October 21, 20232 yr Popular Post 6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. If its any consolation, I bet at least half a dozen Surly posters (and Sark) did the same. But fuck man, good on ya for taking care of your old man. Seriously. Edited October 21, 20232 yr by Blotto
October 21, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: BYU is gonna school this offense without Ewers. I disagree. I'm actually more confident with Maalik than I am with Ewers. Ewers is more polished than Murphy, but Murphy has the "it" factor. Granted it's a small sample size, but going back to the Spring game, the team just seems to play harder with MM in the game. Edited October 21, 20232 yr by DixonHur ESL
October 21, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. Im genuinely sorry for your dads condition. That honestly sounds heart breaking. You sound like a good son.
October 21, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said: First-year Sark finds a way to lose that one by 10, so I guess we’re making progress. And Herman without Ehlinger, and maybe with. Don't even get started on Strong.
October 21, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said: That and if Sark’s dumb ass takes the FG while up 14, it doesn’t matter This. The reason we nearly lost this game is because Sark asked Sideshow Bob to convert a 4th and 7 on the edge instead of kicking a 44 yard field goal. Combine that with PK’s patented deep quarters coverage that allowed them to move the ball 10 yards at a time for free and all of a sudden all of the momentum was on the other side. Quinn injury didn’t help but this game should have never been close, regardless.
October 21, 20232 yr Yeah we need to get this kicking situation figured out. We for sure skipped out on 3, maybe 6, the game would have been way out of reach had he taken the points. And for sure don’t throw a fade on 4th down or have the kicker with issues mentioned above try to run 6 yards..sweet mother of Moses
October 21, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. Man, you earned your wings today. Good for you to know that hell or high-water, you and your dad were going to celebrate a Texas win together in person. That matters.
October 21, 20232 yr Teams will have to prepare for two qb’s now….our bye should be this next weekend…but it is what it is.
October 21, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, DixonHur said: While I think Ewers is more polished that Murphy, but Murphy has the "it" factor. Granted it's a small sample size, but going back to the Spring game, the team just seems to play harder with MM in the game. lol. Ewers is light years better than MM.
October 21, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. This is the best metaphor for the game that will ever exist.
October 21, 20232 yr Defense does not look good at all. We all knew Houston's offense was going to be one-dimensional but they still torched the defense through the air. Fortunately, BYU and K-State don't have really good offenses though so they should finally get a break
October 21, 20232 yr Just realized this makes us bowl eligible. One of the few good things to cross my mind since Texas scored to make it 21-0.
October 21, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, DixonHur said: I disagree. I'm actually more confident with Maalik than I am with Ewers. Ewers is more polished than Murphy, but Murphy has the "it" factor. Granted it's a small sample size, but going back to the Spring game, the team just seems to play harder with MM in the game. well, they better adapt and get used to catching his fast balls real quick.
October 21, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: And Herman without Ehlinger, and maybe with. Don't even get started on Strong. Ehlinger is a fucking wayyyy better qb than Ewers
October 21, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. Hang in there, dude. And thanks for the reminder that there are things bigger than this game.
October 22, 20232 yr Just now, Mdhorn said: well, they better adapt and get used to catching his fast balls real quick. True that. He definitely needs to work on touch.
October 22, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, naija said: It's prime fanboy fantasy to start talking about Malik and "it" factor. It is, but it's past time discussing that Ewers doesn't
October 22, 20232 yr 45 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: Im genuinely sorry for your dads condition. That honestly sounds heart breaking. You sound like a good son. It is. He’s like an autistic 4 year old as my brother describes it. Imagine being married to someone for 42 years and then being your life partner and then just when retirement hits that’s what your life now is. My poor mom. Tbi=‘s tramatic brain injury. It’s awful. I don’t think there’s anything more sad than seeing a person that doesn’t have their mind and memories and the like. Edited October 22, 20232 yr by Wulaw Horn
October 22, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Juke_Em said: Defense does not look good at all. We all knew Houston's offense was going to be one-dimensional but they still torched the defense through the air. Fortunately, BYU and K-State don't have really good offenses though so they should finally get a break KSU looks problematic with their mobile QB. I’m sure PK will inflate their passing numbers.
October 22, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said: Yeah we need to get this kicking situation figured out. We for sure skipped out on 3, maybe 6, the game would have been way out of reach had he taken the points. And for sure don’t throw a fade on 4th down or have the kicker with issues mentioned above try to run 6 yards..sweet mother of Moses Our kicker doesn't have issues...he had one shitty game and Sark decided to go Mensa on steroids on 3rd and 4th down calls from the +35 or so, ever since.
October 22, 20232 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: It is. He’s like an autistic 4 year old as my brother describes it. Imagine being married to someone for 42 years and then being your life partner and then just when retirement hits that’s what your life now is. My poor mom. Tbi=‘s tramatic brown injury. It’s awful. I don’t think there’s anything more sad than seeing a person that doesn’t have their mind and memories and the like. Oh yeah, i knew what tbi is. My grandpa didnt have a tbi, but he had alzheimer's and basically reverted into being an infant again. My own dad had to do the kind of stuff you describe, it was simultaneously devastating and beautiful to watch. Obviously its so sad what is going on, but seeing a son love and protect and take care of their father just like their father did to them when they were young and vulnerable is witnessing what makes humans special. That you are there for your dad now is evidence that he was a good man in how he raised you. Im sure your mom is incredibly proud of you, and she should be. One thing to remember: you dont need higher level brain function to understand and feel love. Even dogs can understand love. Your dad 100% can feel your love to him, and im sure it means everything. Edited October 22, 20232 yr by WelfareBuysMyWeed
October 22, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, DixonHur said: I disagree. I'm actually more confident with Maalik than I am with Ewers. Ewers is more polished than Murphy, but Murphy has the "it" factor. Granted it's a small sample size, but going back to the Spring game, the team just seems to play harder with MM in the game. 2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Ok besides the Spring game do we have any other data points that demonstrate Murphy is a good QB? I sure hope he is but I don't get your confidence.
