier half of the schedule on the books.  Prior to the season, I thought this was a 9-3 team if we played well.  I think we’ll end up 10-2 which will be the best season for us in damn head 14 years.  This win sucked but I’ll take it.  I’ve suffered enough shitty losses and seasons so I’m going to enjoy the fuck out this win.  
 

Hook ‘em.

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So, this was one of the worst days of my life. 
took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) 

Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels”

then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go.  With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. 
the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. 
When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. 
as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. 

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

If that bad call goes the other way, Houston, 100% scores a touchdown and you know it.

If a couple players catch passes that hit them in the chest, Texas beat LSU (2019) and Bama (2022). History doesn’t give a fuck about what could have happened.

5 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

If that bad call goes the other way, Houston, 100% scores a touchdown and you know it.

While yes, the fact UH has only that one, single penalty all game says calls or lack there of all game killed us.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

If a couple players catch passes that hit them in the chest, Texas beat LSU (2019) and Bama (2022). History doesn’t give a fuck about what could have happened.

I don't think you got the full context of the conversation that comment came from.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, this was one of the worst days of my life. 
took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) 

Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels”

then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go.  With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. 
the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. 
When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. 
as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. 

 

good lord.

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

 We'll move up at least one or two spots in the "rankings" thanks to Penn loss.

But the lack of "style points" didn't move us ahead of Fuck OU.

Pretty sure we'll still end up at #4 if we win out, and then get into the college playoffs.

Sure. One loss to OU won't kill us but we got to do better...and then there is the Ewers situation...

3 minutes ago, naija said:

someone should fucking ask him why his phrase is "All Gas, No Brakes" if this is a lesson he needed to learn

This

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't even think this was an ugly win. It was won in victory formation. Even with the first down they have to score a TD relatively quickly with only 1 timeout. It's not a sure thing or even likely. Had it gone into overtime or been a failed 2 pt conversion that was the 4th down call you can say ugly win. 

This was a game that was way out of hand and the coaches let Houston hang around they never led.

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

While yes, the fact UH has only that one, single penalty all game says calls or lack there of all game killed us.

That and if Sark’s dumb ass takes the FG while up 14, it doesn’t matter

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, this was one of the worst days of my life. 
took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) 

Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels”

then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go.  With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. 
the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. 
When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. 
as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. 

We all take that walk my man. You are a good son.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

Tried to play through it....

So when he  got sacked at the 9:35 mark in the 2Q and he went down to checkdown mode until he got rocked on the scramble in the end of the 3Q

16 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Shut up, damn. 
 

YALL say that shit, just to get on here and really be upset, telling everyone I told you so 

I’ll go ahead and bookmark this, hopefully I’ll be eating crow. But I damn sure wouldn’t bet on it

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, this was one of the worst days of my life. 
took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) 

Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels”

then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go.  With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. 
the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. 
When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. 
as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. 

Damn... Good for you though. Sorry it wasn't and easier day. Little life perspective for me- thanks 👍

 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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And it’s 100% your fucking job to instill that instinct and you failed yet again. 

Guy has as much killer instinct as a wet sock.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Does not open mouth wide enough. May be a grinder.

I'd take my chances

If Ewers is injured we need to run more of that Red wildcat with either Brooks or Baxter. 

It was another effective day on the ground. 

Just now, Minute Bull said:

And it’s 100% your fucking job to instill that instinct and you failed yet again. 

Guy has as much killer instinct as a wet sock.

I keep saying it but this is the first time I saw him get up from his catchers position and start acting like a HC on the sidelines. 

Hope he learns it's all any of us can hope for

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