October 22, 20232 yr This injury situation is why you need to beat the shit out of lesser teams and get the back up QB some playing time running the entire playbook. He’s still not sure if Maalik or Manning should start next week.
October 22, 20232 yr I’m not optimistic about Sark but Texas did win. Edited October 22, 20232 yr by Horn80
October 22, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: Ehlinger is a fucking wayyyy better qb than Ewers This is retarded
October 22, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Valmy77 said: Ok besides the Spring game do we have any other data points that demonstrate Murphy is a good QB? I sure hope he is but I don't get your confidence. He’s the backup so he’s automatically better
October 22, 20232 yr Just now, Valmy77 said: Ok besides the Spring game do we have any other data points that demonstrate Murphy is a good QB? I sure hope he is but I don't get your confidence. Ohh, no confidence, and I hope Ewers isn't hurt, but I just don't see Ewers as some kind of great QB. Almost every QB we have played against has seemed as good or better.
October 22, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. God bless you. I buried my mom last year, dad died years ago. You never see them as they are, now. You see the people who taught you how to use a spoon.
October 22, 20232 yr Just now, texastroubadour said: Watching BYU now and I’m not confident about next week BYU in Provo doesn’t not equal BYU on the road
October 22, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Juke_Em said: Defense does not look good at all. We all knew Houston's offense was going to be one-dimensional but they still torched the defense through the air. Fortunately, BYU and K-State don't have really good offenses though so they should finally get a break It was their strength against our weakness. Our secondary is lacking. Watts being out is huge too.
October 22, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: It is. He’s like an autistic 4 year old as my brother describes it. Imagine being married to someone for 42 years and then being your life partner and then just when retirement hits that’s what your life now is. My poor mom. Tbi=‘s tramatic brown injury. It’s awful. I don’t think there’s anything more sad than seeing a person that doesn’t have their mind and memories and the like. after what you described, people are going to think that's what TBI really stands for. but props to you for doing it. functional loss of cognitive is devastating to witness in someone you love
October 22, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Horn80 said: But we make otherwise-anemic offenses look great. And BYU has an experienced QB (Slovis). PK and his staff have a lot of work to do. Hopefully they get Watts back next week.
October 22, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: Rewind a few years and Jim’s seat was hot as fuck. Didn't he have to take a pay cut just to stay as HC?
October 22, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, BurgleBro said: I keep saying it but this is the first time I saw him get up from his catchers position and start acting like a HC on the sidelines. Hope he learns it's all any of us can hope for He needs to stop squatting because his pants are too tight and you can see his little pecker.
October 22, 20232 yr 51 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: Fuck you brando Fuck you tillman Fuck you rig 12 refs. Fuck this conference Fuck sark and pk while we are at it I'll 2nd that...
October 22, 20232 yr 37 minutes ago, Blotto said: Next week is the one game I'm attending this year. If we lose to BYU, I'm storming the field and punching Sark in the dick. What a clownshow he is. I'll personally pay for your bail
October 22, 20232 yr Just now, Jack Handey said: He needs to stop squatting because his pants are too tight and you can see his little pecker. how many times did you look
October 22, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: So, this was one of the worst days of my life. took my dad (who has a tbi and really wanted to go and was exited about it) Got stuck in traffic- he shit his pants - I tried to clean him up in the bathroom at the parking garage we got to and there was no garbage can or paper towels, he got the shit from his diaper all over himself and his shorts, refused to go home because he wanted to go to the game- walked around with feces all over his clothes, got him in his seat- went to 4 different shops until I found a pair of sweat shorts, came back up, cleaned him up in the bathroom, threw up, he walked out naked because he got scared I left him in the stall when I said “stay here I need more paper towels” then we got back to our seats and he said let’s go. With 6 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. the sights and smells and the like will be nightmare fuel (literally) for me that I will dream about for months and years I bet, but the worst part, by far, was seeing him just not get it and not able to handle basics in life or enjoy the game. When we pulled into the driveway he told me sorry for ruining your day. I was like dad- you didn’t ruin anything and I love you. Man’s taken me to at least 100 games and he remembers almost none of it. And my poor mom lives this 24/7. as bad as I guess we played I’m going to take solace in this not being the shit Sandwhich on top of a truly miserable day finishing with a loss. We are basically in survive and advance mode and although we were terrible it probably doesn’t matter. But, we probably have another loss or two coming our way, especially if Quinn is out. You are a saint. I would love to be able to take my dad to a game regardless of the circumstance, but he died in 1989. You'll remember this day as long as you live.
October 22, 20232 yr I’m fucking exhausted after that. Got up from the couch a couple of times but I wasted too much energy before I got smart and moved the bottle next to me by the bong.
October 22, 20232 yr If this is the best offense Sark can come up with using one of the top passers in the country and two or three strong receivers - against a second tier school, then maybe we need Murphy and a running QB gameplan - either that or a new coach.
October 22, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Ok besides the Spring game do we have any other data points that demonstrate Murphy is a good QB? I sure hope he is but I don't get your confidence. No. But we have plenty of data to show that Ewers is an average QB. He has the physical tools, but if his first read isn't there he completely panics. I'd like to see what Maalik can do.
October 22, 20232 yr 40 minutes ago, sith_horn said: Man I love James and Dead Meat. Great show, and he's funny as fuck. He's a Michigan dude
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